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Which would you kneel before?

If he really was a a follower of Aqua Budda he would have just capped him on the dais. Too bad.

Evidently democarats can attack someone's religion now.

I kneel before no entity.

Aqua buddha is a religion now is it?

Frazzled wrote:If he really was a a follower of Aqua Budda he would have just capped him on the dais. Too bad.

Evidently democarats can attack someone's religion now.

Well, religion is like Kryptonite to Republicans. It won't affect athiests like Democrats*.

*Note- not all Democrats are athiests. Some are deists, agnostic, pretenders, nonbelievers, heathens, infidels, or rightly deserve to burn in hell for their lack of faith.

Flying Spaghetti Monster, an interesting concept which devolved into a webpage full of atheists smearing religion.

Ediin wrote:Flying Spaghetti Monster, an interesting concept which devolved into a webpage full of atheists smearing religion.

Well, the Flying Spaghetti Monster was taken down recently by a horde of long brown animals with waggly tales and "Weiner Legion" logos strapped to their AK-47s slung over their shoulders.

If the FSM was around, he wouldn't of allowed heathen to make a website full of atheists smearing religion. Well, maybe if it was pirate related...

WarOne wrote:

Ediin wrote:Flying Spaghetti Monster, an interesting concept which devolved into a webpage full of atheists smearing religion.

Well, the Flying Spaghetti Monster was taken down recently by a horde of long brown animals with waggly tales and "Weiner Legion" logos strapped to their AK-47s slung over their shoulders.

Indeed. the cardinal mistake of the Flying Speghetti Monster was getting mixed up with a nice meat sauce. After that, it was only a matter of time before slavering weiner legions would catch up to it.

Frazzled wrote:
Evidently democarats can attack someone's religion now.

Did you sleep through the Palin unveiling?

dogma wrote:

Frazzled wrote:
Evidently democarats can attack someone's religion now.

Did you sleep through the Palin unveiling?

Did you?

Well, mostly, but I still noted many attacks on her religion. Something about African preachers in her church.

Frazzled wrote:

dogma wrote:

Frazzled wrote:
Evidently democarats can attack someone's religion now.

Did you sleep through the Palin unveiling?

Did you?

Yes I did.

Frazzled wrote:

WarOne wrote:

Ediin wrote:Flying Spaghetti Monster, an interesting concept which devolved into a webpage full of atheists smearing religion.

Well, the Flying Spaghetti Monster was taken down recently by a horde of long brown animals with waggly tales and "Weiner Legion" logos strapped to their AK-47s slung over their shoulders.

Indeed. the cardinal mistake of the Flying Speghetti Monster was getting mixed up with a nice meat sauce. After that, it was only a matter of time before slavering weiner legions would catch up to it.

Then all hope is lost, unless we can find a way to rid the world of....meat sauce?

WarOne wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

dogma wrote:

Frazzled wrote:
Evidently democarats can attack someone's religion now.

Did you sleep through the Palin unveiling?

Did you?

Yes I did.

I just read the hand notes afterwards.

Ediin wrote:
Then all hope is lost, unless we can find a way to rid the world of....meat sauce?

Why would you want to? Its delicious in a Judge Fudge sort of way.

WarOne wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

dogma wrote:

Frazzled wrote:
Evidently democarats can attack someone's religion now.

Did you sleep through the Palin unveiling?

Did you?

Yes I did.

Oh no. One cannot sleep with that shrill voice.

dogma wrote:

Ediin wrote:
Then all hope is lost, unless we can find a way to rid the world of....meat sauce?

Why would you want to? Its delicious in a Judge Fudge sort of way.

Then you will be the first one to go down, when the wiener legions attack, under the leadership of Comrade/Lord/General Frazzled! (delete as applicable)

Also, Spaghetti with meat sauce really needs ketchup. Lots of ketchup.

olympia wrote:Which would you kneel before?

Zod!

Ediin wrote:

dogma wrote:

Ediin wrote:
Then all hope is lost, unless we can find a way to rid the world of....meat sauce?

Why would you want to? Its delicious in a Judge Fudge sort of way.

Then you will be the first one to go down, when the wiener legions attack, under the leadership of Comrade/Lord/General Frazzled! (delete as applicable)

Also, Spaghetti with meat sauce really needs ketchup. Lots of ketchup.

But we all know that ketchup comes from the skin orifices of the one and only-



Ronald McReagan

I would worship Zod. He's basically the god of the OT in flesh and blood.

WarOne wrote:

Ediin wrote:

dogma wrote:

Ediin wrote:
Then all hope is lost, unless we can find a way to rid the world of....meat sauce?

Why would you want to? Its delicious in a Judge Fudge sort of way.

Then you will be the first one to go down, when the wiener legions attack, under the leadership of Comrade/Lord/General Frazzled! (delete as applicable)

Also, Spaghetti with meat sauce really needs ketchup. Lots of ketchup.

But we all know that ketchup comes from the skin orifices of the one and only-



Ronald McReagan

I will not sleep for a week after seeing that picture.

I voted for Zod in 2008!

Q. Great Zod I understand the need to give our property and very lives to your noble self. Are we to retain a percentage to maintain our own miserable bodies the better to create more for you. Is it a set amount or a percentage, and if we take from others for you will this count to our credit? -- Gruntsplatter, Perth, Australia
A. Though I demand that you give all of your worldly possessions to Zod, I do not expect all mortals to immediately send these things. You may have the temporary use of your toasters, your Ikea furniture, and so forth, but you shall surrender the valuable trinkets, the gold, and jewelry to build up my treasury.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. No offense toward you, OP, I'm just saying that American politics is shockingly foolish at times.

Also, the FSM gimmick is extremely hack at this point.