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Matt Ward, greater dEamon of retcons.

Chuck Norris.

Ace From Outer Space wrote:
Chuck Norris. Sly Marbo

FTFY. Really, Sly Marbo would be outright terrifying if he had a reason to kill you. The feeling of being stalked by something that is guaranteed to kill you is perhaps worse than the eventual death that follows.

A lot of things to be honest. I feel like one step in the universe might as well be your last.

Fabius Bile - although I admit that's essentially 'a Haemonoculus' just one with more experience with humans.

"So.....you may feel some discomfort in ze early stages. Swiftly followed by blinding agony. Please tell me if zis hurts..."
"AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!!!!!"
"....Good, good...."

Haemonculus or any dark eldar really. Read nightbringer, and man those guys are some sick space elves.