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**Zogash**

Hey guyz (and galz

)!

D'iz be me, Waaaghlord Zogash from da land of da gud beerz 'n' fat foodz 'n' such - that's Germany fer all ye numpties out dere!

Me 'n' me boyz have been clobberin' headz in for only six monthz now, but dat don' mean that we'z ter be trifled wiv! We'z learnin' fast and da Meks are workin' day 'n' night ter staple togetha some more toasters or botz or wha'ever those things're supposed ter be... I swear, if them trukks keep a-blowin' up as easy as smashin' a puny humie, I'm gonna tear Big Mek Borgutz a new 'un! But I guess dat's what bein' an Ork is all abou'! Righ' now, most battles we figh' are more small-like (1000-1750p.), but it's only a matta of time 'til we're ready ter crush dis entire humie- an' sissy Eldar-infested galaxy under our iron heelz! For da Horde... er... WAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Tha's betta...

Now, back ter clobberin'...