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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 04:13:30
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I'm sitting with my film school alum and friends, and the topic comes to zombie films. My favorite films are night of the living dead and return of the living dead. In both movies, zombies had the basic motor skills to wield basic rocks and turn knobs. However Return of the living dead Did something that hasn't been repeated, Head shots not killing zombies. I think that most zombie flicks fail because the zombies are so easy to take down they devolve into either mow them down action flicks, or somebody making an unrealistic stupid mistake. There is no horror, just pop out scares. If you are in a room with 5 zombies and a gun, as it stands, you should be fine. How what if you had to deal with one zombie, and your gun doesn't mean anything. that's where the horror lies. My buddies would have non of it. Zombies have to die when you head shot them, I was told. They don't in fantasy settings, and the return series, and I don't think they have to be now. I think the action is over and the horror starts when you blast a zombie right between the eyes, and he just sits back up. Thoughts?
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 04:20:18
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Okay.
When talking about the generic zombie, we could assume several things:
George A. Romero Zombies
Resident Evil Zombies
Fantasy Zombies
Each one is apart of the myth of the zombie, much like a vampire adheres to specfic mythos (aversion to light, blood drinking via fangs, ect.)
Does a zombie have to die when the brain is destroyed? In reality, that is how "realisitc" human zombies operate rather than fantasy ones, which could be reanimated via magic and do not rely on the human body to function and therefore have their head chopped off and still have the body come after you.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 04:27:38
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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That's my point. There have been movies, where head shots don't kill. Must every movie be based off Romero's work?
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 04:29:49
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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You've got the tough-to-kill Max Brooks Zombie, too. One of the most believable and realistic zombie template there is out there, imho.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 04:31:43
Subject: What if they don't die....
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I think I remember they had to incinerate the Zombies in that one. They managed to decapitate one, but it just left them with a bag of moving parts trying to kill them. Although the movie was pretty silly.
Just be thankful not that many are copying the 28 days later ones. Although I think the type of zombie should reflect the way they were created. Older reanimated ones being slower and weaker than the newer ones and such.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 04:33:26
Subject: Re:What if they don't die....
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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You can make any changes you want, provided it makes for a better movie. People insisted the fast zombies of 28 Days Later were a terrible idea and it the movie couldn't be a zombie movie, then people saw and loved the movie, now you can have fast zombies.
I think you're missing a key part of the zombie movie though - individual zombies aren't supposed to be the main threat. The danger comes from suddenly have to put your trust in with a group of strangers, and from having to survive once society has collapsed. The films are not, and never have been, purely about the challenges of fighting zombies.
EDIT - heh, ninja'd by one of the ancient order of 'no fast zombies'
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/11/16 04:35:00
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 04:39:27
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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n0t_u wrote:I think I remember they had to incinerate the Zombies in that one. They managed to decapitate one, but it just left them with a bag of moving parts trying to kill them. Although the movie was pretty silly.
Just be thankful not that many are copying the 28 days later ones. Although I think the type of zombie should reflect the way they were created. Older reanimated ones being slower and weaker than the newer ones and such.
Left 4 Dead did.
Also, the word "Zombie" nowadays is subject to many definitions. If I'm not mistaken, 28 Days Later "zombies" are the fast kind, born out of the "viral apocalypse" scenario, not clinically dead, and is as killable as an average human.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 04:50:56
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Well, the thing with the head is that its of course the nerve center of the human body.
However, not everything dies from headshots, not even every human being. The major source of death will be when the brain stem is destroyed for any living creature.
The same process follows zombies based on human physiology, the nerves are still being used but not necessarily for the same purpose(lack of breathing, etc).
Even then decapitating a zombie only disconnects it from the body so the head can still bite, but the body can't do a thing. Saints Row 2 had a zombie game that had zombies with their heads hanging by the spine over their back to prevent easy head shots, its possible as long as the nerves are still connected.
Its not just some silly thing that people invented and is no less than 'magic' zombies in terms of the ability to scare people.
I believe the basic fears of a zombie stems from a couple of things.
1) Zombies are the living dead, they are decayed, unnatural, and sins against nature.
2) Zombies eat people and people don't like to be eaten, especially if it consists of being ripped apart.
3) Zombies can surround you and can't die in as many ways as you.
So magic or no magic; if they are undead, rip and tear flesh, and can't die more ways than you then they have the basic scary needs.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 04:59:19
Subject: Re:What if they don't die....
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Just flip the switch on their back from "evil" to "good" and that should fix the problem.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 04:59:56
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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A Zombie that can't be killed?
Kind of makes me think of Jason or Michael Meyers, granted that they tend to make use of a little more cutlery than your average zombie. An army of those things? That would be pretty hard to deal with.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 05:06:29
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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A generic zombie should be killed. An enhanced zombie should take some skill and luck.
If Dungeons and Dragons has taught me anything, it is that anything is possible.
You can have a zombie made from the corpse of a giant, and then turned into a fiendish zombie giant that shoots fire out of its eyes. Oh yes, it also can teleport too and strike you from behind.
Yeah...zombie.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 06:02:41
Subject: Re:What if they don't die....
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Kind of like Rob Zombie?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 17:26:39
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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That's the one thing I don't like about magic zombies, they can be and do anything. Why? Because they're magic and as soon as magic is involved all explanation for why something is possible goes out the window. Person1-The space ship went from one galaxy to another, how? Person2-Oh it's magic. With the headshot zombie there's at least a modicum of an explanation of how the zombies are made and how they work. That can also be a bonus in the fright factor for the headshot zombie, it almost seems possible. Let's face it, the fact that a magic zombie can fly, shoot laser beams, outrun a train, is invincible to bullets, and never dies isn't really a good horror movie. That sounds a bit more like a parody or a comedy. Remove a little bit of those powers and leave it at the zombie just doesn't die and I begin to laugh at it because its just a tad bit too ridiculous.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 18:13:50
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I don't buy that.
Your suspension of disbelief can deal with a zombie, but not one that doesn't die to a headshot? I find a zombie that can't be killed to be more believable than these things with a built-in safety switch.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 18:14:54
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Zombies can only be killed by Clerics using Turn Undead.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 18:15:56
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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What about Paladins?
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 18:18:04
Subject: What if they don't die....
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Meh. Go to the DMV. Even zombies can't survive waiting in line at the DMV.
Alternatively, off with their heads! Use their bodies as transport animals = PROFIT!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 18:56:51
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Monster Rain wrote:I don't buy that.
Your suspension of disbelief can deal with a zombie, but not one that doesn't die to a headshot? I find a zombie that can't be killed to be more believable than these things with a built-in safety switch.
Actually yes, seeing as though the headshot zombie is based somewhat in science it is more believable.
http://zombieresearch.net/2009/11/23/the-zombie-nervous-system/
Zombies based off of real humans still use part of their nervous system and the brain is the command center of this system. Destroy the command center and the nervous system is sporadic and cannot be controlled which means the zombie's body is basically useless at that point.
Magic zombies run off of magic.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 19:24:22
Subject: Re:What if they don't die....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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Meh. That research article wasn't really scientific. They don't need their autonomic nervous system and this frees up more resources, so the Zombie is able to survive longer? Well, since we're playing scientific here, do they explain how Zombies actually MOVE without lungs getting in some oxygen, the heart pumping blood around to get the O2 to the muscles and finally stuff like Adenosin triphosphate reactions in the muscles actually doing stuff? No. So, really, saying the headshot Zombie is more scientific seems a bit over the top to me. It's not fantasy magic, it's modern doomsday magic, that seems to be the difference for me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 19:56:13
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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I like this idea of scientific research on imaginary things. It doesn't make it not imaginary though. Still fake, still doesn't adhere to any rules.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 19:59:04
Subject: What if they don't die....
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Ahtman wrote:I like this idea of scientific research on imaginary things. It doesn't make it not imaginary though. Still fake, still doesn't adhere to any rules.
I wonder if we could get a grant for it? Then the circle would be complete.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 20:02:14
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Frazzled wrote:Ahtman wrote:I like this idea of scientific research on imaginary things. It doesn't make it not imaginary though. Still fake, still doesn't adhere to any rules.
I wonder if we could get a grant for it? Then the circle would be complete.
It would not surprise me if we could.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 20:33:02
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I'm sorry. Did someone just seriously cite "scientific zombie research?"
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 20:35:28
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Monster Rain wrote:I'm sorry. Did someone just seriously cite "scientific zombie research?"
Oddly enough, I do believe that very thing did just happen, yes.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 20:36:53
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ahtman wrote:I like this idea of scientific research on imaginary things. It doesn't make it not imaginary though. Still fake, still doesn't adhere to any rules.
Bit like Creationism then.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 20:38:27
Subject: What if they don't die....
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Mr Mystery wrote:Ahtman wrote:I like this idea of scientific research on imaginary things. It doesn't make it not imaginary though. Still fake, still doesn't adhere to any rules.
Bit like Creationism then.
Or climate studies, or economics.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 20:39:13
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 20:47:45
Subject: What if they don't die....
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I think we're glossing over the opportunities for a Zombie powered economy here. Ok if they can't die and don't emit greenhouse gases then think think of the opportunities:
zombie powered wheelchairs, elderly assistance.
zombie powered security systems.
zombie powered elevators.
zombie powered zimbonies.
zombie powered Big Wheels for the kids.
zombie powered mail carriers.
zombie powered lawn care.
zombie powered government workers, but I repeat myself.
The list is practically endless. Zombie Power, its the new black!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 20:50:09
Subject: What if they don't die....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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But if we put them on the telly for reality shows.......how would anyone know
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/16 20:50:59
Subject: Re:What if they don't die....
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sebster wrote:I think you're missing a key part of the zombie movie though - individual zombies aren't supposed to be the main threat. The danger comes from suddenly have to put your trust in with a group of strangers, and from having to survive once society has collapsed. The films are not, and never have been, purely about the challenges of fighting zombies.
That I agree with. Zombie movies aren't about the undead so much as having to trust your fellow human once all of civilizations safety nets are removed. You're counting on the person to see you as an asset rather than as just a resource to use up and cast aside. Though the zombies are cool.
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mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
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