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Here I am, 5.10p.m. on a Sunday, feeling a bit peckish.

Should I order a pizza? Would be my third Domino's this weekend?

Wowza. 3 in a weekend. I'd have to argue no, make yourself something and stop funding the corporate nightmare that is dominos.
Cheese. Toast. Sorted.

Can't be arsed to cook.

DO EEEEEET.
Or you could go on down to the local supermarket, if you're feeling peckish. For about half the price of a Domino's, you can get a pretty decent 12" pizza.
EDIT: If you can't be arsed to cook, then Domino's it is.

Shops...open on a Sunday....in Britain?

Pull the other one, it's got bells on.

Balls, I've been on here so long I didn't notice the time.

Sod it, Pizza it is.

Dum dee dum...I shall eat less next week to make up for it and stuff.

Hey man what was considered overweight 20 years ago is normal now. They just slid the scale. Give it a decade and they'll think you must be a cokehead if you don't have rolls and man-boobs and extra chins.

Evidently Dominos teamed up with some kind of marketting group involving the Dairy Industry the name of which escapes me, who turned them around from dismal failure to the new comeback kid of pizza franchises. They did this by giving them a new image of extreme cheese goodness. They failed to mention in the ads about their revamp that they are now much more full of saturated fat and totally bad for you. Interestingly the same marketing group was working with other companies at the same time to make healthier dairy derived foods with less fat as a way to combat United Statesia's growing (heh heh) obesity problem. Gotta love marketting, selling fatty pizza for one company and weight loss alternative dairy products for another. Now that's quite a racket these guys have going on. In short... hell yeah get a pizza! get huge! roll around in your hugeness while all that gooey cheese drips down your chins! Because PIZZA IS GOOOOOD and if they don't care about our weight why should we? mmmm.... pizza....

I don't know exactly where you live, Mr. Mystery, but surely there's more tasty options than Dominos!

Pizza ordered. Yum yum!


And there are alternatives, but nobody else offers online ordering sadly. Otherwise I'd be stuffing me face with Curry, innit?

I would go and order another pizza, and charge it on the tab of the government!

Better yet, order 50,000 pizzas for Buckingham Palace, care of the queen.

Mr Mystery wrote:Shops...open on a Sunday....in Britain?

Pull the other one, it's got bells on.

Sadly I'm working to 10pm tonight, as I do every Sunday night... you just need a better location Mr M.


Also I'ma gonna sulk, as I literally live 2mins outside a Dominos Delivery zone, how sucky is that.

Monster Rain wrote:I don't know exactly where you live, Mr. Mystery, but surely there's more tasty options than Dominos!

Domino's is a pretty good pizza parlor, but honestly Mr.M make yourself some healthier meals you already ate pizza several times over the weekend that's plenty enough. I haven't had fast food in weeks and am able to make myself lunch and

breakfast almost everyday (my parents take care of supper most of the time).

Mr Mystery wrote:Here I am, 5.10p.m. on a Sunday, feeling a bit peckish.

Should I order a pizza? Would be my third Domino's this weekend?

In light of these revelations, my advice would be to quit smoking so much weed.

You're in Scotland yeah? Treat yourself to a deep-fried pizza - you've been sticking to the healthy options all weekend! Are you on a diet or something?

Cheesecat wrote:

breakfast almost everyday (my parents take care of supper most of the time).

Let me guess...Canadian bacon?

WarOne wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

breakfast almost everyday (my parents take care of supper most of the time).

Let me guess...Canadian bacon?

That or waffles with maple syrup.

Wait, Domino's is a pizza place? I thought they we're just take-out grilled cheese. . . not pizza.

You blokes on yonder side of the big pond have some seriously low standards.

Cheesecat wrote:

WarOne wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

breakfast almost everyday (my parents take care of supper most of the time).

Let me guess...Canadian bacon?

That or waffles with maple syrup.

Or waffle maple syrup on Canadian bacon.

Want a side of Palin* with that?



*American flag not included.

rubiksnoob wrote:Wait, Domino's is a pizza place? I thought they we're just take-out grilled cheese. . . not pizza.

You blokes on yonder side of the big pond have some seriously low standards.

Pizza hut is way worse man, there delivery service is ass and there pizza has massive pools of grease receding in the indentations. I have to say Little Caesars and Domino's are my favorite, mind you I haven't had Panago before so I might not

know what I'm missing.

Cheesecat wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Wait, Domino's is a pizza place? I thought they we're just take-out grilled cheese. . . not pizza.

You blokes on yonder side of the big pond have some seriously low standards.

Pizza hut is way worse man, there delivery service is ass and there pizza has massive pools of grease receding in the indentations. I have to say Little Caesars and Domino's are my favorite, mind you I haven't had Panago before so I might not

know what I'm missing.

Try a non-chain pizza place and then tell me you've had pizza!

rubiksnoob wrote:Wait, Domino's is a pizza place? I thought they we're just take-out grilled cheese. . . not pizza.

You blokes on yonder side of the big pond have some seriously low standards.

Why? What do you fellas put on your pizzas, like? Supermodel tit and cocaine? Get over yourself. It's bread with cheese and tomato on it. Not exactly haute cuisine.

Yes...pizza must be made by hand, not machine.

Albatross wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Wait, Domino's is a pizza place? I thought they we're just take-out grilled cheese. . . not pizza.

You blokes on yonder side of the big pond have some seriously low standards.

Why? What do you fellas put on your pizzas, like? Supermodel tit and cocaine? Get over yourself. It's bread with cheese and tomato on it. Not exactly haute cuisine.

SHHHHH!! It's a secret!

Albatross wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Wait, Domino's is a pizza place? I thought they we're just take-out grilled cheese. . . not pizza.

You blokes on yonder side of the big pond have some seriously low standards.

Why? What do you fellas put on your pizzas, like? Supermodel tit and cocaine? Get over yourself. It's bread with cheese and tomato on it. Not exactly haute cuisine.

What, how else do you think they make the pepperoni and Parmesan.

Albatross wrote:

Mr Mystery wrote:Here I am, 5.10p.m. on a Sunday, feeling a bit peckish.

Should I order a pizza? Would be my third Domino's this weekend?

In light of these revelations, my advice would be to quit smoking so much weed.

You're in Scotland yeah? Treat yourself to a deep-fried pizza - you've been sticking to the healthy options all weekend! Are you on a diet or something?

Nope, West Sussex. I was in Scotland until about three weeks ago though.

I had Tandoori Hot, and now, I have a farty bum. Just hope I don't burp and trump at the same time. I'm scared I might turn inside out.

rubiksnoob wrote:

Albatross wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Wait, Domino's is a pizza place? I thought they we're just take-out grilled cheese. . . not pizza.

You blokes on yonder side of the big pond have some seriously low standards.

Why? What do you fellas put on your pizzas, like? Supermodel tit and cocaine? Get over yourself. It's bread with cheese and tomato on it. Not exactly haute cuisine.

SHHHHH!! It's a secret!

TRUE STORY: I once tipped 2 grams of speed onto a pizza which had displeased me, and ate it. Improved the taste.

Albatross wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:

Albatross wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Wait, Domino's is a pizza place? I thought they we're just take-out grilled cheese. . . not pizza.

You blokes on yonder side of the big pond have some seriously low standards.

Why? What do you fellas put on your pizzas, like? Supermodel tit and cocaine? Get over yourself. It's bread with cheese and tomato on it. Not exactly haute cuisine.

SHHHHH!! It's a secret!

TRUE STORY: I once tipped 2 grams of speed onto a pizza which had displeased me, and ate it. Improved the taste.

I can only imagine how much that would feth you up. Naughty Naughty.

Pizza is best served straight out of the fridge and from the night before. Doesnt get any better than that!

In other news...

Albatross wrote:

are you growin a 'stache, sir?


edit: nevermind. its moustache-month

Mr Mystery wrote:Pizza ordered. Yum yum!


And there are alternatives, but nobody else offers online ordering sadly. Otherwise I'd be stuffing me face with Curry, innit?

Show a bit of fething adaptability, this is the 21st century.

http://www.just-eat.co.uk/?gclid=CIS76e2tj6UCFV_92AodJG8KMg

http://hungryhouse.co.uk/main.php?menu=welcome&pc=999&gclid=CLTnvPGtj6UCFQ_-2AodgGrqOw

http://www.eatitnow.co.uk/?gclid=CPrevvGtj6UCFQ_-2AodgGrqOw

http://www.curriesonline.co.uk/

rubiksnoob wrote:

Albatross wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:

Albatross wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Wait, Domino's is a pizza place? I thought they we're just take-out grilled cheese. . . not pizza.

You blokes on yonder side of the big pond have some seriously low standards.

Why? What do you fellas put on your pizzas, like? Supermodel tit and cocaine? Get over yourself. It's bread with cheese and tomato on it. Not exactly haute cuisine.

SHHHHH!! It's a secret!

TRUE STORY: I once tipped 2 grams of speed onto a pizza which had displeased me, and ate it. Improved the taste.

I can only imagine how much that would feth you up. Naughty Naughty.

Best night of my life, actually. Me and three mates tried to break into a girl's only 6th form boarding school. We scattered when the Party Van turned up, mind.


Good times.