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2010/11/27 00:33:08
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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I'm totally lost, last thing I did was the warp storm. Btw, I don't worship a particular god, I'm with Chaos Undivided. (Just answering the GM's old question)
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2010/11/27 10:06:55
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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So is my char O.K?
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
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2010/11/27 10:09:33
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Ye its good we need more Tau especially one of a higher rank 
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2010/11/27 11:05:02
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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hopefuly Marta gets back. I recomended he be sm since he was think of doin something there. That would be good wouldent it. we would have fairly balanced teams sep for necrons. sorry Thingmagica.
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2010/11/27 18:17:23
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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I recommend an Ultramarines Devvie Sergeant.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/27 23:22:22
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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O.k well i'll only really be able to post intermitantly(don't know if thats a word). So i guess it's good i'm a higher rank. Just try and bring me in sometime.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
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2010/11/28 13:06:46
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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Hey guys I've been talking to mcsessions and we have agreed to make me the new gm. Hopefully I can carry on the story now!
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/28 13:08:06
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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What happens to the Ultras now?
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2010/11/29 18:14:48
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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The marines and the tau all have a personal oh s**t moment as the legions of necrons start advancing in their direction as missile strikes fall from the sky, an Ultra orbital bombardment. Soon the necrons are in disarray as it seems that the necron lord was destroyed in the blast. However, a paraiah of some sorts steps up onto a rock and is zapped with green lightning coming from the earth, sending huge lumps ito the sky. The paraiah steps out of the dust cloud and looks suitably more menacing.
Shas' etc...
A: call for backup (recommended)
B: charge in on your own
C: other
Undivided (ps. your warpstorm overheated but you passed your armour save)...
A: Take advantage and attack
B: Idiot Wars episode 4 (e.g. another warpstorm)
C: other
Thingamagica.
Congrats, you are now a paraiah/necron lord!
A: ATTACK XD!!!!!!
B: ATTACK XD!!!!!!
C: other (e.g. attack XD!!!!!!)
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/29 20:53:33
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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A Tau peeps, we should really call for help. Shall I do it? If so then, "Shas'O we are under heavy fire from a horde of necrons, need reinforcements, we need everything possible ASAP!!!"
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2010/11/29 22:00:27
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Back to the ship. Calling some friends back from Cadia.
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2010/11/30 04:54:46
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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fly equlivelent of 32" above the ground. "you cant see me!!! X)"
relay enemy possition and organisation to shas'darve and Shas'o, what ever his name is. request orders since my squad is not so very good when not in a scermishy situation.
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2010/11/30 15:57:43
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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Shas'kais, you get a reply saying that the shas'o has been killed by a necron pylon shot to the face (ouch!). They also say that reinforcements are on their way.
Undivided, your reinforcements are on the way.
Ledabot, despite your stealth armour, the necrons still have your position and they shoot towards you.
Thingamagica, same as last time.
Shas'kais:
A: Shoot
B: Assault
C: Wait
Undivided:
Open choice
Ledabot: Same as Shas'kais
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/30 16:50:23
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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AC "Everybody stay in your positio and wait for the reinforcements, but don't give up the firing we can't let them get any closer!"
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2010/11/30 16:59:55
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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Shas'kais, you recieve a communication detailing that basically you have been promoted to a Shas'o. However, this message takes far longer than you would expect and winds up taking half an hour. But this is enough time for your reinforcements to arrive. You have quite a few new shiny toys (yayID!). Undivided at the same time you gain your Cadian reinforcements. Shas'davre arrives at the battle zone, seeing an army of tau and space marines battling necrons.
All Tau:
A: Fire all weapons!
B: Reinforce Catos and his space marines
C: (Shas'kais only) other
Undivided:
Free Choice
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/30 17:08:38
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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OK then that was unexpected but wahoo I am a commander!!! OK I assume I get a good battlesuit then, if so I will send a transmission asking for my battlesuit, ok now time for a bit of payback, but I will make it slow, first off it is a horde is'nt it, then this will take us a long time and we could die. So heres a solution, I advise we retreat for a while and create a camp that we can get supplies to, then once we have enough forces and supplies, attack the Necrons. Guys do you think it is a good idea?
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2010/11/30 17:29:09
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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you have one hour to decide
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/30 18:49:05
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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mcsessions90 wrote:mcsessions90 wrote:mcsessions90 wrote:  mcsessions90 wrote:mcsessions90 wrote:mcsessions90 wrote:blood reaper wrote:Araghist strikecruiser fell from the skies burning clouds of flies swarmed around the ship as it crashed into the Tau controlled camp , Plague marines and other mutated beasts along side Plague bearers and Vermin kin. Araghist charged into the nearest Tau troops screaming for Syrath!
Idiot Wars, Episode 1, Attack of the space marines
The Chaos marine troops are drastically outnumbered. They are pushed back and after the battle is over, only one squad is left. The tau squad is predominantly intact. What do you do with your pitifully small amount of your army.
This proves that base attacking a tau army as the first thing you do on arrival is NOT a good idea.
But this is only the start. The incompetence of some idiots will be proved in Episode 2, the chaos marines strike back
Episode 2 coming soon
mcsessions90 wrote:undivided wrote:Deep Strike into the ethereal council chambers with my terminators. The rest of my warriors are ready for siege just outside the camp. Death to the Tau!
What you have done is not my fault. Read previous posts to see what happens next.
Scrap that, i'll tell you anyway.
Idiot Wars, Episode 2, The chaos Marines Strike back.
Your terminators teleport into the council chambers to find.......no-one. A sign on the door explains everything--- Out for lunch-back later---.
The tau gaurding the room notice your arrival. Your terminators are shredded in a volley of rail rifle shots.
Yes, they strike back, and die a miserable death.
This has happened before. Don't say i didn't warn you.
You may have to wait a while for the next episode. It depends when someone does something really stupid.
This saga could get quite interesting...
blood reaper wrote:Well if where going to be like that say hello to the giant warp gate , and who said this was my main base .
Activate self destruct! The explosion will cause much damage 
Araghaist teleports back to his cruiser "The Pilliger". He orders a orbital bombardment on the Ultra\Tau base and with mine gone why not raze the planet ha ha ha , But the fun would end wouldn’t it Ill just Disintivaporate your base! and if that don't work all remaining forces attack! Burn and destroy the Emperors lackys and the false corpse god!
Idiot Wars, Episode 3, A new Flop,
Unfortunately for you, a large chunk of the teleport module was knocked out during the artificial earthquake. The teleporter teleports you, but it accidentally teleports your squad of marines as well, and it teleports you to the northern magnetic pole which is rather too warm and bright for you.
The communications are not working either and the orbital bombardment is not ordered.
I'm looking forward to episode 4!!!
P.S. The base self destruct still works
You are the only ones from your lot left(no cultists, no sorcerers). The rest are in orbit.
in small pieces. VERY small pieces.
Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:OK then that was unexpected but wahoo I am a commander!!! OK I assume I get a good battlesuit then, if so I will send a transmission asking for my battlesuit, ok now time for a bit of payback, but I will make it slow, first off it is a horde is'nt it, then this will take us a long time and we could die. So heres a solution, I advise we retreat for a while and create a camp that we can get supplies to, then once we have enough forces and supplies, attack the Necrons. Guys do you think it is a good idea?
Oh Jesus here it is, the long awaited Idiot Wars episode 4, Return of the Dipsh*t. The retreating tau are cut down by the advancing necrons. Only a few devilfish and three squads of fire warriors are left, along with Shas'kais, Shas'davre and Shas'ledabot. However, the Ultramarines are still in the battle, orbital strikes landing every few seconds, but they seem to be fighting a losing battle, a final push would see them defeated.
All Tau Players are in the forest, creating a camp which is becoming harder as the rain starts falling harder.
A: Abandon all hope
B: Try to gain contact with other tau.
C: (Shas'kais only)
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/30 19:19:44
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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Catos wrote:mcsessions90 wrote:mcsessions90 wrote:mcsessions90 wrote: mcsessions90 wrote:mcsessions90 wrote:mcsessions90 wrote:blood reaper wrote:Araghist strikecruiser fell from the skies burning clouds of flies swarmed around the ship as it crashed into the Tau controlled camp , Plague marines and other mutated beasts along side Plague bearers and Vermin kin. Araghist charged into the nearest Tau troops screaming for Syrath!
Idiot Wars, Episode 1, Attack of the space marines
The Chaos marine troops are drastically outnumbered. They are pushed back and after the battle is over, only one squad is left. The tau squad is predominantly intact. What do you do with your pitifully small amount of your army.
This proves that base attacking a tau army as the first thing you do on arrival is NOT a good idea.
But this is only the start. The incompetence of some idiots will be proved in Episode 2, the chaos marines strike back
Episode 2 coming soon
mcsessions90 wrote:undivided wrote:Deep Strike into the ethereal council chambers with my terminators. The rest of my warriors are ready for siege just outside the camp. Death to the Tau!
What you have done is not my fault. Read previous posts to see what happens next.
Scrap that, i'll tell you anyway.
Idiot Wars, Episode 2, The chaos Marines Strike back.
Your terminators teleport into the council chambers to find.......no-one. A sign on the door explains everything--- Out for lunch-back later---.
The tau gaurding the room notice your arrival. Your terminators are shredded in a volley of rail rifle shots.
Yes, they strike back, and die a miserable death.
This has happened before. Don't say i didn't warn you.
You may have to wait a while for the next episode. It depends when someone does something really stupid.
This saga could get quite interesting...
blood reaper wrote:Well if where going to be like that say hello to the giant warp gate , and who said this was my main base .
Activate self destruct! The explosion will cause much damage
Araghaist teleports back to his cruiser "The Pilliger". He orders a orbital bombardment on the Ultra\Tau base and with mine gone why not raze the planet ha ha ha , But the fun would end wouldn’t it Ill just Disintivaporate your base! and if that don't work all remaining forces attack! Burn and destroy the Emperors lackys and the false corpse god!
Idiot Wars, Episode 3, A new Flop,
Unfortunately for you, a large chunk of the teleport module was knocked out during the artificial earthquake. The teleporter teleports you, but it accidentally teleports your squad of marines as well, and it teleports you to the northern magnetic pole which is rather too warm and bright for you.
The communications are not working either and the orbital bombardment is not ordered.
I'm looking forward to episode 4!!!
P.S. The base self destruct still works
You are the only ones from your lot left(no cultists, no sorcerers). The rest are in orbit.
in small pieces. VERY small pieces.
Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:OK then that was unexpected but wahoo I am a commander!!! OK I assume I get a good battlesuit then, if so I will send a transmission asking for my battlesuit, ok now time for a bit of payback, but I will make it slow, first off it is a horde is'nt it, then this will take us a long time and we could die. So heres a solution, I advise we retreat for a while and create a camp that we can get supplies to, then once we have enough forces and supplies, attack the Necrons. Guys do you think it is a good idea?
Oh Jesus here it is, the long awaited Idiot Wars episode 4, Return of the Dipsh*t. The retreating tau are cut down by the advancing necrons. Only a few devilfish and three squads of fire warriors are left, along with Shas'kais, Shas'davre and Shas'ledabot. However, the Ultramarines are still in the battle, orbital strikes landing every few seconds, but they seem to be fighting a losing battle, a final push would see them defeated.
All Tau Players are in the forest, creating a camp which is becoming harder as the rain starts falling harder.
A: Abandon all hope
B: Try to gain contact with other tau.
C: (Shas'kais only)
P.S. Shas'kais catches a cold.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/30 20:45:36
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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What the  !!!! I ordered a tactical retreat so we are firing as we retreat so that we can make a small camp to get supplies. You said that it was a Horde, Hordes are very big, we were fighting a battle that we would eventually lose if we did'nt think of a plan, do you honestly think that I would order our men to run away, not defending themselves, and in the open?! What the heck do you take me for???!!! Also I was consulting the other Tau players if they thought it was an ok plan, I never actually saw it through, I was just waiting confirmation to see if it was ok!!! That was totally out of order!!!
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2010/11/30 21:15:22
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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I also said you had a time limit which you failed to meet, so I had no choice but to take your last post as what you would do, which never said a tactical retreat. Also, if you retreated the necrons would follow, leaving you very little time to make a camp and restock without the necrons making another attack, which they did. Eitherway you now have abandoned the Ultramarines to fight on their own. This might affect relationships with them. The squads I said you have are all the squads left on Rak'noll. I suggest asking for more help. Next time you argue with the gm and insult him there will be consequences. I am not an unreasonable gm but please stop clogging up this thread with pointless quotes, like earlier in the story. Did you really need to post asking ledabot to be your friend (sorry for getting you involved!). Anyway, all your options are exactly the same. Carry on the rpg.....
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/12/01 02:43:30
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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I must say that that is a little harsh GM ing. Well anyway. We tend to the wounded and keep on the run making sure any necrons don't cut us down. Meanwhile have people in the devilfish trying to contact other Tau. This is what i propose to do. What do other tau guys who AREN"T slaughtered by necrons as they make a "tactical retreat" think? HMMMMMM...
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
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2010/12/01 03:58:46
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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Well. I feel slightly less than I did earlier. Life goes on but shizno, we are so going to have to find a way for my suit to work.
Well I have never known a bunch of fws and suits, maybe 10 units to win vs an entire bunch of necrons coming out of the ground...
I call in reinforcement from the Fre'ma chase (read fluff on page 2) because of the situation with resources and the critical situation which we are in. They will have a high percentage of suits/tanks and a low percentage of fws and nothing from other races.
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2010/12/01 06:29:59
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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I definetely agree that we need reinforcements. I'll contact my commanding ethereal and ask for reinforcements and maybe event a battery of Broadside fire for retreating cover. But i think an extraction in the form of an orca would be good.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
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2010/12/01 08:07:04
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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Orca. hmmm
Manta?
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2010/12/01 15:38:15
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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I suggest we set up a defence, "Everybody set up turrets, mines and all other forms of defence as the Necrons are still coming, and I want us toi be ready for them!"
Anybody who has a battlesuit (I know I have) I advise you get in it. (I will get in my battlesuit)
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2010/12/01 15:41:18
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Btw this is my char pic if you have one could you please show it as then I could tryh and imagine what you look like.
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2010/12/01 15:48:27
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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Chaos lord Arkolis
Story: Arkos has served the Black Legion for over 10,000 years and has a violent reputation , killing thousands in the name of Chaos.
Personalty: Vilont temper
Wargear: Terminator armour , power weapon , Twin-linked Bolter
May I rejoin seeing as MC is gone ?
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2010/12/01 15:52:15
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Sure you can I'll ask Catos if he can give you some options, btw remember just don't try to kill a whole side in the first turn as it will shorten the RPG and we want it to go on for a long time, so anyway ye sure join in d:-)
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2010/12/01 15:59:11
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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Cool and where is Catos ive just updated my RPG for him well at lest Trygon/anoyance is gone and thanks for leting me join 
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