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If you have a funny signature post it here I'm sure this has been done before a million times but I need a good laugh

I don't remember my signature at the moment so i'm just going to comment here and assume my signature is hilarious.

Lord-Loss yes your sig is very funny lol I loled alot lets see some more post here people!!

Mine is only funny if you know me. I tend to use cows to weird people out. If you call my cell phone my ring back tone is cows mooing. theres a stuffed cow on my desk with a pink mardi gras mask. If I say something clearly and you didn't hear it because you weren't paying attention and ask me to repeat it you get a moo in responce. so yeah. the greater good needs some moo. :3 Even with the backstory you'll probably find my avatar funnier than my sig.

Yeah, I cant remember all of mine, so here goes...

I had this one for a while, until concerned members started PM-ing em telling me it was in very bad taste or something.



On another forum I used this one:



And now I use these two, second one is a link due to a naughty word:



Please don't link to pics with profanity. Waaagh_Gonads

BrookM wrote:I had this one for a while, until concerned members started PM-ing em telling me it was in very bad taste or something.

I don't get it, its not really funny, and doesn't seem to have much purpose..

Most people don't seem to get the punchline.

That's because there isn't one - it's a fake suicide note (or a real one which would be worse). I guess there's a "problem" in that "jessica" now has to remove a body from a closet and deal with grief all kinds of things, but as a joke it is full of fail.

Of course, I don't really post jokes in my sig line so whatever.

Some people have no sense of humour.

Mine for many years on the forum was:

If a mime falls in the woods, and there is noone to hear him... Does anyone care?

Yeah, if there is one, its the most cleverly hidden punchline ever.

I get it. Black humour and all that. I change my sigs (based on Dakka threads) all the time, but the funniest I can remember having was the one that...I don't remember, it had something to do with warm buns and hot meat or something.

Emperors Faithful wrote:I get it. Black humour and all that. I change my sigs (based on Dakka threads) all the time, but the funniest I can remember having was the one that...I don't remember, it had something to do with warm buns and hot meat or something.

Pretty sure it was from Orkeosaurus. He really liked hot meat between his buns.

I remember browsing this site wondering if I should join. Saw that conversation, I'm in!

This line is from a sports blog I subscribe to concerning a certain American Football quarterbacks tendency to have a completely off game.... It starts with "Then there are the games when..."
"He can't hit the ocean from the beach." Jason B. SBNation

EF, you know your sig gets auto-cropped, right?

I like my sig XD

The Dreadnote wrote:EF, you know your sig gets auto-cropped, right?

Just the end bit, there's nothing below 'Dan Abnett's pubic hair' . Doesn't matter anyway, I change them all the time.

Snikkyd wrote:Yeah, if there is one, its the most cleverly hidden punchline ever.

Yea I didnt get it either. Pretty horrible joke in more ways then one.


And my funny has one from me, and then Metallifan, who is pretty much always funny.

I've got jokes that people know of but when i say them, They all think "Emperor's Damnation please strike this being down."

I remember That Metallifan has all the funniest quotes XD including the Emperor version with the transforming Land Raider.

I rather like the Heavy Metal comment in mine, but other than that I don't have much in there.

I change mine all the time and have found all these sig posts quite funny lol I mostly take quotes from things I watch and change them up to be funny kinda lame but the things I usually come up with are funny well at leas to me the one I have right now is referencing Pheonix Wright lol I like it alot...

I've had mine for a while now, might change it soon. Makes more sense in the correct context though. Below the picture sig that I'm considering reducing in size.

n0t_u, that quote about peanut butter has made me insanely curious as to what on earth it means.

I don't have much space for funny quotes, what with my banner thing taking up a goodly sized chunk of it. And since I feel the need to promote my awesome Wolves army, the dakka code, and my shameless self-plug for the story I'm writing, there just isn't enough.

And besides, I've had big sigs on other forums before. Sometimes there are just too many awesome quotes to go into a sig.

I'm Sorry Dave, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That.

Along with my avatar, if you can't get that reference you are not a true sci-fi fan.

Mine are 2 from different odd posts. One was when the posters on the post were rated, and I got Crazed Drunk. It started as just Drunk, then went to Addictive Personality, then back to Crazed Drunk. The other was from a Mr. Mystery post on the worst injury you've ever gotten.

Mr Mystery wrote:I'm not dead, ergo none of my injuries were severe, from the operation at 2 weeks old, to the most recent EEG.

Anyone who bigs up their scars is hiding something. If you're not dead, belt up.

And if you are dead you can expect my chainsaw through your skull presently, you zombie weirdo.

Funniest has to be Emperors Faithful. I remember looking at that post and laughing.

Locclo wrote:n0t_u, that quote about peanut butter has made me insanely curious as to what on earth it means.

Some engineer was trying to use peanut butter to disprove the theory of evolution.


And the thread that I took the quote from.

My thoughts on the new plastic Daemon Prince.

Opinions tend to change when you see things in person.

n0t_u wrote:

Locclo wrote:n0t_u, that quote about peanut butter has made me insanely curious as to what on earth it means.

Some engineer was trying to use peanut butter to disprove the theory of evolution.


And the thread that I took the quote from.

lol Funny thing is I saw a similar video but it was about the banana being proof that God existed. I personally believe in a higher power but those videos are just stupid