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2010/08/08 18:34:36
Subject: In the Zombie Apocolypse, Who Do You Want By Your Side?
So who's it going to be? Chuck Norris? Van Diesal? Arnold from back in the day? You can pick anyone from past or present, at whatever time, they just have to be real (no Batman or Ironman), short reason why, and no doubles!
This is where I got the idea:
Spoiler:
The inspiration on this topic came from a dream last night where I was in a town infested with zombies and I was there to find something (Idr what) and I met Samuel L Jackson with a katana killing zombies. We were venturing through the town and I was unarmed so he gave me this throwing knife.
Eventually, we were in some alley and I found a bloody machete and a garbage bin cover which I used as a shield. Jackson was like, "Oh damn, you some kinda MacGyver or something?!" So I lead on pushing zombies in the face with the cover and he covered my back. Somehow I lost or broke my machete so I came back to my house and picked up these silicon gloves I have. So I started grabbing zombies by the face, slamming them into the ground and curb stomping them with my boots. It was pretty epic.
I pick Samuel L Jackson simply for the epic quotes and because he's a B.A.M.F.
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If I could pick any real person I pick St. Joan of Arc for her faith, and the heavenly voices she claimed to have heard. I'm kind of the supporting cast type, not the protagonist, so I will probably get eaten. So it would be nice to believe that I'm on God's side since I'm going to die, ha ha!
--- Frankie
2010/08/08 18:44:48
Subject: In the Zombie Apocolypse, Who Do You Want By Your Side?
If I could pick any real person I pick St. Joan of Arc for her faith, and the heavenly voices she claimed to have heard. I'm kind of the supporting cast type, not the protagonist, so I will probably get eaten. So it would be nice to believe that I'm on God's side since I'm going to die, ha ha!
Kilkrazy wrote:Miyamoto Musashi. He was a dab hand with a blade.
I dunno KK, thats gotta be cheating. I watched his life story on History channel about a year ago or so, and DAMN! I mean, he won with a damn ore, an ORE! Who does that against a friggin sword master?
John Leguizamo. We was a bad ass in Land of the Dead. Not to mention when he DID go down, he went like a friggin champ
2010/08/08 22:47:06
Subject: In the Zombie Apocolypse, Who Do You Want By Your Side?
Jessica Alba. I doubt she'd be much use at stopping the zombie hordes but it'd be an entertaining 12 odd hours before our brains we eaten.
Well, thinking about it it'd probably be more like "Hey, so ummm, now that society is almost destroyed how about we get it on?"
"No, what, how can even think of that! Do you think my children have become zombies?"
"I don't know, probably. So how about?"
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
2010/08/09 03:10:03
Subject: Re:In the Zombie Apocolypse, Who Do You Want By Your Side?