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So it's not often im lost for words, but this story caught me totally off gaurd.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
I uhh...uhh...hmm...
What does Dakka think of this madness?

I think I've seen this before.

Also the mom creeps the hell out of me.

Round up all the Chavs and steralise them?

Either that, or start putting contraceptives in the water supply, with the cure available when you can prove you would be a competent parent?

Oh aye, and he wasn't the Dad. Seems his bint was something of a slapper. I very much doubt young Alfie even knows what an erection is, let alone had one.

"Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie - just 12 at the time - had a single night of unprotected sex. "
I guess you dont need to know how to spell erection to use one?

Published: 13 Feb 2009

Dear god sex at 12? WTF

"honestly Chantelle, itll get bigger when Im your age"

Hilarious

I think it turned out he wasn't the real father.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2435283.ece

Yeah, she a ho.

Ho in deed. Where are her parents? And why arnt they being parents

The neighbor's cutest Jpanese girl you ever met turns out to have been a goth boy who now gets to be a daddy, and at the ancient age of 15. might as well shoot yourself in the head, their life and the life of that kid is over.

Honestly though, I was a young parent when I started (ripe old age of 20) and it was REALLY difficult to support my son at that time. I felt greatly unprepared for it at 20, theres no way in HELL a child of 15 could provide what a child needs at that age. Thats just sad

KingCracker wrote:Honestly though, I was a young parent when I started (ripe old age of 20) and it was REALLY difficult to support my son at that time. I felt greatly unprepared for it at 20, theres no way in HELL a child of 15 could provide what a child needs at that age. Thats just sad

Yep. And don't think I haven't pointed that out to Colonel Z and GC!!!!

This is really old news (oh my god I just read German has invaded Poland), found out to not be true ages ago.

I didnt even realize the date it was published but it was news to me
even with todays date hes still too young to even consider thinking about maybe becoming a father someday. It's cute he wants to be the dad and all, considering hes too young to get a job (unsure of UK laws) so their parents are paying for everything. Going to be awesome when it's his turn to support a baby when hes just starting to read books without pictures in them (which is about now).

15 year old girl who has had sex with at least 6 dudes and has a kid? ...thats nasty


P.S.
Germany invaded Poland?
FDR is TOTALLY going to let them have it.

Considering the youngest mother in the world is a 5 year old Peruvian girl who was molested by her father I guess anything can happen. It is sad though, I just graduated about 4 months ago and there where some girls at my school ages 14-16 that where straight up sluts.

Warboss Imbad Ironskull wrote:Considering the youngest mother in the world is a 5 year old Peruvian girl who was molested by her father I guess anything can happen. It is sad though, I just graduated about 4 months ago and there where some girls at my school ages 14-16 that where straight up sluts.

Wait...whut? I didnt think it was biologically possible to be a mom at 5?
And yeah my high school had TONS of pregnant girls but none of them had been done at the hands of a 12 year old. (good news?)

that kid had better be a good dad. his girl friend could totally whip the gak out of him.

When I read the first article and it reported his voice hadn't cracked, I was kind of suspicious. Then, in the second article where the mum professed to being a virgin only to have 5 boys come forward admitting nailing her, I laughed.

Reminds me of that woman on Maury who kept coming back for paternity tests. I think the last 'update' I saw she was in the mid twenties, like test number 26 or something. Must've been a hell of a party.

Khornholio wrote:When I read the first article and it reported his voice hadn't cracked, I was kind of suspicious. Then, in the second article where the mum professed to being a virgin only to have 5 boys come forward admitting nailing her, I laughed.

Reminds me of that woman on Maury who kept coming back for paternity tests. I think the last 'update' I saw she was in the mid twenties, like test number 26 or something. Must've been a hell of a party.

lmao Oh god I remember that chick. After her like 5th visit I was like JUST GIVE IT UP BITCH! YOU WONT FIND THE DADDY! YOUR TOO LOOSE!



Back OT though uh....teen sex is bad folks. Keep it in your pants or in their mouths, either way grants you no babies

Anal sex is safe sex too.

UNLESS youve got a small cut on your wee wee, then you could be screwing yourself heh, get it? Im playing on words here.

Another point for the teens, make sure your partners are clean before "non sexual encounters"

avantgarde wrote:Yeah, she a ho.

Mr Mystery wrote:Seems his bint was something of a slapper.

Warboss Imbad Ironskull wrote:...some girls at my school ages 14-16 that where straight up sluts.

Yeah nice. Funny how the woman usually gets the flak when it takes two to tango. The behaviour of boys involved in underage sex is just as irresponsible so why are girls singled out for being described as sluts and slappers?

I myself am just wondering how he managed to bone a 15 year old girl... you know looking like he's 8 at all.

Well duh, hes a pimp Shadow

I dunno about Canada land, but in America, pimps are men of mad respect

KingCracker wrote:UNLESS youve got a small cut on your wee wee, then you could be screwing yourself heh, get it? Im playing on words here.

Another point for the teens, make sure your partners are clean before "non sexual encounters"

Yeah, a friend I used to drink with in camp always said you would be amazed what you can catch from a blowjob.

I think he used date rape.

But that's just me.

America - young kid bangs older girl = hes a pimp.

Canada - young kid bangs older girl = drug ring


Funny the little differences

Well. Canada pretty much is a little U.S.A.

Howard A Treesong wrote:

avantgarde wrote:Yeah, she a ho.

Mr Mystery wrote:Seems his bint was something of a slapper.

Warboss Imbad Ironskull wrote:...some girls at my school ages 14-16 that where straight up sluts.

Yeah nice. Funny how the woman usually gets the flak when it takes two to tango. The behaviour of boys involved in underage sex is just as irresponsible so why are girls singled out for being described as sluts and slappers?

I totally understand what your getting at and I agree. It's something that is overlooked just by the culture of people and gender roles. Its the weird contradiction that if a girl sleeps with 3 guys in a week shes a total ho, yet if a guy sleeps with 3 girls in a week hes a role model. Its bizzare, i think it has something to do with the whole "Alpha Male" style of thinking that at least us guys still all go by. (no matter how much they might deny it)

Well. We have a saying for why that is so.

A key that can open up locks, is a master key.

A lock that is opened by lots of key's well that's a gakky lock.

Shadowbrand wrote:Well. Canada pretty much is a little U.S.A.

Very true, youve seen Metallifans map of the world by Americans right lol. Its pretty much the truth