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Rabtorian wrote:
Is it hard to accidently lop off head? Generally yes. Unless I have access to you

I can clearly see you have lead a troubled, madness-inspiring life. Obviously true, since you are a member of Dakka Dakka, but your above comment betrays that you are as crazy as a World Eater who misplaced his chain axe. But there's no need to go around decapitating people. There's help. Extra cuddly help. Just consult your local squig, give it a big hug and you will feel as happy as a clam.

CuddlySquig wrote:
I can clearly see you have a troubled squig, give it a big hug.

Well, that depends on the type of squig he has actually. I would have no problem hugging a hair squig, or an eatin squig. i might even hug a squiggoth, but there is no way in the Eye of Chaos or the Warp that i would EVER hug a face eater squig.

Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
I would hug a face eater squig.

Well, you seem like a brave one. Or is it foolish? I never can quite remember...
Aha! The difference is plot armour-that's the trick. If you lack plot armour, don't hug that Squig!

Rabtorian wrote:
Well, you seem like a foolish squig. I never lack hug armour.

Am I a foolish squig? When in the name of snuggle bunny did I become foolish?

I never lack hug armour either, that is why I am a cuddly squig and not a foolish one. For those of you who don't know, hug armour is a term for discouraging your enemy from trying to harm you by making him like you through the power of hugs.

CuddlySquig wrote:
Am I a foolish snuggle bunny ?

Of course you are a foolish snuggle bunny. there are no snuggle bunnies left who are not foolish, because they became to inbred they stopped being able to breed. the foolish ones spend so much time out and about they frequently discover new groups of each other. so the foolish are less foolish than the less foolish.

Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:

foolish foolish foolish foolish foolish foolish.

Out of the mouths of fools pours forth foolishness! What a pity.

zedmeister wrote:

Out of foolishness! What a pity.

lies, this is dakkadakka we never run out of foolishness.

Legion of Damnation wrote: lies, this is foolishness.

Of course it is. what else would we be doing on Dakka? talking about awesome conversions? or maybe debating the Nuances of poorly written rules. Maybe well bicker over who gets to roll for end of game for this thread?

anyway, have fun and dont blow a gasket!

awesome conversions debating the nuances of a gasket.

JohnnoM wrote:awesome debating gasket.

I have never known of a gasket to do that. He is awesome, and he debates. Simply amazing.

Great White wrote:

I have a gasket to do that. He is awesome, and amazing.

Well I hope that he continues to be so great but I think the novelty will wear off sooner or later.

Sonophos wrote: I hope novelty will wear off sooner or later.

Don't hate on the Classix.

Shredsmore wrote:
hate on the Class.

Yes! Hate the Class that ridiculed you for playing with "toy soldiers" instead of dating these "real women" Hate them and their muscles, their tans, and their hot wives... ok, we can envy them their wives, but WE WILL HATE THEM!!!

Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:

Yes! Hate he that ridiculed you for playing with real men and their muscles, their tans, and their hot vest HATE THEM!!!

OK, I think you need to calm down a bit. Coming out of the closet is supposed to be a cathartic and glorious thing not an excuse for flaming rage.

Sonophos wrote:
OK, I need to Coming out of the closet glorious.

Well you grammar would suggest that you are related to Borat. But if you need to express your sexuality, and let everyone know your feelings, go for it. Good luck to you.

InyokaMadoda wrote:
Well grammar would suggest to express your sexuality. Good luck to you.

Good old grammar, what would we dakkites ever do without it's wonderful power. It even gives us advice in life...

Chuck Norris wrote:

Good grammar gives us life...

I would tend to agree. Language is nothing without grammar and life without language would not be life a life worth living.

Sonophos wrote:Language is grammar living.

But then what is language dying? Especially when it's screaming incomprehensibly about your mother?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:screaming hens out your mother?

Ermm... Have you been munching the happy tree people ready meals again?

Sonophos wrote:Been munching the happy tree people.

They had it coming.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:
it had they.

Oh no! The horrible monster known as It from that science fiction movie has gotten and killed all of them. We must not let the It infect anyone else or more people will be had.

CuddlySquig wrote:Oh no! The horrible monster has gotten killed.

Why so sad? I would say it is only positive that a horrible monster has been killed; now it won't be able to wreck destruction anymore, and that is good, right?