A 40k Story

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**JamesGang**

The backpack was needed to restore peace to the galaxy.

**snurl**

And, also to carry around a few bits for lunch.

**lliu**

Which the zombies promptly ate for breakfast, and at lunch starved.

**snurl**

The zombies needed food badly.....but how?

**KaptinBadrukk**

They never got it.

**snurl**

So, 28 days later.......

**KaptinBadrukk**

The world belonged to the zombies.

**snurl**

Then the Tyranids arrived.

**KaptinBadrukk**

And ate the world.

**snurl**

But eating the zombies had unusual effects on the xenos host.

**KaptinBadrukk**

So the zombies exploded into antimatter.

**snurl**

Which formed a new race of undead xenos hybrids.

**KaptinBadrukk**

They called themselves the R'Kaal.

**lliu**

Then, the developers of Games Workshop scrapped the idea, and put it to the torch.

**snurl**

Warlord Games revives the line and it is an instant hit, selling Millions of copies for reasonable prices.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Warlord games killed GW, and took over what was left.

**snurl**

And everyone cheered.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Except for Badrukk, who said

"Simpsoncalifragalisticexpialidohshus."

**snurl**

Which, loosly translated, means: I need the washroom, are there no facilities here?

**KaptinBadrukk**

There was, thankfully.

**snurl**

And they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

**lliu**

However, the lord of bones felt sad, and cried, until the entire world was drowning.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Now...

The end.

**JamesGang**

This ending sucked.

The end ended better the next time.

**lliu**

But, the end exploded, and was vaporized by a Tau Manta.

**KaptinBadrukk**

So it began again.

**snurl**

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a great new Disney Theme Park opened.

**KaptinBadrukk**

But it was no ordinary theme park. It was Star Trek Voyager themed.

**snurl**

After it failed, Hard Rock Cafe tried to reopen it but deemed it too risky, so the place was abandoned for a few years.

**lliu**

Until Freddy Fazbear's entertainment opened it again!