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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/14 16:06:15
Subject: Why So Angry Angry MArines?
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Austin Texas
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Why are the Angry Marines so angry? did someone tell them to feth off for a change or what?
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Do Space Marines Ever Have Fun?
If By "Fun" You Mean "Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy" Then Yes Space Marines Can Have Fun.
"Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy"
That Sounds More Like Cleaning The Bathroom...
Xenos-B-Gone, The #1 Alien Killing Bathroom Cleaner Of The 41st Millenium... Ingrediants May Include 99% Promethium %1 Spark
Instructions: Saturate, Rinse, Repeat And Killit Bang!! Xenos Are Gone! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/14 16:13:40
Subject: Re:Why So Angry Angry MArines?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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They are ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME. THE FETH YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!
It's a Joke Chapter that's just angry because they are. There is no reason, other than the writers( 4chan folks) wanting them to be extremly Angry.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/14 16:17:27
Subject: Why So Angry Angry MArines?
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Nigel Stillman
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http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Angry_Marines
this link should help explain it
- Inappropriate image removed - Dakka's rules about inappropriate language apply to images as well as what you write. -
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/14 16:32:29
Subject: Why So Angry Angry MArines?
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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That's right. Their unnamed primarch spent the entire time until the Emperor found him trapped in an escape pod with only a copy of battletoads 3 to keep him company. This game was notable for being even more frustrating than Battletoads, which could break a man's mind with those awful jetbike levels.
Much like Sanguinius's deep and abiding love of nipple armor, this rage seeped into the Angry Marine's genes and became a facet of their doctrine. The Commissariat would later go on to dispose of its most fanatical and psychotic commissars by assigning them to the Angry Marines, creating a self reinforcing feedback loop.
Unlike other marines, they are also known for recruiting from other chapters, making them an overly aggressive variation on the Deathwatch idea. Those deemed too unstable for use in a standard chapter are sent to the Angry Marines and are accultured into even ANGRIER beings.
I hope that explains the Angry Marines raeg.
BTW Ma55ter Fett, that is a glorious image!
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/14 16:43:55
Subject: Why So Angry Angry MArines?
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Austin Texas
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Thats explains it ha! I always wondered how they recruited marines for their chapter. But who could resist using a weapon like the adamantine sack of dorknobs?
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Do Space Marines Ever Have Fun?
If By "Fun" You Mean "Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy" Then Yes Space Marines Can Have Fun.
"Scour The Xenos Scum From The Galaxy"
That Sounds More Like Cleaning The Bathroom...
Xenos-B-Gone, The #1 Alien Killing Bathroom Cleaner Of The 41st Millenium... Ingrediants May Include 99% Promethium %1 Spark
Instructions: Saturate, Rinse, Repeat And Killit Bang!! Xenos Are Gone! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/15 00:40:54
Subject: Why So Angry Angry MArines?
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
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It's a gene code problem. Like the Wolfen Curse, or the curse of the Pre-Rubric Thousand Sons, within their genes lies a mistake that makes their adrenal glands constantly go into overtime. Thus the anger, and pantshitting amazingness.
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