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So here's the deal. The CSM army I'm assembling right now is essentially based on the premise that the leader (Cassius Vaughn) is just a huge jerk, his will enforced by his four terminator-armoured goons. So, I'm fielding a dreadnought. The backstory is that this guy was once one of Vaughn's men, who captures a suit of dreadnought armor. But Vaughn is pissed off after having been wounded during the battle, so he beats the guy within an inch of his life with a power fist, sticks him in the suit, spraypaints "t***face" on the front of it, and insists that the rest of the warband calls him "brother t***face." Now, I'm faced with a conundrum: there are kids in my FLGS and I can't think of a name that conveys the nastiness of this warlord yet is still clean enough that kids could read it without me having to make long awkward explanations about why they can't say these words around their parents.

So, I need some insulting but still kid-friendly names.

What bad word starts with a t?

Tits?

Maybe they call him a loyalist name?

Turd?

John Stamos?

What could the "t" word possibly be?

Taint maybe?

Call him fuzzy muffins!

I assume you mean twatface right?


If you need names, flick through the fluff in the book, your bound to find a name you like.

Turdface