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So, not 5 minutes ago while I was walking back to the dorm form anatomy lab I spotted with my not so keen eyes, a slight pandemonium

Some smart a** had been smoking on campus (an act that is prohibited) and since he apparently viewed the world as his ash tray he threw the butt into the street gutter that was full of dry autumn leaves...

There was a bit of a conflagration, under and around the parked cars fueled by the colors of autumn and the stupidity of a jack***

Luckily there was no one hurt, though it sounds as if he is going to get in a bit of trouble seeing as both the police and the local fire department showed up and there is at least one automobile that has been somewhat etched by flame.

I really wish people wouldn’t throw their cigarette butts anywhere they damned pleased

*Drops cigarette*

*Stamps it out*

(smart money stamps it out in Australia, because fires, fires everywhere.)


I hope to offend everyone I can with my extremely expensive long term suicide sticks.

Also you campus prohibits any form of smoking.. what a hole.

I prefer to store them in half agape mouths of all the children I've poisoned to death with my evil second hand smoke.

Asimo77 is a pro smoker.

If I don't get my mouth over my car's exhaust every morning I just can't get through the day.

Sounds like a gay porn audition tape to me...

Any reply is a good reply and sarcasm is always appreciated

It damn well should, how else do you think I got in the biz?

However you get the business is of no concern to me...

I have always wondered how tossing butts onto the ground was never considered littering.

I'm telling you guys, just eat them. Everyone says cigarettes are bad for you but that's because they haven't unlocked the secret nutrion inside them. When you digest them, that's when all the vitamins and proteins are released.

A cigarette butt nearly burned down half of BC once.

asimo77 wrote:I'm telling you guys, just eat them. Everyone says cigarettes are bad for you but that's because they haven't unlocked the secret nutrion inside them. When you digest them, that's when all the vitamins and proteins are released.

Mmm...I think there can be a mass-market for Butts-n-Bits:



It would be so cheap even fourth world countries would be able to afford them.

I'm giving those out on halloween fo sho, in fact thats a good way to dispose of them and ashtrays. Right into the bags of annoying children.

asimo77 wrote:I'm giving those out on halloween fo sho, in fact thats a good way to dispose of them and ashtrays. Right into the bags of annoying children.

No...not halloween. It's Official Frazzled Day.

But yes, it would be funny to dump a whole ash tray into a bag and give it to a child as a present.

Evil, but funny.

Official Frazzled day? Like the mod? I think I'm missing something

asimo77 wrote:Official Frazzled day? Like the mod? I think I'm missing something

You obviously missed the thread celebrating the day.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/323372.page

Cheesecat wrote:

asimo77 wrote:Official Frazzled day? Like the mod? I think I'm missing something

You obviously missed the thread celebrating the day.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/323372.page

And aren't you supposed to be undermining said holiday since it represents the very institution that FAILFART is supposed to destroy/topple/reach-around?

I see. Well I'm going to smoke ten packs then go to bed, I guess this riveting discussion will have to find a way to survive without my inspiring presence.

Shadowbrand wrote:A cigarette butt nearly burned down half of BC once.

That'll teach em to build with less flammable materials.

snurl wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:A cigarette butt nearly burned down half of BC once.

That'll teach em to build with less flammable materials.

Yes...the lesson is to build it WITH MORE FLAMMABLE MATERIAL!!!!

At college when someone finishes a cigarette, the smoker yells "Star wars" and the last person to say it get the butt flicked at them. It can be irritating when you're not paying attention. It's not a fun game.

You should dodge the butt, then shout "special edition" and throw something back.

Anyone who takes up smoking these days is a f dumb a

I know 2 people who have died from it already. Not cool.

I say I am just man enough to choose my method of death. Some run from it their entire lives, I think its time for a smoke I ll be back, time to embrace death. Sorry for ur loss ooie Goie.

During the war, some Spiv got in trouble for picking up Cigarette butts and making new cigarettes out of them...

The best part is, that shinning example of a man, was at collage no less. Arnt you suppose to be "smart" if your in collage? He must of slept through.....well collage.

I turned my self cleaning oven on once...and didnt realize there was a dish towel inside (gotta love kids!) that was a bit freaky. You cant open the damn things once they start, so I got to enjoy smoke for about 10 minutes before it finally turned to ash. Good times

Lord-Loss wrote:At college when someone finishes a cigarette, the smoker yells "Star wars" and the last person to say it get the butt flicked at them. It can be irritating when you're not paying attention. It's not a fun game.

You should play that at the gas station with random strangers as the pump gas.

the thing i hate is when your driving your bike and some jakehole tosses a butt out the car window right in front of you, ive had some near misses. and it really gets my road rage up. so far i havent slugged anyone but its coming.....

Rule #1: Be Polite.

Some of you are insulting huge demographics here. Be a bit more considerate.

I hate seeing people throw butts on the ground too - I don't care if it's a concrete footpath or a children's playground full of autumn leaves. The act in itself is littering. Anywhere that littering is illegal you'll usually find that the improper disposal of cigarette butts is punished even more harshly.

KingCracker wrote:The best part is, that shinning example of a man, was at collage no less. Arnt you suppose to be "smart" if your in collage? He must of slept through.....well collage.

I turned my self cleaning oven on once...and didnt realize there was a dish towel inside (gotta love kids!) that was a bit freaky. You cant open the damn things once they start, so I got to enjoy smoke for about 10 minutes before it finally turned to ash. Good times

Do you mean college? Kinda hard to call someone dumb and then misspell college as an art project from 6th grade.