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2010/11/16 14:40:40
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Post your favorite 40k themed pick up lines. The cheesier the better.
I will go first:
"Excuse me, are you a plasma cannon? Cause you just got me hot!"
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2010/11/16 15:14:18
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Widowmaker
Perth, WA, australia
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"Hey Baby wanna see my Volcano cannon?"
/thread
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So far
500 point of 
750 point of 
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2010/11/16 15:21:52
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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Let me introduce you to my ravager
Then yell aerial assault as you leap towards her releasing your darklight energy
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/11/16 15:24:29
 "Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
 "They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
 "Let the galaxy burn!"
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2010/11/16 15:33:34
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Widowmaker
Perth, WA, australia
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"Descent of the ANGELS"
do the same as above
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2010/11/16 15:53:59
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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"I have a drop pod full of sternguard that need to tactically deepstrike into your battlefield."
Then proceed to melt face off with plasma gun.
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"Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
"They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
"Let the galaxy burn!"
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2010/11/16 16:00:28
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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"Hey baby, have you ever seen a thunder hammer THIS big before? Mine is even mastercrafted, so I get a second chance if I miss."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/11/16 16:06:22
Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2010/11/16 16:04:25
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Loud-Voiced Agitator
Corpus Christi Texas
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"Don't worry babe im twin-linked."
"Mind if I pile in?"
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One land raider ah ah ah, two land raiders ah ah ah three land raiders ah ah ah.
"These are my jump marines with bolters, they cost more than terminators" -ph34r |
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2010/11/16 16:08:05
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Widowmaker
Perth, WA, australia
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My rail gun is S10 !
so surely it will break your back armor
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2010/11/16 16:12:11
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You're so hot you'll make me rapid fire.
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2010/11/16 16:14:34
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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Buy her a drink, get to know her, share some feelings, compliment her shoes then raid her handbag for tampons, climb on a bar-stool with a fist-full of them and repeatedly scream
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!"
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2010/11/16 16:16:26
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Regular Dakkanaut
Charleston, SC
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Hey baby, wanna see how far my basilisk can shoot?
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2010/11/16 16:20:08
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Kovnik
Bristol
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'Don't worry about church tomarrow, we'll worship Slaanesh in our own special way...'
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2010/11/16 16:21:13
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"Dont worry, I can shoot 20 feet indirectly"
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2010/11/16 16:49:54
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Hello, commander [insert name here] at your service. Would you like to inspect my men?
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2010/11/16 17:17:18
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Ultramarine Terminator with Assault Cannon
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My Holy Emperor Condoms give me a 2+ invulnerable save against results of babies when rolling for penetration.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/11/16 17:20:32
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2010/11/16 17:17:59
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Hey baby, I got the fire power to bring down those titans
Don't worry baby, I have relentless so I can fire my heavy weapons on the move.
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 Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
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2010/11/16 19:55:55
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Regular Dakkanaut
Charleston, SC
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Don't worry baby, I'm like the Dark Eldar. I'm in and out before you know what happened.
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2010/11/17 02:35:51
Subject: Re:Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Lethal Lhamean
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2010/11/17 02:37:18
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Hey, it's no worse than the AP Bio and Harry Potter pick up lines. Some of these actually made me lol.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
 Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2010/11/17 02:48:44
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Drew_Riggio
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I'd use a condom but I'm AP 1
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2010/11/17 03:40:03
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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^+1
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2010/11/17 05:18:27
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Dakka Veteran
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Nice shoes, get in the rhino or I extreminatus your planet.
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Tombworld El'Lahaun 2500pts
 Hive Fleet Vestis 5000pts
 Disciples of Caliban 2000pts
 Crimson Fist 2000pts
 World Eaters 1850pts
Angels Encarmine 1850pts
 Iron Hospitalers 1850 pts (Black Templar Successor)
 Sons of Medusa 1850pts
 Tartarus IXth Renegade Legion 2500pts
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2010/11/17 05:24:32
Subject: Re:Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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"Hey Baby, when i Deep Strike it can scatter up to 12inches in any direction"
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
4500 Fist of the Five Castes
 4000 76th Fremont Motor Rifle
 2000 Crimson Suns Chapter |
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2010/11/17 05:58:13
Subject: Re:Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Drew_Riggio
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Dogface 76 wrote:"Hey Baby, when i Deep Strike it can scatter up to 12inches in any direction"
*Scatters onto eye* D6 +3 poison attacks
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2010/11/17 09:19:01
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Poison 2+, no armour saves...
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2010/11/17 11:34:06
Subject: Favorite 40k Pick up lines
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Bryan Ansell
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Stop squirming! It takes time to use a power fist.
Here, accept nurgles blessing.
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