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2019/12/11 12:53:04
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
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BaronIveagh wrote: ChargerIIC wrote:Didn't' know that firecracker butt launching was a sport in Australia. Its like everyone who survived the wildlife is doing their best to see what, if anything, can kill them
They are the only troops to try taking on the Nazis without bothering with ammunition.
Nazis don't scare us... but Emus do.
We lost a 'war' against Emus.
https://unusualinteresting.com/australia-lost-an-official-military-operation-against-emus-in-1932/
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"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath"
Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
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2019/12/11 14:58:54
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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BaronIveagh wrote: ChargerIIC wrote:Didn't' know that firecracker butt launching was a sport in Australia. Its like everyone who survived the wildlife is doing their best to see what, if anything, can kill them
They are the only troops to try taking on the Nazis without bothering with ammunition.
An Englishman looks at you over his cup of tea and utters two words; slowly and carefully as to avoid actually summoning the demon in question:
"Jack. Churchill."
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2019/12/12 20:14:12
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Fixture of Dakka
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There's a free bonus NSFW just above the guy's head, in that first NT News front page.
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2019/12/13 08:13:11
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
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AndrewGPaul wrote:There's a free bonus NSFW just above the guy's head, in that first NT News front page.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-08/c-u-in-the-nt-tourism-slogan-causes-social-media-stir/8004430
Context
The word is used as a term of endearment here.
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"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath"
Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
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2019/12/13 22:57:34
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2020/02/22 12:10:11
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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..not sure making yourself vomit forty times is the best way to... stay hydrated .......
the sledgehammer ending is a lovely touch indeed.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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2020/02/22 12:44:56
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
UK
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Considering the weight those frames can have yeah I can see not being able to lift it with one arm crushed under a double bed. Esp since a good few rely on springs to push them up, if her arm was stopping it making a full close the spring system might not have re-set so its the full weight you've got to lift not just part of the weight and let the springs do the rest.
I agree about the vomiting, though I'm guessing shock and pain likely affected some logical stuff going on. Plus having BBC news going for 12 hours would drive anyone insane (esp since whilst its a 24 hour news channel they tend to only cycle the same half-a-dozen stories - unless its a major news even then its just one story ALL day).
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2020/02/22 13:04:36
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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..no choice but to go to the toilet there and then.
..oddly intrigued at the design of a bed that has a gap *in the middle* as well.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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2020/02/23 08:26:04
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Male Toads March En Masse on Mild Night
Henley's toad patrol rescued hundreds after horny toad bois defied Met Office warnings about travel during Storm Dennis.
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2020/04/08 14:38:52
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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.. I know it's a bit awkward for journalists to get out and about at the moment but even so.....
My first Pot Noodle experience and it was during lockdown
.... deep, deep stuff.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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2020/04/08 19:25:35
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Moustache-twirling Princeps
Gone-to-ground in the craters of Coventry
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As a seasoned Poodle-eater, I cannot dispute anything she said.
But, she should have had the green one first
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2020/04/16 13:20:22
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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do you feel old reading that ?
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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2020/04/16 16:57:25
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Fixture of Dakka
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Don't make me beat you with my cane, you whippersnapper!
Yeah, I do.
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CHAOS! PANIC! DISORDER!
My job here is done. |
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2020/04/16 18:00:52
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Vulcan wrote:
Don't make me beat you with my cane, you whippersnapper!
Yeah, I do.
You know, you probably feel even older when you can use a rounddial still
I can.
But i am also not old, atleast not yet.
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GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2020/04/30 11:23:56
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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2020/04/30 13:43:11
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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1:1 Scale..... that is impressive.
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2020/04/30 14:03:28
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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I'm not sure the social distancing rules are the issue here exactly.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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2020/05/04 13:24:53
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2020/05/04 14:24:43
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
UK
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That's what you get with purely punitive legal systems; especially when you hit things like zero bail.
The issue is that after a certain point the punishment loses its fear-factor for them. Furthermore another nasty angle is that many of these people have wound up in a situation where they only know how to commit crime to earn. They don't see/have key skills/options to gain regular employment (which is likely really hard at present with lockdowns and the like 0 companies just aren't looking to hire and even many delivery firms aren't taking on vast numbers of more staff because of restrictions imposed by social distancing in the workplace).
Thing is chances are they are likely of the mindset that they can't earn any other way and they are already caught once and going to gaol, so might as well just keep going
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2020/06/06 17:47:54
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/edinburgh-swan-litter-police-scotland-22144044.amp
Angry Edinburgh local hits out after swan faces brutal insult on city litter bin
The disgusted passerby said: "It's terrible what the swans around here have got to put up with."
A father swan has been pictured staring at a graffiti slur against his species in Edinburgh as his cygnets lay on the grass nearby.
An angry passerby, who sent the image to the Daily Record, took the photo last night as she passed by the Union canal at Fountainbridge, while out on her government-sanctioned walk.
It shows a Cob, the name for a male swan, looking at a litter bin with the words 'Manky Swan' scrawled across it as his babies lay sleeping nearby.
The disgusted local said: "It's terrible what the swans around here have got to put up with.
"The poor dad was just standing there, looking at this awful insult.
"Probably hoping that the wee ones don't notice it."
Swans in Scotland have been known to clash with people in built up areas. Last year, we told how two adult birds and their five cygnets brought traffic to a standstill in Paisley as they tried to cross the road.
Footage from the scene showed people ushering the flock out of the way of oncoming traffic.
But the mother swan made it perfectly clear that their help was not needed - and took a peck at a woman trying to help the family stay together.
In a separate incident in 2019, footage showed Greenock cops using riot shields and a loaf of bread to control a rogue swan.
The bird landed on the busy street in Inverclyde, about 200 metres from its normal home in Murdieston Park.
A pair of police officers armed themselves with riot shields and bread and spent around half an hour shepherding the bird back home.
Wonderful.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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2020/06/06 18:14:10
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
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Nude sunbather mistaken for dead body near railway line in Essex - BBC
A naked man who was sunbathing near a railway line was mistaken for a dead body by police.
Concerned rail workers spotted a pair of feet but "no signs of life" on the grounds of Chafford Hundred railway station, British Transport Police said.
In a tweet, BTP said: "Rushing to the scene, officers found a man in his late 30s enjoying some nude sunbathing."
It happened as temperatures reached 25C (77F) on Monday. BTP added: "Please don't sunbathe nude on the railway."
Chafford Hundred station sits on a single-line railway between London and Southend.
The man was spotted by track workers from Network Rail, who called police.
A spokeswoman for Network Rail said: "Let me lay it bare, the railway is not a place to sunbathe. Please keep away from the tracks."
A spokeswoman for rail operator C2C, which runs a number of services in Essex, declined to comment but said there had been similar episodes of nude sunbathers in the past.
"It is not as uncommon as you might think," she said.
A BTP spokesman said the report was made at about 13:00 BST on Monday in the London Road of West Thurrock and "words of advice were given about the dangers of the railway".
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2020/06/11 20:32:30
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Fresh-Faced New User
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2020/06/11 20:53:57
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Man bites dog.
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2020/06/18 19:56:07
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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reds8n wrote:
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/edinburgh-swan-litter-police-scotland-22144044.amp
Angry Edinburgh local hits out after swan faces brutal insult on city litter bin
The disgusted passerby said: "It's terrible what the swans around here have got to put up with."
A father swan has been pictured staring at a graffiti slur against his species in Edinburgh as his cygnets lay on the grass nearby.
An angry passerby, who sent the image to the Daily Record, took the photo last night as she passed by the Union canal at Fountainbridge, while out on her government-sanctioned walk.
It shows a Cob, the name for a male swan, looking at a litter bin with the words 'Manky Swan' scrawled across it as his babies lay sleeping nearby.
The disgusted local said: "It's terrible what the swans around here have got to put up with.
"The poor dad was just standing there, looking at this awful insult.
"Probably hoping that the wee ones don't notice it."
Swans in Scotland have been known to clash with people in built up areas. Last year, we told how two adult birds and their five cygnets brought traffic to a standstill in Paisley as they tried to cross the road.
Footage from the scene showed people ushering the flock out of the way of oncoming traffic.
But the mother swan made it perfectly clear that their help was not needed - and took a peck at a woman trying to help the family stay together.
In a separate incident in 2019, footage showed Greenock cops using riot shields and a loaf of bread to control a rogue swan.
The bird landed on the busy street in Inverclyde, about 200 metres from its normal home in Murdieston Park.
A pair of police officers armed themselves with riot shields and bread and spent around half an hour shepherding the bird back home.
Wonderful.
update time
Last week we linked to a Daily Record article about some anti-swan graffiti that had appeared on a bin in Edinburgh – accompanied by an outstanding picture of an aggrieved swan reading it.
As many of you seemed to like it, we've had an update from a Popbitch reader who lives nearby. The original graffiti has been painted over, but a second – arguably better – piece has since reappeared.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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2020/06/18 21:17:05
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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I may need to keep that image of the cops vs swan for a future meme or avatar of some type.
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2020/07/02 13:22:10
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Moldova Shuts Down Bootleg Helicopter Factory
Bootleg helicopters.... did not know that was a thing at all.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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2020/07/02 21:46:15
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Lord of the Fleet
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Ironic since the Kamov KA-26's NATO reporting name is Hoodlum.
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2020/07/03 06:13:20
Subject: Re:Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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reds8n wrote:
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/edinburgh-swan-litter-police-scotland-22144044.amp
Angry Edinburgh local hits out after swan faces brutal insult on city litter bin
The disgusted passerby said: "It's terrible what the swans around here have got to put up with."
A father swan has been pictured staring at a graffiti slur against his species in Edinburgh as his cygnets lay on the grass nearby.
An angry passerby, who sent the image to the Daily Record, took the photo last night as she passed by the Union canal at Fountainbridge, while out on her government-sanctioned walk.
It shows a Cob, the name for a male swan, looking at a litter bin with the words 'Manky Swan' scrawled across it as his babies lay sleeping nearby.
The disgusted local said: "It's terrible what the swans around here have got to put up with.
"The poor dad was just standing there, looking at this awful insult.
"Probably hoping that the wee ones don't notice it."
Swans in Scotland have been known to clash with people in built up areas. Last year, we told how two adult birds and their five cygnets brought traffic to a standstill in Paisley as they tried to cross the road.
Footage from the scene showed people ushering the flock out of the way of oncoming traffic.
But the mother swan made it perfectly clear that their help was not needed - and took a peck at a woman trying to help the family stay together.
In a separate incident in 2019, footage showed Greenock cops using riot shields and a loaf of bread to control a rogue swan.
The bird landed on the busy street in Inverclyde, about 200 metres from its normal home in Murdieston Park.
A pair of police officers armed themselves with riot shields and bread and spent around half an hour shepherding the bird back home.
Wonderful.
I thought manky swans were from Manchester, not Edinburgh.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2021/03/10 22:05:47
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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2021/03/10 22:11:30
Subject: Great Stories from Local Newsapers
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
UK
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I mean I can see the councils angle on this, but at the same time surely there are ways around it that he can approach without having to tear it all apart.
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