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 ExNoctemNacimur wrote:
It devours everyone in the city save a noble fat turd on a sofa eating fries and watching Star Trek Enterprise and his wife. They manage to kill the beast by jabbing it with a plastic light saber

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOB!!!!! YOU MURDERED HIM!

Unfortunately for the fat turd "Bob" lay eggs - 20,000 of them

(happier?)

An average middle age man prays to the Norse Gods, the gods protect the city and remove anything that will destroy the new city. They also revive the economy and industry in the town.

The people get boring to the gods though and soon Thor rides across the plains to strike the city down

A Giant Rok falls on the town. The town is smashed. But so are the Orks inside the Rok their spores shed and reproduce now it is a Ork town.


New Twist?
Possibly mabeye lets see where this goes

Another Rok falls form the sky, the size of the planet's moon. It obliterates all life on the now sterile world. The strange crystals remain and turn the new world into a barren wasteland.

Orks spores still alive more Orks

All Orks and their spores disappear.

The Orks seem to have left to explore their own thread.
In commeration, a tree is planted in the center of the ruins.

A modest tree-house is constructed...upside-down. The builder is a dyslexic with vertigo

A Snotling walks up and says high neighbors im building mek town check it out

The snotling is then run down by heavy earth moving equipment.

and leaves behind another tiny spore

Which spawns a mushroom in mek town

The city prepares itself for the 21st.

A butcher arrives.

I arrive with my fleet and take control of the town in the name of the Emperor.

I build a imperial guard barracks and mess hall to accommodate the 597th Vahallan armored fists

Those named "I" are forever banished from the city walls by a temporal spell that lays low their creations in a massive warpstorm.

Good dice rolls means my fleet comes back in a few days.

Which promptly gets destroyed due to a pod of void whales.

Chaos gains a major foothold in the city.

Ironically, we were saved by Eldar Corsairs since their prince owed me a favor.

Ichigo Kurosaki beats them all single-handedly and decides to stay.

Kenpachi Zaraki chases after him.

Someone becomes smart enough to rebuild a food-supplier already. Jeez. Apple orchards and grox farms, yay.

Someone bans all form of non city building activities, hereby condemning himself too.

the dutch return in force.

Huzzah! Dutch parties are being held. the city starts exporting cheese.

The British arrive with their entire army to conquer the dutch but then remember they reduced the army to a single platoon of the princess of Wales royal regiment for some stupid economical reason. A short battle ensues but then the two factions say sod it and hold a truce to continue the construction of the city. A town hall is created and Cpl. Lonnon is elected mayor.

Windmills spring up everywhere.