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But what of the mysterious temple, now nearing completion?

It was never built in the first place - it was all part of Her Excellency, the Knight of Illusions, illusion.

A-ha! An Elaborate ruse on her part.

A grand festival is held. Not just Humans and Elves are invited, but also the naturally benevolent nature spirits (foxes, etc) are invited as well.

The town council invites the Knights to clean up the mess the benevolent creatures left in the streets, when the festival is over.

Which is what, they wonder, seeing as those same spirits have an anthromorphic form?

One of the founders of the city by name of P_gray returns and asks what's happened. *Hint Hint*

He is shot in the face by an illusionary arrow. Nothing of importance happens. He goes to found a masonic order of stone cutters to act as the permanent ears and eyes of the city. With a powerful incantation, he grants them immortality, but damns them to walk in the nether for a century should they rest from their work.

The workers revolt and burn the entire city to the ground.

I build a hovel in the center of the ruins.

Some craftsmen arrive and built structures

A used car lot opens.

A black-haired person emerges from his mother's basement and transforms the local dump into a church of Satan.

The church of Satan grows and soon most of the population converts to it. this causes a massive war to break out between the Christians and Satanists. The war lasts many years and ends the live of millions.

Moslem extremists massacre the survivors.

They found a new city, now atop a hill. A king is named. King of the hill.

A temple dedicated to Khorne is founded on the new city.

The Knights return and burn the whole place down.

And the knights burn themselves, never return and a new city is build.
No more knights or anything like that will apear there.

Can we use Nukes and wait a couple of years then rebuild?

NUKE IT!

Fortunately, the leaders of the town have developed a "Star Wars" program like Reagan. The nukes fail and are diverted to Malawi!

F**k! I'll nuke it again later.

Within a small sect of the town a village springs up, its elders sacrifice themselves to remove the city from this plane of existence. The town now benefits from a universe where no creature may ever discover the process of splitting atoms, thus, no nuclear weapons are developed - ever.

A Pizza place opens.

They serve their pizzas with maggot filled tomatoes and soon the city is made famous by the cuisine. It is named, Maggotvile.

A guy, called Nathelgar Satanus Extremis, visits the town. There he builds the first Odinistic Satanic church. Quickly he becomes revered by the populace, who start listening to black metal made by his gakky little band.

A mysterious mineral starts growing after a meteorite strikes the earth. It rapidly terraforms the area around it into an unusable chemical wasteland.

A Souvenier shop opens.

Then a man-eating worm makes its home in the wasteland.

It devours everyone in the city save a noble fat turd on a sofa eating fries and watching Star Trek Enterprise and his wife. They manage to kill the beast by jabbing it with a plastic light saber