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2013/11/22 12:26:16
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Krazed Killa Kan
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But if they ban knobs, what will wizards put on the end of their staffs?
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My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2013/11/22 14:44:08
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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 PredaKhaine wrote:I liked this quote.
Still, the door knob has defenders. "I'm shocked to hear this," says Sam Mirshak, owner of the architectural antique shop, The Door Store, when told about the Vancouver ban. "I can see it for community buildings and institutions, but not homes.
"I have strong feelings about hardware. Door knobs are lovely. They're the jewelry of the door."
That's not jewelry for the door! Jewelry for the door is the life sized nude image of Miley Cyrus I keep on mine.
*whisper*
Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed by the American people that I don't have jewelry on my door. It's actually a skinned wombat.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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2013/11/22 14:45:02
Subject: Re:Vancouver bans knobs.
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Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot
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Instead of door knobs, new buildings will be equipped with easier-to-manoeuvre levers. The change is a victory for what's known as universal design, creating spaces and buildings that are easily accessible for everyone.
What's next, banning locks and deadbolts? How about all doors converted to wooden swinging saloon doors?! What will keep out all of the thieves, murderers and sex offenders?! What about the government??? Illuminati! Chem trails! Samsquanch could waltz right on in! 1-2-3 BAM primordial ape in your grill!
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2013/11/22 14:50:15
Subject: Re:Vancouver bans knobs.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Jihadin wrote:So...Canada no longer has any men then?
Kronk in Japan trying to raise the baby production rate and now he sees this. Canada is going to be "Kronkqured" next.
It's on the list. Damn... Running out of steam. Need Red Bull... And a fluffer. OK, I'm aboot to do this, eh!
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2013/11/22 14:52:01
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm sure you could find plenty of willing fluffers in the Background forums.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2013/11/22 14:54:18
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Well the new legislation can't apply to pre-existing knobs or the city council in Vancouver obviously couldn't keep their jobs.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
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2013/11/22 21:42:45
Subject: Vancouver bans knobs.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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In all seriousness, if they're going to ban knobs for access reasons, are they going to mandate lift or ramp access next for homes?
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