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2010/07/17 20:06:46
Subject: Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
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AV Club wrote:
by Sean O'Neal July 16, 2010
According to Deadline, Will Smith is attached to produce and star in The Legend Of Cain, “an epic re-telling of the Biblical sibling tale, this time with a vampiric twist.” "Vampiric twist." Oh, you mean the way it attaches itself to the most oversaturated trend of the Willennium and sucks it absolutely dry? Or did you mean the way that reading that logline—and knowing that, no matter what we say, it’ll probably make a gakload of money—drains us of all our lifeforce and makes us want to crawl into a coffin? What sort of “vampiric twist” are you talking about, Big Willie?
I always thought the Old Testament had a distinct lack of vampires.
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2010/07/17 20:09:48
Subject: Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
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So, basically The Bible by White Wolf featuring Will Smith?
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2010/07/17 20:13:29
Subject: Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
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dogma wrote:So, basically The Bible by White Wolf featuring Will Smith?
Win!
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2010/07/17 20:42:50
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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dogma wrote:So, basically The Bible by White Wolf featuring Will Smith?
Let us hope so.
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2010/07/19 05:59:22
Subject: Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
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The more I think about this film the more I see it being terrible, and I hope White Wolf has nothing to do with it (This is working on the assumption that Will Smith will be Cain, I really don't see him as being able to pull of that role well)
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2010/07/19 06:04:57
Subject: Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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Cain was supposed to be Immortal and all would know him by his sparkly skin and love of nerdy teen girls.
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2010/07/19 06:20:01
Subject: Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Cain was supposed to be Immortal and all would know him by his sparkly skin and love of nerdy teen girls.
win
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2010/07/19 07:31:39
Subject: Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Master Llyons wrote:Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Cain was supposed to be Immortal and all would know him by his sparkly skin and love of nerdy teen girls.
win
Okay..... Well I am hpoing for a movie were ALL the gakkers in the bibel get horridly slaugthered by a bunch of ravagin vikings with chainsaws. And buring a few hundered politicans in the background while doing so
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2010/07/19 07:35:10
Subject: Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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The Bible doesn't need to be any more awesome, what with all the sex and violence in it already. 
But I agree, it also needs Vikings.
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2010/07/19 07:43:53
Subject: Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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And lo, the Lord did say unto Joseph, "look out for the Vikings, and their sharp chainsaws. For they will rend thy flesh into pulp, and thy brain into juice for their goblets." And Joseph did look out for the vikings, and the Lord was pleased.
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2010/07/19 11:26:19
Subject: Will Smith to make Bible more awesome
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Finally the film to torpedo Will Smith's career! Sounds awful. I'd rather watch Adam Sandler's Cabin Boy in HD than this up-coming biblical fail.
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