Thank you for flying with DAKKA DAKKA Airlines. Please purchase any refreshments from air grotesses for your TEEF and feel free to open the windows to let the aviation fuel fumes out. Be sure to ask for grot assisstance when utilizing the cockpit-side lavatory as our resident SQUIG can sometimes bite passengers. If afraid heights, DO NOT look down when using the tail-side latrine. If VIOLENT turbulance is encountered upon this journey we advice you to cover your head with the nearest suitable object, as repairs have not yet been fully completed in general. If evacuation is required, please make your way onto either of the three wings and allocate yourself a ROKKIT. Beware of the JET ENJINS located behind these weapon/emergency escape racks. We hope that you have a safe journey and once again, thank you for joining us today.
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