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2008/10/22 04:15:29
Subject: WAR!!
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Buttons Should Be Brass, Not Gold!
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2008/10/22 04:17:34
Subject: WAR!!
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Bane Knight
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If you want slime, you gotta give it up for Slimer!!!
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2008/10/22 04:18:07
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2008/10/22 05:41:03
Subject: WAR!!
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Better camouflage than she is wearing...
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2025: Games Played:21/Models Bought:253/Sold:294/Painted:195
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2008/10/22 16:00:14
Subject: WAR!!
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Buttons Should Be Brass, Not Gold!
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2008/10/22 16:51:57
Subject: WAR!!
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
Well I kind of moved near Toronto, actually.
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FLUSH OUT THE DOGS.
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2008/10/22 21:22:21
Subject: WAR!!
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Let slip the dogs of war...
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2025: Games Played:21/Models Bought:253/Sold:294/Painted:195
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2008/10/22 21:55:59
Subject: WAR!!
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Buttons Should Be Brass, Not Gold!
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-edit- I hate this song.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/10/22 21:56:23
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2008/10/22 21:58:14
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Furious Fire Dragon
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got beaten
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2008/10/22 21:59:32
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back |
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2008/10/22 22:29:50
Subject: WAR!!
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Bane Knight
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2008/10/22 22:52:17
Subject: WAR!!
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A more frightening hitman...
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2025: Games Played:21/Models Bought:253/Sold:294/Painted:195
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2008/10/22 23:46:47
Subject: WAR!!
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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i bet a hitman is even more frightening with one of these:
30mm Explosive tip caseless Hamster ammo for all your rodent delivery needs. Why? Because someone, somewhere really wants to shoot a dude with a hamster. Sculpted by Tom Meier.
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 Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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2008/10/23 01:22:39
Subject: WAR!!
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Danger Mouse had penfold the hamster as a side kick.
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2025: Games Played:21/Models Bought:253/Sold:294/Painted:195
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2008/10/23 02:49:28
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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A mightier mouse:
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2008/10/23 03:13:45
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Furious Fire Dragon
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Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back |
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2008/10/23 03:47:51
Subject: WAR!!
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Buttons Should Be Brass, Not Gold!
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A serious mouse for a serious world.
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2008/10/23 05:07:52
Subject: WAR!!
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A bigger and badder Maus.
The Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus at 180 tonnes and sporting a 128 mm cannon with a coaxial 75 mm gun!
Who the hell needs a 75mm coaxial gun?
5 machine guns sproting out of it like a battlewagon would have been much more practical...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/10/23 05:09:05
2025: Games Played:21/Models Bought:253/Sold:294/Painted:195
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2008/10/23 06:14:16
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Plastictrees
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talking about big guns
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2008/10/23 13:13:11
Subject: WAR!!
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It always comes back to the train guns...
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2025: Games Played:21/Models Bought:253/Sold:294/Painted:195
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2008/10/23 13:42:16
Subject: WAR!!
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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gonads, penfold is a mole  isnt he? 0_o
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Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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2008/10/23 15:13:24
Subject: WAR!!
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Buttons Should Be Brass, Not Gold!
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monorail FTW.
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2008/10/23 18:15:24
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Mono...? MAGLEV Baby.....431 Km/h. 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/10/23 18:16:25
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2008/10/23 18:20:09
Subject: WAR!!
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Buttons Should Be Brass, Not Gold!
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Rocket Sled - 1,017 km/h (635 mph)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/10/23 18:21:37
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2008/10/23 21:30:23
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Plastictrees
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wooooooosh
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2008/10/23 23:00:56
Subject: WAR!!
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Beaten not by a UFO... but a Nazi UFO!!!
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2025: Games Played:21/Models Bought:253/Sold:294/Painted:195
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2008/10/23 23:11:15
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Dominating Dominatrix
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This is basicly the same joke, but I had to tell you anyway:
This, was actually on the front of the most-bought newspaper in germany.
Well, more like toilet paper, but it still sells like bread
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/10/23 23:12:04
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2008/10/24 02:19:12
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Debunked!
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2008/10/24 02:38:11
Subject: WAR!!
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Outclassed by a conspiracy so stupid it just might be real....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/10/24 02:40:14
2025: Games Played:21/Models Bought:253/Sold:294/Painted:195
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2012-19: Games Played:781/Models Bought: 1935/Sold:1108/Painted:704 |
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2008/10/24 04:29:48
Subject: WAR!!
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Buttons Should Be Brass, Not Gold!
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Did someone say conspiracy?
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2008/10/24 04:36:17
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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If there's a conspiracy, he's the man for the job....
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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4500 Tau Army 
