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 Perkustin wrote:
As long as it contains one or preferably all three of the following:

At least one 'Peoples Elbow' (preferably on a prostrate Nemean Lion)

At least one 'The Rock Bottom' (Preferably on the Nemean Lion)

At least one Utterance, by Johnson naturally, of the word Gibronie. E.g 'You Stank Ass Nemean Lion Gibronie!'.

EDIT: A part where he gets injured and Athena puts his leg in one of those funny metal Knee brace things.

Eeeehhh, Wrestling jokes

I do enjoy trailers that involve a British Luvvie monologuing. Also that Lion looks cool.

EDIT: Yeah i too recall a trailer for a 'Kellan Lutz' (however he is) vehicle called Something Something... Hercules.

Lol, I would watch that especially if they have some submissions, miking or pinning going on.

Having seen this film about 2 months ago all I can say is avoid at all costs, it's sh... Yep that bad, bad story

How did you see an unreleased movie two months ago?

Want a complete rundown.

SPOILERS!!!

The part with the numean lion is about a minute long and bam.it's over, that part you see in the advert in the coliseum (sp?) is also a huge letdown as both Hercules and his mate get beaten up, his mate gets stabbed to Hercules decides "ho hum might as well go all God on there asses now", infact every set piece that makes the story of Hercules cool is just so crap in this film, when he breaks free of his chains and starts swinging them around (letting the bad guy go I might add after killing hercs buddy) it just seems like a crap excuse for a 3d scene, herc going around trying to rally a populace under a tyrannical rule was also ppointless as they all get rounded up about 5 seconds after said plot is introduced.... God what a terrible film, I got up to the part where he broke free of his chains and started to rampage and basically had had enough, couldn't even Finnish the film

 Formosa wrote:
Want a complete rundown.

Spoiler:

SPOILERS!!!

The part with the numean lion is about a minute long and bam.it's over, that part you see in the advert in the coliseum (sp?) is also a huge letdown as both Hercules and his mate get beaten up, his mate gets stabbed to Hercules decides "ho hum might as well go all God on there asses now", infact every set piece that makes the story of Hercules cool is just so crap in this film, when he breaks free of his chains and starts swinging them around (letting the bad guy go I might add after killing hercs buddy) it just seems like a crap excuse for a 3d scene, herc going around trying to rally a populace under a tyrannical rule was also ppointless as they all get rounded up about 5 seconds after said plot is introduced.... God what a terrible film, I got up to the part where he broke free of his chains and started to rampage and basically had had enough, couldn't even Finnish the film

any clues as to how you managed to see the entirety of a film which has so far only had the. Trailer in the OP released?

Pre screening, they do it all the time apparently and they got myself and about 40 others to fill out a form on what we thought, guess what I said :l

This film just struggled to be cool and failed horribly, some of the characters looked so alike I got confused who was who a couple of Times (admittedly memory for names is pretty bad) there is a part where they finally persuade herc to fight against his "father" and "brother" and he rides into town and sees some dudes being dicks to some farmers or something, he then brutally kills the soldiers... For some reason????

EDIT: I.feel like a duck now sorry, I got this confused with the just released "legend of Hercules" ... Go on call me names I deserve it :/

*insert lightly offensive, but funny put-down*

I deserve that put down....

I am Spartacus... I mean Kratos... I mean Hercules... or something! RAR!

 Formosa wrote:
Go on call me names I deserve it :/

You... you... Formosa!!!

Ha. Told.

*walks away in slow motion*

fatuus

stultus

bardus

stultividus

laevus

hurcules is his latin name, so latin insults seemed suitable
note: they all translate to stupid/idiot/thick/dumb.
note,note: I am jokingly insulting.

The one positive, Hercules' opponent's appear suitably epic.