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I didn't want to derail Cheesecat's thread, so here it is:




So here's the deal, my grandparents moved into a new house about two years ago and remodeled the basement. They found it in the space between the basement and the first floor. My grandfather gave it to me as a Christmas present. He said "I wanted to keep it because it looks cool, but I thought about it and it seemed like the kind of thing you should have." At this point I was having some trouble coming up with something to say, but seriously how do you deal with that? I still have it. I'm afraid to get rid of it/destroy it, just because it creeps me out so much, and yet, I think it bothers me so much I've actually had weird dreams about it. What would you do?

It's cursed. You got suckered by your Grandparents. Pawn it off onto another stooge.

Or put funny hats on it, whatever.

That is awesome. I am not going to lie XD

Pics are invisible for me, but I saw it in the other thread. That thing's creepy as hell. I vote throw it out because... yeah. I dunno. Creep city!

Edit: Or mail it to me!

Your grandparents have one too!

Mine used to keep it in the room I always slept in when I visited them.

Needless to say I never slept.

Okay, so I took avantguarde's idea, and decided to see if I could send it back to Hell through the use of funny hats. Let's see what happens:





If you guys never hear from me again then I failed and it ate me in my sleep.

LOL @ the last one! Part pimp, part musketeer: all coconut.

That coconut looks like one of the ones they used to sell on the boardwalk in wildwood New Jersey back in the 60's and early 70's. There was one tropical themed restaurant where they had a bunch of those heads hanging from the ceiling, they were all for sale like souveniers.

That is not an evil nut, just a tropical decoration. Unload your shotgun and put away the holy water.


Link: http://www.funchase.com/Images/CoconutHeads/Coconut%20Heads.htm

Im not kidding, that thing looks PISSED in the first hat photo. WOW. You can send that to a guy named KingCracker though, I hear he likes weird crap

snurl wrote:That coconut looks like one of the ones they used to sell on the boardwalk in wildwood New Jersey back in the 60's and early 70's. There was one tropical themed restaurant where they had a bunch of those heads hanging from the ceiling, they were all for sale like souveniers.

That is not an evil nut, just a tropical decoration. Unload your shotgun and put away the holy water.


Link: http://www.funchase.com/Images/CoconutHeads/Coconut%20Heads.htm

Huh. I can't imagine what would compel someone to actually buy one of these. I guess that's the 60's for you. Much less exciting, but at least now I know the Evil Coconut Monster isn't going to eat my face.

Sorry to be the one to shatter the legend.
But at least you will be able to sleep at night.

Now I just have to resist the urge to turn it into a Stompa...

daedalus wrote:Now I just have to resist the urge to turn it into a Stompa...

You know you want to. Tell me a giant Iron Gob wouldnt look awesome on that

Do you by chance have a bigger picture?

Its Gangsta, I think it wants to wear a rasta wig next!

That thing is AWESOME!

I'd take it off your hands if your willing to ship it, but then again my girlfriend had enough trouble sleeping in the same room as my shark in a jar.

Ah well, one day I will have a shed, and it will look like a witch-doctors hut by the time I'm finished!

daedalus wrote:Now I just have to resist the urge to turn it into a Stompa...

Best idea yet. Don't forget the death rolla.

oh this made me laugh so hard i got kicked out of class!

BloodDrop101X wrote:oh this made me laugh so hard i got kicked out of class!

why is a gorilla holding it in the last picture with the musketeer hat?

was that you arm?

awesomely creepy coconut btw... bad juju to throw it away! it must be given and accepted!

HiveFleet wrote:why is a gorilla holding it in the last picture with the musketeer hat?

was that you arm?

Because the only thing creepier than the coconut head is my freakish gorilla suit arms.

I'd recommend using it to threaten your dice when they're giving you bad rolls.

"Look at what just gave me a bad set of rolls. Guess who's going to sit in a dark space next to this mask tonight?"