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Badrukk shot the Game of Thrones.

And then decided to take over as the ruler of the seven kingdoms.

Until his mom found out, and made him return the kingdoms and apologise for being a git. Then she took away his phone for a month.

However, Badrukk stole the phone, got his gitz back, and ruled the seven kingdoms.

Then he woke up and was very sad, it was just a dream and he was still grounded. Worse yet, he had to mind his baby sister for the whole afternoon.

Badrukk left the house in search for Slimefart Gitsmaka.

But when he opened the door to leave, a dozen Mormons were on his doorstep, asking him to join their organization.

What is the orginization? Badrukk asked.

Surprisingly enough, they were going to help him rule the 7 kingdoms. He accepted their offer.

Then the Mother of Dragons got sick of being with a dwarf, so came back and killed everyone with her enormous dragons.

Just then, Winter came.

And the Walkers killed everyone.

And then, ate their bones.

Except for Badrukk's, who had gotten away.

Only to be devoured in an orgy of blood and gore by the dragons, who tossed his lifeless body high in the air, then pulled it to shreds in a gore-soaked tug of war.

Yumm! Ork meat for everyone!

However, Badrukk's soul found the body of another Flash Git, and he took over its body.

But too bad, the new body has the clap.

And was a quadriplegic.

And it was sucked into the Warp, only to materialize in the planet

Badrukk then died, but his clone took over.

And made a million clones to serve him. *Cue Star Wars music here*

Then Cprl. Hicks nuked the site from orbit. ( it was the only way to be sure)

And then he blew up because he ate too much tacos. *Cue in Bart Baker's Gangnam style parody music here.*

*insert scary music here*

The scary music attracted nearby zombies.

The Genetor who was studying the zombies tripped and fell over his own robes out of surprise, and landed on top of Badrukk's corpse.

"What a fine specimen", said the nearsighted Genetor.

And then he got eaten by the zombies.

The zombies began to gather the shards of KaptinBadrukk.

And forged a KaptinBadrukk brand backpack!