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Longtime Dakkanaut




Central California

And I add: (after getting my SoB codex)
"Cannoness Obscuricus Latinus died peacefully in her sleep today. In a shocking turn of events she wasn't tortured, torn to pieces, or burned at the stake by any heretics."

epronovost wrote:"We were just little girls", a heartbreaking testemony from a former Sister of Battle in our ongoing investigation on child abuse in Scholam.

Space Marine Captain apologised to Imperial Guard commander for rude behavior.

The Emperor is running for his re-election at the head of the Imperium executive branch under the slogan: Keep the Imperium of Man just has it is.

Eldrad criticised for his usage of the M word.



Tygre wrote:...in the grim dark future there is only disco. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of boogieing, and the laughter of dancing gods.


some bloke wrote:A Catachan Devil ate my husband - and then I married it!

Could you be a lost primarch? Take our quiz and find out!


Absolute spit takes on these. Have an exalt!


epronovost wrote:"We were just little girls", a heartbreaking testemony from a former Sister of Battle in our ongoing investigation on child abuse in Scholam.

Space Marine Captain apologised to Imperial Guard commander for rude behavior.

The Emperor is running for his re-election at the head of the Imperium executive branch under the slogan: Keep the Imperium of Man just has it is.

Eldrad criticised for his usage of the M word.



Keeping the hobby side alive!

I never forget the Dakka unit scale is binary: Units are either OP or Garbage. 
   
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Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion





 Llamahead wrote:
Chaos Causes Cancer........


.. thats actually true

Opinions are not facts please don't confuse the two 
   
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BrianDavion wrote:
 Llamahead wrote:
Chaos Causes Cancer........


.. thats actually true


General inteligence of the iom increased due to mass spawndom course.

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A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH.  
   
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Auntie Khorne's relationship workshop. Auntie Khorne answers your real.dating questions. Take our skull quiz and find out your perfect thickness of brow.ridge.

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Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 
   
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Birmingham, UK

Magnus visits his father. Announces himself at the front door and waits to be let in.

Onlookers say he actually knocked first.
   
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Ottawa

Ork Has Enuff Dakka

Cadians, Sisters of Battle (Argent Shroud), Drukhari (Obsidian Rose)

Read my Drukhari short stories: Chronicles of Commorragh 
   
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Avatar of khaine gloriously slays foe in single combat!

 
   
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Mr. Burning wrote:Magnus visits his father. Announces himself at the front door and waits to be let in.

Onlookers say he actually knocked first.


-Guardsman- wrote:Ork Has Enuff Dakka




kingheff wrote:Avatar of khaine gloriously slays foe in single combat!


Okay I know it's all fun and all, but isn't this a bit too much ?
   
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Adeptus Mechanicus disbanded after being found guilty of being a liability to the Imperium. Fabricator-General to be charged with 4th Degree Heresy, or more commonly known as "Treason"

In other news, Terra has officialy acknowledged that not all crime is considered Heresy; Alternatives to capital punishment currently in discussion.


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USRs: "Preferred Enemy: Xenos"
"Hatred: Xenos"
"Racist and Proud of it" - Gains fleshbane, rending, rage, counter-attack, and X2 strength and toughness when locked in combat with units not in the "Imperium of Man" faction.

Collection:
AM/IG - 122nd Terrax Guard: 2094/3000pts
Skitarii/Cult Mech: 1380/2000pts
Khorne Daemonkin - Host of the Nervous Knife: 1701/2000pts
Orks - Rampage Axez: 1753/2000pts 
   
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Tacoma, WA, USA

Exhaustive study shows that chants and the application of holy ointments is less effective in maintaining machinery than routine maintenance alone.

Blind survey reveal 9 out of 10 commissars don't care what their regiment does during downtime as long as they fight bravely.
   
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Been Around the Block




The Emperor speak again! Thanks to text to speech device! (Though i wish this did happen just like in the youtube series!)
   
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Central California

Mythbusters prove the shell from a bolt pistol actually hits harder than a swung chainsword. Blood Angels call scientific method into question.

Keeping the hobby side alive!

I never forget the Dakka unit scale is binary: Units are either OP or Garbage. 
   
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Canada

"Departmento Munitorum releases new vending machines in collaboration with the Mechanicus, if they fight hard and take objectives, they will get paid accordingly and they get the war material they want."
"The new prototypes were heard to say "Why loot the dead when you can buy from me?"...

A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.
Napoleon Bonaparte 
   
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The dark hollows of Kentucky

The Night Lords legion introduce a new line of designer clothing.

"They're made of a very 'Special Leather' " comments legion representative.

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Local councilor refuses to yield to taxpayers demands to relocate Eldar Exodite camp.

House prices plummet!!
   
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Two Lost Primarchs discovered! Click to find out more...
   
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USA

Interview: A Pacifist Greenskin Farmer

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
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10 THINGS HERETICS DO THAT YOU WON'T BELIEVE!!!

How to train your Ogryn volume 3: the headbutting years.

Adeptus Ministorum guide to etiquette feral world special edition (the entire book is in pictogram).

One of those relics CAN KILL YOU found out which one!!!

No, wait, these are probably something the Imperium actually produces.
   
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Ottawa

Adeptus Ministorum Condemns Hate Crimes Against Religious Minorities

Cadia Convention Outlaws Use Of Chemical And Biological Weapons Against Civilians

Nature Preserve Opens On Terra

"No More Nepotism": All Astra Militarum Recruits Required To Start At The Rank Of Private, Regardless Of Social Status

Unionization Rates Climbing Rapidly Among Manufactorum Workers

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Cadians, Sisters of Battle (Argent Shroud), Drukhari (Obsidian Rose)

Read my Drukhari short stories: Chronicles of Commorragh 
   
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Been Around the Block




Slannesh cult practices moderation!
   
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Rebel4ever85 wrote:
Slannesh cult practices moderation!


But they practice so.damn hard that they get really really good at it. Best damn moderation this side of the rift!

Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!

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51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 
   
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Tacoma, WA, USA

Magnus the Red surrenders to the Talons of the Emperor saying, "I did everything wrong and I am sorry."
   
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USA

Leman Russ hugs his long-lost brother Magnus in tearful reunion.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
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Georgia, USA

“Fabricator-General of Mars calls for tech priests to ‘reduce red tape, speed up approval of STC modifications’.”

“Imperium of Man respects sovereignty of newly discovered human empire in the galactic West, diplomatic corps crafting a fair trade agreement”

“Rebellious PDF resents heavy taxation, not lead by a secret chaos cult”

“Farseer Eldrad spotted visiting children’s hospital”

“New offshoot of Imperial cult rejects ornate cathedrals, calls for simple meeting halls”

“Ancient codex Infantry Attacks unearthed, forces of the imperium universally adopt ‘fire and movement’ tactics”.

“Imperial Supreme Court denies appeal, finds Minotaurs guilty of human rights violations”

“Ultramarines free chapter serfs, open up paid support and logistics positions”

“New Imperial Guard VA Hospital Opened”

“Leading Imperial Intergalactic Relations scholar warns that Tau expansion represents a serious threat to Imperium”

“Could shorter hours make for more productive manufactories?”

“First new Automated Loading device installed on Imperial Navy Cruiser”

“10 Commissars who secretly cared”

-Guardsman- wrote:


"No More Nepotism": All Astra Militarum Recruits Required To Start At The Rank Of Private, Regardless Of Social Status
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I’ll give you a chuckle, but it doesn’t even happen quite that way in the real world. Officers are usually and should be recruited and trained separately from enlisted, at least in the American military. One job is about planning and leadership, the other is about being a subject matter expert and then a manager. There are some IG regiments that would definitely by distraught not to be cushy ones though.

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My GW Armies: Very Angry Black Templars Spooky Scary Chaos Marines Deadly Dastardly Slaves to Darkness.

My Games: 40k, Age of Sigmar, Warmaster, Netepic, Blackpowder (AWI)

Pro Patria Vigilans  
   
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 3AcresAndATau wrote:
“Rebellious PDF resents heavy taxation, not lead by a secret chaos cult”


This is actually the premise I used for three interconnected Only War campaign and a the creation of dozens of Imperial Guard regiments. It was fun to play with a more morally complex setting than the standard 40K stuff.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/725587.page
   
 
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