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To make this as efficient, simple, and useful as possible, my team and I have devised a state of the art system for you to come up with your very own Kabal or Cult name for your Dark Eldar. This technology has been in development since the beginning of 40k 3rd Edition and is finally ready for general consumption.

Without further ado, I present to you the Spiff Method of Army Name Selection.

Instructions: Simply choose ONE word from each listed section/column. (Disclaimer: results may vary if more than one word is chosen. May also lead to rectal leakage). Next put those word together in the order you chose them. Step 3: Profit!

Column 1:
1. Kabal of the ______
2. Cult of the ______
3. Coven of _______
4. Lord (Insert Archon's/Succubus' name here)'s __________
5. The

Column 2:
Black
Red
Crimson
Vermillion
Silver
Evil
Bleeding
Blind
Burning
Cunning
Impaled
Bladed
Slashed
Maimed
Bloodied
Uncleansed
Unrepentant
Unforgiving
Boiling
Deadly
Viral
Rabid
Unpleasant
Corrupt
Injured
Culty
Impervious
Wrathful
Sharpened
Razor
Piercing
Malignant
All Seeing
Fell
Lacerated
Poisoned
Rending
Slaughtered
Fluffy
Venomed

Column 3:
Head
Heart
Hand
Claw
Foot
Eye
Fang
Talon
Wing
Mind
Body Part
Spine
Blade
Sword
Knife
Dagger
Needle
Flail
Moped
Fleet
Corsair
Spire
Tower
Grief
Strife
Malcontent
Murder
Woe
Death
Violation
Corpse
Vat
V.A.T.
Cauldron
Mortar
Shadow
Hive
Lair
Nightmare
Storm
Tempest
Cult

The Injured Corpse?

Other gems(added as a go through the list): Lord Vect's Fluffy Moped.

The Cult of the Injured Body part is one of my potential names.

That or the Cult of the Culty Cult

Kabal of the Unpleasant Body Part

This is almost as good as naming space marine chapters

(Eagle Lords FTW!)

Kabal of The Sundered Flesh
or simply
The Emasculators

Ask someone close to you what their favorite part of your body is. Open up medical encylopedia of patholgies to a random page. Apply said pathology to body part.

In general take a part of the human body or psyche and do something horrible to it


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For what it's worth mine is "The Kabal of the Withered Orchid"

Cult of the Evil Foot. Be afraid, very afraid.

I'm going to call mine, the Kabal of the Black Viper. How does that sound?

Kabal of the Black Spire.