How would you make an awful 40k movie?

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**Selym**

Sisters of Badassery

Genre: Uhmm... Man-hating, I guess?

Film Director: An OTT Feminist who feels the need to represent women's rights in 40k.

Plot: A sister of battle is shown to be a strong and independent woman. The plot sort of peters out half way though and turns into a kinda screenshot-worthy series of scenes in which she is proven to be better than Space Marines. Some side-boob is involved, but not enough to make it worth it.

**Furyou Miko**

Selym wrote:
Sisters of Badassery

They said bad movies, not Truth in Television.

**fallinq**

Selym wrote:
Sisters of Badassery

Genre: Uhmm... Man-hating, I guess?

Film Director: An OTT Feminist who feels the need to represent women's rights in 40k.

Plot: A sister of battle is shown to be a strong and independent woman. The plot sort of peters out half way though and turns into a kinda screenshot-worthy series of scenes in which she is proven to be better than Space Marines. Some side-boob is involved, but not enough to make it worth it.

Needs to constantly interrupt the (poorly choreographed) action for long preachy scenes about how the women in the film have it so much harder and are so much more capable than any of the men, and the men are all misogynists who swagger around basking in the awesome privilege of being a guardsman in 40k.

I also like how this would basically be the polar opposite of the dudebro/13 year old boy pandering Space Wolf movie I pitched earlier.