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2016/07/05 13:55:51
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/vandal-must-forfeit-rock-hull-court-listings-july-4-2016/story-29471554-detail/story.html
Jamal Miah, 38, of no fixed abode, must pay £100 compensation for damaging two panes of glass in the front door, and two panes of glass to the right-hand side of the door at Pickering Road Police Station in west Hull. A hammer and rock were ordered to be forfeited and destroyed.
we're really going to destroy a hammer and a rock ?
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/07/05 13:58:08
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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These rocks are dangerous things to leave lying about.
There must be some jokes in there about being under the hammer, or between a rock and the wall, etc.
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2016/07/06 07:29:56
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/07/06 07:42:22
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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reds8n has been posting a lot in here, but I am about to blow his articles away.
Police: Pizza roll brawl leads to North Carolina couple’s July Fourth arrest
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2016/07/06 21:26:12
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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That is good, I have to say.
As well as the core story, the names are so way out!
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2016/07/07 02:37:15
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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The real question is, were they cooked or frozen? Freshly cooked pizza roll fight? No thanks, that sounds horrifying.
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2016/07/07 14:37:45
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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We are lucky it didn't escalate to Hot Pockets!
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2016/07/07 18:17:19
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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Ah Hot Pockets, the grenades of the pocketed frozen food world.
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2016/07/07 18:48:17
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Jim Gaffigan would have been proud had it escalated to Hot Pockets.
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2016/07/11 12:48:07
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/07/11 23:58:31
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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I remember Izal toilet paper. My grandmother always had it.
I think some types of baking sheet or parchment baking paper might be a good substitute.
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2016/07/12 16:23:58
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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A world championship event held in the North-east almost hit the skids this week … because organisers couldn’t find the correct toilet paper.
Skids. TP.
I see what they did there!
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2016/07/13 09:16:50
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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it's the use of the " marks I like best
.. odd it only eats chocolate bars ?
Coconut fetish presumably ?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 10:46:47
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/07/15 14:03:35
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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It was made up for someone who is poorly
..."Tuesday night’s raid was the latest in a series of thefts and acts of vandalism"
.... hmm .....
bit of luck that this happened to be left there eh ?
 
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/07/15 14:39:20
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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Indeed. I mean who takes their laxative purely with Rum?
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
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2016/07/15 19:23:32
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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I would assume Frazzled. Not sure if he takes laxative, but I assume he takes everything with Rum.
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2016/07/18 08:34:46
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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... some things, it's best just too dig too deeply into.
Some stories are best left untold.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/07/19 14:20:30
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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alleged udder tampering
.... " It comes three years after “udder gate”"...
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/07/21 08:26:08
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/07/22 01:26:43
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Fixture of Dakka
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Flying ant day is bad enough by itself adding in sozzled seagulls to that is just terrifying b
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2016/07/22 14:47:20
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I recall flying red ants (thankfully not fire ants) growing up in Louisiana. They'll still bite your ass, though.
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2016/07/22 17:15:21
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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too be honest would rather see headline stories like these then the ones we have seen lately.
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Thinks Palladium books screwed the pooch on the Robotech project. |
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2016/07/22 17:36:59
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2016/07/23 15:04:06
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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elsewhere
Must've been an anniversary or a birthday or something similar.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/07/26 11:42:17
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/feisty_swan_annihilates_eight_model_boats_on_needham_lake_queen_asked_to_sort_the_fowl_tempered_bird_out_1_4625724
One model boat club member who had two of his boats attacked has taken to writing to the Queen in a bid to get the “menace” moved on.
Dean Cable, 23, from Wickham Skeith, said he is afraid to put his boats in the water if the swan is about.
He said: “I wrote to the Queen telling her the swan is a menace and I would like him to be moved on if possible.
“I said usually I like swans, but this one was attacking our boats and I would like to be able to boat in peace.
“I told her the geese have no problem with us, the ducks seem to enjoy it and the swans we used to have at the lake were not a problem. One duck even hopped onto a barge for a ride.
“It is just this swan that is a problem and I want to see him moved elsewhere. I had one of my boats valued a month ago and I can tell you I don’t want that swan in the water at the same time as my boat.”
wrote a letter to the Queen 
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/07/26 11:45:36
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/08/02 16:33:19
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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help him achieve what he describes as his "life's dream".
not a lot to even dream about in Oxford then it would seem.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/08/02 17:28:28
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He needs to lose an ear to get ahead on the Van Gogh circuit. Those fethers don't mess around.
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2016/08/03 10:29:33
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Here’s a note from Vincent Van Gogh’s doctor showing how much of his own ear he cut off.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/08/03 13:19:08
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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 reds8n wrote:
Here’s a note from Vincent Van Gogh’s doctor showing how much of his own ear he cut off.
Just....ow. Why?
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2016/08/03 18:41:11
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Van Gogh was suffering from mental illness at the time.
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