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Analogy fail XD I was trying to say that it grows all over the place. Has for a long time too. Afghanistan was a major producer of Opium in the world before the Opium Wars in China.

In such abundance as if it grew on trees, you could say.

Yes

 LordofHats wrote:
Analogy fail XD I was trying to say that it grows all over the place. Has for a long time too. Afghanistan was a major producer of Opium in the world before the Opium Wars in China.

Apologies, I have no idea how I didn't notice that

We need to loan them money, they can't risk dying while indebted to us muhaha.

 gossipmeng wrote:
We need to loan them money, they can't risk dying while indebted to us muhaha.

We'll give them plenty of money.

We'll invest it in missiles first, then they can have those

Not at all surprising, considering they've been fighting some of the richest nations in the world (and the richest) for years now.

Hmmmm maybe if they consolidated their debts into a loan with a number of easy payments they might not be so angry about everything.

Wonga.com should set an office for payday loans too. you know to help Joe-average-Jihadist out too.

With all of these benevolent Western facilities they will soon grow to love our Western lifestyle.

It's a sound plan, someone make that happen....

A terrorists walks into a Bank; "I would like to take out a loan."

Banker: "For what purpose sir?"

Terrorist: "So I can wage holy war against the American infidels!"

Banker: "I don't think that would be a good investment on our part."

Terrorist: "... Shawarma?"

 notprop wrote:
Hmmmm maybe if they consolidated their debts into a loan with a number of easy payments they might not be so angry about everything.

Wonga.com should set an office for payday loans too. you know to help Joe-average-Jihadist out too.

With all of these benevolent Western facilities they will soon grow to love our Western lifestyle.

It's a sound plan, someone make that happen....

Not a great idea if payday takes place after carrying out a suicide attack

They could get thier money from Fat Tony, he seems resonable.