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G'day Dakkites,

I went to rag on someone today and he totally switched it around on me, annoying because I am usually pretty quick. I ended up floundering for a response and all I could think of was that Seinfeld episode where George goes 'oh yeah, well the Jerk store called, and they're all out of you!'

What is the greatest all time comeback you've ever quipped at someone...Either that, or what is the all time worst comeback you've ever fudged up!?

Bam! Bam bam!

"Oh yeah? Well you're gay!" (I'm not being serious with that one) But that seem seems like everyone's comeback nowadays. Stupid people.

I'm not 100% sure but I think this one was attributed to the Australian cricketer Shane Warne.

Someone called him fat, to which he responded "it's because every time I have sex with your mum she gives me a buscuit".

I was about to say that one myself. It was Heath Streak to Glenn McGrath though, not Shane Warne.

Mcgrath: "Why you so fat Heath?"
Streak, in broad white Zimbabwean accent: "Because every time I *** your wife she gives me a biscuit."
Australian fielders, minus Mcrgath who just scowls, erupt in laughter. Brilliant.

No you is a good 'un, or so's your face.

"Your gay"

"So's your face!"

Haha, biscuit, I want someone to call me fat so I can say that back to them...as long as they don't shank me, that would be hilarious!

ghosty wrote:"Your gay"

"What gay?"

It's mostly about paying attention to what people are saying and knowing when to keep quiet
Hard to think of examples because there's no real reason remembering them. After the moment's gone, it's gone.

Frazzled's one wins any arguement of course, as bullets usually beat words.