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So who's it going to be? Chuck Norris? Van Diesal? Arnold from back in the day? You can pick anyone from past or present, at whatever time, they just have to be real (no Batman or Ironman), short reason why, and no doubles!

This is where I got the idea:
Spoiler:
The inspiration on this topic came from a dream last night where I was in a town infested with zombies and I was there to find something (Idr what) and I met Samuel L Jackson with a katana killing zombies. We were venturing through the town and I was unarmed so he gave me this throwing knife.
Eventually, we were in some alley and I found a bloody machete and a garbage bin cover which I used as a shield. Jackson was like, "Oh damn, you some kinda MacGyver or something?!" So I lead on pushing zombies in the face with the cover and he covered my back. Somehow I lost or broke my machete so I came back to my house and picked up these silicon gloves I have. So I started grabbing zombies by the face, slamming them into the ground and curb stomping them with my boots. It was pretty epic.


I pick Samuel L Jackson simply for the epic quotes and because he's a B.A.M.F.

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Red.
Why? He will be make thug life-related jokes and be cool, getting his scholarship in his kimono,but He will run when he see's danger.

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Miyamoto Musashi. He was a dab hand with a blade.

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Hi Fuegan!

If I could pick any real person I pick St. Joan of Arc for her faith, and the heavenly voices she claimed to have heard. I'm kind of the supporting cast type, not the protagonist, so I will probably get eaten. So it would be nice to believe that I'm on God's side since I'm going to die, ha ha!

--- Frankie
   
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Petite Francois wrote:Hi Fuegan!

If I could pick any real person I pick St. Joan of Arc for her faith, and the heavenly voices she claimed to have heard. I'm kind of the supporting cast type, not the protagonist, so I will probably get eaten. So it would be nice to believe that I'm on God's side since I'm going to die, ha ha!

--- Frankie

Haha, at least you're honest about it

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Samuel L. Jackson.
   
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SUCKA !

The comedy you could get out of a horror situation like that with a man that is like that would be great.

If we're talking real people ?
Um, Arnold Schwarzenegger Who else !?

   
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I think a loyal pet zombie would be useful in cases like these (I always knew he would come in handy one day)
   
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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

MasterDRD wrote:Anyone here see Zombieland? I pick Tallahassee.


Gotta be a real guy. Woody Harrelson is available though!

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Catherine Zeta Jones. Why? This is why:




Uma Thurman wouldn't be bad either or her Kill Bill stunt double and Death Proof star, Zoey Bell:




Gotta repopulate right?

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Hmm...I vote Golden eyed scout. We'd go down pretty quickly, but god help us we'd have a good time.
   
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Kilkrazy wrote:Miyamoto Musashi. He was a dab hand with a blade.



I dunno KK, thats gotta be cheating. I watched his life story on History channel about a year ago or so, and DAMN! I mean, he won with a damn ore, an ORE! Who does that against a friggin sword master?



John Leguizamo. We was a bad ass in Land of the Dead. Not to mention when he DID go down, he went like a friggin champ
   
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A very creative and brilliant engineer or chemist or some sort. Society will need to be rebuilt.
   
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In your head, screwing with your thoughts...

Is it wrong that after watching the Catherine Zeta-Jones clip, I kept going back to the 4 second mark over and over?

   
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Joan Jett and Rob Halford


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Exeter

Would have to be Danny Glover!

If you asked why i couldnt tell you, but dammit it would be awesome!

Or denzil Washington > Seeing as he is in every crap action film with a bad plot these days

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Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Hmm...I vote Golden eyed scout. We'd go down pretty quickly, but god help us we'd have a good time.


Aw shucks... .
You know I'd never let anything bad happen to you. Unless you slowed me down of course.

I say Hoss Delgado.
   
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HOSSSSSSSSS!

You just renewed my interest in that show. It's never on anymore....


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Samus_aran115 wrote:HOSSSSSSSSS!

You just renewed my interest in that show. It's never on anymore....
Cause they cancelled it. .

I heard they made a special two years ago, but I never saw it. Why does Cartoon network take all the good shows off and put on crappy ones now?

'Dude What Would Happen?" "Destroy Build Destroy", wtf? It's CARTOON Network, not childrens reality tv shows network.
   
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Samus_aran115 wrote:HOSSSSSSSSS!

You just renewed my interest in that show. It's never on anymore....
Cause they cancelled it. .

I heard they made a special two years ago, but I never saw it. Why does Cartoon network take all the good shows off and put on crappy ones now?

'Dude What Would Happen?" "Destroy Build Destroy", wtf? It's CARTOON Network, not childrens reality tv shows network.


IKR? Same with nick. Kids don't wanna watch this real crap. They want fething colors and violence and he-man!



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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Samus_aran115 wrote:HOSSSSSSSSS!

You just renewed my interest in that show. It's never on anymore....
Cause they cancelled it. .

I heard they made a special two years ago, but I never saw it. Why does Cartoon network take all the good shows off and put on crappy ones now?

'Dude What Would Happen?" "Destroy Build Destroy", wtf? It's CARTOON Network, not childrens reality tv shows network.


IKR? Same with nick. Kids don't wanna watch this real crap. They want fething colors and violence and he-man!



Damn skippy. That's why Looney Tunes was so awesome.
   
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Not to mention Yosemite Sam :3


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Samus_aran115 wrote:Not to mention Yosemite Sam :3


I actually liked Elmer Fudd better.
   
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Hmm...I vote Golden eyed scout. We'd go down pretty quickly, but god help us we'd have a good time.


Aw shucks... .
You know I'd never let anything bad happen to you. Unless you slowed me down of course.

I say Hoss Delgado.


I think Bruce Campbell would be better (not to say "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy" is a bad show because it ins't it's freaking bad arse).

   
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I think were overreacting to the zombie threat.
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Kurt 'Panzer' Meyer. He'd totally know what to do.
   
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Jessica Alba. I doubt she'd be much use at stopping the zombie hordes but it'd be an entertaining 12 odd hours before our brains we eaten.

Well, thinking about it it'd probably be more like "Hey, so ummm, now that society is almost destroyed how about we get it on?"
"No, what, how can even think of that! Do you think my children have become zombies?"
"I don't know, probably. So how about?"

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Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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Milla Jovavich. Not only is she a zombie killing machine,but repopulating the earth with her wouldn't be too bad of a gig,either.
   
 
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