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Made in ca
Pustulating Plague Priest






History repeats itself!
*Orks start falling from the sky*

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in gb
Paranoid Sector Lord





The new Sick Man of Europe

Let's not stand on ceremonial grounds, Mr Cat...

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+

Boggy Man: 10 weird tricks Single Mom discovered turn you into Sigmarine with perfect abs! Nagash hates her!
Feeder: (the gospel according to)Paul is just ancient fanfic that got retconned into canon somehow. 
   
Made in ca
Pustulating Plague Priest






Alright then. ONWARDS!!

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Out of my way, peasant.

   
Made in gb
Paranoid Sector Lord





The new Sick Man of Europe

Ah, another regal trampling down the hero workers with boots stitched from centuries of privilege.

*Shoots Noobbomb*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+

Boggy Man: 10 weird tricks Single Mom discovered turn you into Sigmarine with perfect abs! Nagash hates her!
Feeder: (the gospel according to)Paul is just ancient fanfic that got retconned into canon somehow. 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

Damn, I've always wanted to do that. Sadly, I think the commissar has it out for me.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

That might have something to do with you shooting him up the ass...

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ca
Pustulating Plague Priest






Hmm? Sorry. Was just thinking about waffles.
*Looks at a fish dressed up as a commissar*

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Someone get a servant to prepare that fish!

   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

*shoots the fish (in the back?) when it isn't looking*

Someone order some fish?

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in gb
Paranoid Sector Lord





The new Sick Man of Europe

No differant to the competence of a human commissar.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+

Boggy Man: 10 weird tricks Single Mom discovered turn you into Sigmarine with perfect abs! Nagash hates her!
Feeder: (the gospel according to)Paul is just ancient fanfic that got retconned into canon somehow. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut







*Trundles into the room*

Unit, Combat, 1126PLL of the Line, requesting assignment. Plasma blastgun at full readiness, reactors online, logic engines fully operational.
   
Made in ca
Pustulating Plague Priest






Well I for one am starving. Would you mind shooting the fish a few times? We might as well not leave it lying around.

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut







It would be my pleasure. Maximal or pulsed?
   
Made in ca
Pustulating Plague Priest






I have no idea what either of those would do... MAAAAAAAAAXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut







Orders accepted. Main weapon charging....
...
...
Complete. Phased plasma chamber full. Discharging...
*FWOOOOOOM*
...
...
Effect on target unclear. Radiation levels exceeding sensor tolerances.
   
Made in ca
Stormin' Stompa






*walks in*

A talking cat, an indestructible soldier, Bane, and some weird four-armed alien as well as an irresponsible tank commander going maximal?

And they said my theory about the girl scouts being responsible for the crop circles was crazy!



   
Made in au
Witch Hunter Undercover in a Cult







You are crazy, those crop circles are made by the great beings who helped us build the pyramids!
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

Damn, the scholars were right. Guess we have to destroy the xenos pyramids now. Bloody shame...

1126 MAXIMAL FIRE!

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in au
Witch Hunter Undercover in a Cult







Undead bodies, RISE!
*Hordes of skeletons bock the fire*

We are legion!

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut







Guardsmen Bob wrote:Damn, the scholars were right. Guess we have to destroy the xenos pyramids now. Bloody shame...

1126 MAXIMAL FIRE!


Affirmative. Target acquired. Plasma chamber full. Firing...

Matt.Kingsley wrote:Undead bodies, RISE!
*Hordes of skeletons bock the fire*

We are legion!



...effect on target negligible. Spectroscopic analysis of debris suggests a heavily-calcium-based ablative armor.

Recommend pulsed fire to boil away ablative layers.
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

*Scrambles on top of 1126, and unsheeths his power fist*

I don't speak tech talk!

CHARGE! CRUSH THEM WITH IMPERIAL STEEL!

FOR THE EMPEROR, and THE LULZ!

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in au
Witch Hunter Undercover in a Cult







Awake the constructs

*Sphinxes become Animated*

Defensive formation, Halberds at the ready. Prepare for a killing blow. Constructs, burn them with magic flame!
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut







Engines engaged. Multiple large constructs detected. Inbound energy weapon discharges. Protocols loaded.

Execute Ferrus Tempestuous.
   
Made in au
Witch Hunter Undercover in a Cult







Repair! Repair!

Send in the Serpent Riders! More constructs, better constructs!
   
Made in se
Glorious Lord of Chaos






Almost literally in the Phantom Zone.

*Thunderhawk Talon of Kraxis entering lower atmosphere. Sensors at full. Imperial Guard units spotted. Target assessment: Stormblade. Infantry deployment non-ideal. Target anti-air support: Non-existent. Moving into ideal vector for strafing run. Charging Turbo-Laser. Standing by for further commands.*

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Imagine that you’re sitting down to dinner with your family, and while everyone else gets a serving of the meal, you don’t get any. So you say “I should get my fair share.” And as a direct response to this, your dad corrects you, saying, “everyone should get their fair share.” Now, that’s a wonderful sentiment — indeed, everyone should, and that was kinda your point in the first place: that you should be a part of everyone, and you should get your fair share also. However, dad’s smart-!@# comment just dismissed you and didn’t solve the problem that you still haven’t gotten any!

The problem is that the statement “I should get my fair share” had an implicit “too” at the end: “I should get my fair share, too, just like everyone else.” But your dad’s response treated your statement as though you meant “only I should get my fair share”, which clearly was not your intention. As a result, his statement that “everyone should get their fair share,” while true, only served to ignore the problem you were trying to point out.

That is why we need feminism, and why I am not simply egalitarian. 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

*Spits acid at thunder hawk but gets Bob, who is protected by super glasses*

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

I'm blinded!

*stumbles, and falls off the tank into some quicksand.*

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in se
Glorious Lord of Chaos






Almost literally in the Phantom Zone.

*Tyranid life form detected. Designation: Tyranicus Ophidius Subterra, 'Ravener'. Threat assessment: Negligible. Engaging hover mode.*

Imagine that you’re sitting down to dinner with your family, and while everyone else gets a serving of the meal, you don’t get any. So you say “I should get my fair share.” And as a direct response to this, your dad corrects you, saying, “everyone should get their fair share.” Now, that’s a wonderful sentiment — indeed, everyone should, and that was kinda your point in the first place: that you should be a part of everyone, and you should get your fair share also. However, dad’s smart-!@# comment just dismissed you and didn’t solve the problem that you still haven’t gotten any!

The problem is that the statement “I should get my fair share” had an implicit “too” at the end: “I should get my fair share, too, just like everyone else.” But your dad’s response treated your statement as though you meant “only I should get my fair share”, which clearly was not your intention. As a result, his statement that “everyone should get their fair share,” while true, only served to ignore the problem you were trying to point out.

That is why we need feminism, and why I am not simply egalitarian. 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





**plummets out of sky, streaking flames**
AAAHHHHH!!! Emperor forsaken Death Star!! Who's idea was it to blow the thing up whilst I infiltrated it?!
**takes in surroundings. Sees Bob.** You, Guardsman! Name, rank and where under the Emperor's sun am I?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/25 18:04:57



They/them

 
   
 
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