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2014/01/20 20:02:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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History repeats itself!
*Orks start falling from the sky*
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   Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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2014/01/20 20:15:12
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Let's not stand on ceremonial grounds, Mr Cat...
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2014/01/21 00:53:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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Alright then. ONWARDS!!
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Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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2014/01/21 19:01:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Out of my way, peasant.
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2014/01/21 19:06:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Ah, another regal trampling down the hero workers with boots stitched from centuries of privilege.
*Shoots Noobbomb*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2014/01/21 22:40:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Damn, I've always wanted to do that. Sadly, I think the commissar has it out for me.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/01/21 23:40:41
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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That might have something to do with you shooting him up the ass...
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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2014/01/22 15:47:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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Hmm? Sorry. Was just thinking about waffles.
*Looks at a fish dressed up as a commissar*
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Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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2014/01/22 18:28:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Someone get a servant to prepare that fish!
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2014/01/22 19:31:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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*shoots the fish (in the back?) when it isn't looking*
Someone order some fish?
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/01/23 16:19:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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No differant to the competence of a human commissar.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2014/01/23 16:57:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Trundles into the room*
Unit, Combat, 1126PLL of the Line, requesting assignment. Plasma blastgun at full readiness, reactors online, logic engines fully operational.
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2014/01/23 18:41:18
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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Well I for one am starving. Would you mind shooting the fish a few times? We might as well not leave it lying around.
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Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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2014/01/23 18:47:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It would be my pleasure. Maximal or pulsed?
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2014/01/23 21:51:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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I have no idea what either of those would do... MAAAAAAAAAXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
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Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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2014/01/23 22:54:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Orders accepted. Main weapon charging....
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Complete. Phased plasma chamber full. Discharging...
*FWOOOOOOM*
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Effect on target unclear. Radiation levels exceeding sensor tolerances.
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2014/01/24 00:26:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Gargantuan Gargant
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*walks in*
A talking cat, an indestructible soldier, Bane, and some weird four-armed alien as well as an irresponsible tank commander going maximal?
And they said my theory about the girl scouts being responsible for the crop circles was crazy!
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2014/01/24 00:49:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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You are crazy, those crop circles are made by the great beings who helped us build the pyramids!
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2014/01/24 02:29:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Damn, the scholars were right. Guess we have to destroy the xenos pyramids now. Bloody shame...
1126 MAXIMAL FIRE!
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/01/24 02:51:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Undead bodies, RISE!
*Hordes of skeletons bock the fire*
We are legion!
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2014/01/24 04:02:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Guardsmen Bob wrote:Damn, the scholars were right. Guess we have to destroy the xenos pyramids now. Bloody shame...
1126 MAXIMAL FIRE!
Affirmative. Target acquired. Plasma chamber full. Firing...
Matt.Kingsley wrote:Undead bodies, RISE!
*Hordes of skeletons bock the fire*
We are legion!
...effect on target negligible. Spectroscopic analysis of debris suggests a heavily-calcium-based ablative armor.
Recommend pulsed fire to boil away ablative layers.
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2014/01/24 05:13:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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*Scrambles on top of 1126, and unsheeths his power fist*
I don't speak tech talk!
CHARGE! CRUSH THEM WITH IMPERIAL STEEL!
FOR THE EMPEROR, and THE LULZ!
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/01/24 05:26:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Awake the constructs
*Sphinxes become Animated*
Defensive formation, Halberds at the ready. Prepare for a killing blow. Constructs, burn them with magic flame!
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2014/01/24 08:24:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Engines engaged. Multiple large constructs detected. Inbound energy weapon discharges. Protocols loaded.
Execute Ferrus Tempestuous.
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2014/01/24 08:45:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Repair! Repair!
Send in the Serpent Riders! More constructs, better constructs!
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2014/01/24 10:32:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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*Thunderhawk Talon of Kraxis entering lower atmosphere. Sensors at full. Imperial Guard units spotted. Target assessment: Stormblade. Infantry deployment non-ideal. Target anti-air support: Non-existent. Moving into ideal vector for strafing run. Charging Turbo-Laser. Standing by for further commands.*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/24 10:34:10
I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a  |
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2014/01/24 19:23:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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*Spits acid at thunder hawk but gets Bob, who is protected by super glasses*
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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2014/01/24 21:47:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I'm blinded!
*stumbles, and falls off the tank into some quicksand.*
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/01/24 23:19:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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*Tyranid life form detected. Designation: Tyranicus Ophidius Subterra, 'Ravener'. Threat assessment: Negligible. Engaging hover mode.*
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I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a |
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2014/01/25 18:04:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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**plummets out of sky, streaking flames**
AAAHHHHH!!! Emperor forsaken Death Star!! Who's idea was it to blow the thing up whilst I infiltrated it?!
**takes in surroundings. Sees Bob.** You, Guardsman! Name, rank and where under the Emperor's sun am I?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/25 18:04:57
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