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**ineptus astartes**

loved it.

(mark is actually unhealthily thin, the other type of gamer)

**TrollPie**

(I never said he was fat, just the other Giants.

)

**ineptus astartes**

heh. this site is full of self-deprecators

**TrollPie**

But it's nerd culture. The art of fapping, to not be embarressed to walk in to a Games Workshop, to repeatedly stuff cheetos in our mouths and somehow manage to stay fat despite most of the stuff being spat all over the people we talk to! We nerds are a proud people and we will NOT be put down.

**Darkvoidof40k**

TrollPie wrote:But it's nerd culture. The art of fapping, to not be embarressed to walk in to a Games Workshop, to repeatedly stuff cheetos in our mouths and somehow manage to stay fat despite most of the stuff being spat all over the people we talk to! We nerds are a proud people and we will NOT be put down.

-looks at chicken avatar-

Uh-huh.

**yeroc500**

I`m listening to fallout music so yes I`m a nerd, but i aint fat.

**lord commissar klimino**

yeroc500 wrote:Hey i might be a nerd, but i aint fat.

yeah! you racist! im skinny!too skinny!

**yeroc500**

But more evidence of nerdism on my part, is my extensive knowledge of video games, and their music, and the fact I`m in marching band. So i`m not ashamed to admit I be a nerd.

**WARORK93**

Please take said discussion to the off topic thread and reserve this place for story wise posts

thank you

**Darkvoidof40k**

yeroc500 wrote:But more evidence of nerdism on my part, is my extensive knowledge of video games, and their music, and the fact I`m in marching band. So i`m not ashamed to admit I be a nerd.

I'm not a nerd, I have a life I swear it!

-glances shamefully at 6800 posts-

*ahem*

**ineptus astartes**

hmm...I am the kind of guy who pretends to use the force to open mechanical doors, draws space marines on his spare time, has a whole set of guard/SM weapons that he made to scale...so yeah...i'm a nerd. and a geek. so there. two groups in one

in fact anyone on Dakka is a nerd.

even Darko.

ninja'd by WARORK

but lets take this to the OT thread

**Darkvoidof40k**

ineptus astartes wrote:hmm...I am the kind of guy who pretends to use the force to open mechanical doors, draws space marines on his spare time, has a whole set of guard/SM weapons that he made to scale...so yeah...i'm a nerd. and a geek. so there. two groups in one

in fact anyone on Dakka is a nerd.

even Darko.

I refuse. Humph.

**yeroc500**

GOOD point. Anyways.

IC: Marduk resists the urge to laugh as he watches Kol-Badar get a bad armor save. Kol-Badar is then picked up and put back in the case. Next Marduks close-combat roll came up. He got twelve attacks, and ten hit, and 5 wounded. The imperial guard units were removed from around Marduk, and he smiled behind his armor. Next his squad of annoited attacked and killed the remaining imperial guardsmen. This game was going good he thought.

**yeroc500**

GOOD point. Anyways.

IC: Marduk resists the urge to laugh as he watches Kol-Badar get a bad armor save. Kol-Badar is then picked up and put back in the case. Next Marduks close-combat roll came up. He got twelve attacks, and ten hit, and 5 wounded. The imperial guard units were removed from around Marduk, and he smiled behind his armor. Next his squad of annoited attacked and killed the remaining imperial guardsmen. This game was going good he thought.

**yeroc500**

oops sorry. My computer spasmed.

**TrollPie**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
TrollPie wrote:But it's nerd culture. The art of fapping, to not be embarressed to walk in to a Games Workshop, to repeatedly stuff cheetos in our mouths and somehow manage to stay fat despite most of the stuff being spat all over the people we talk to! We nerds are a proud people and we will NOT be put down.

-looks at chicken avatar-

Uh-huh.

Mmmm hmm.

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom....*ahem* On topic now folks. Anyone gonna roleplay? I would, but I did last, and posting RPs twice in a row is against the rules. Obey the rules!
Edit: Ninja'd. Kind of.

**lord commissar klimino**

vio was getting really annoyed.the plastic eldar were horribly painted,not to mention he noticed a loaded die,but couldn't say anything. at least it wasent as bad as all those orks smashing into him. but then he saw something.something BAD. a few eldar melee warriors smashed into some fire warriors...and one tripped. as a blue bolt melted threw one of the eldar and hit its owner square in the nose,vio could barely stop from moving.
"ow! t-the hell!?!? did your miniature just shoot me!?!? i-i-it melted my eldar! wait...why did it just stand up and get back on its base!!?!?" the surprised giant said.vio did not like how this was going....

**ineptus astartes**

One of the anointed had forgot himself and hacked apart one of the opposing players pieces. Mark covered it up by saying he crushed it, and gave the guy one of his unpainted guardsmen from a pouch he had brought for the purpose.

Now to play steel legion against nids.

looking over he saw Philip (playing tau) groan and a guy staring at a firewarrior with a smoking pulse rifle.

**yeroc500**

Marduk heard the commotion. gak he said. All hell was going to break loose, in seconds. Marduk had to do something. He started calling upon his powers, and targeted the dim witted man who`s nose was shot. He erased the memory from the nerds brain and then refocused on the game as the nerd realized he had flicked himself. He smiled again.

**lord commissar klimino**

(what about everyone who turned when he yelled and saw the tau move?)

**yeroc500**

OOC: He said he had flicked himself, and then the others would have turned around. Lets hope our men can hold out for only a little longer.

**ineptus astartes**

the players can decide that.

**TrollPie**

The Armageddoners looked across the field at the tyranid horde, not moving as per Mark's orders.
After a 10-minute debate, Mark had convinced in hushed whispers that Yarrick and his men should stand on their bases, perfectly still. When they saw their opponents, tensions had upped a lot.
Tyranids, the sourge of the galaxy, face us unmoving and vulnerable. Why don't we attack? This is ridiculous. He stared as Mark rolled a dice.
"Crap! Two! I guess you go first..." Mark said.

After 10 minutes of dice-rolling and pushing models along, and 30 minutes of argueing over something called "RAW vs RAI", Mark began pushing models off the board, each one accompanied by a sigh. After another 20 minutes, Mark began rolling more dice and removing the other player's models. He thought he had grasped what was going on: if Mark rolled low and the other rolled high, his own men were removed and vice versa. He wasn't shure what the interjections about "rules" were, or the big green "Circles of Doom" did, but what he could see was that there were less Tyranids than there were Guardsmen. And, for some reason, these Tyranids didn't come back endlessly. He appeared to be winning-shots that Mark claimed, ridiculously, came from Yarrick's Stormbolter had claimed 5 Guants already and he had appearently "curbstomped" a Tyranid warrior. There was a massive die next to him, displaying a

.
After an hour of dice rolling, Yarrick came face to face with a Hive Tyrant. He gulped, starring at it.

He didn't notice the Tervigon sneaking in to Mark's back pack.

**ineptus astartes**

looks like all of the models are coming to life DUN-DUN-DUN!

**yeroc500**

Marduk laughed as Burias defeated a dreadnought in close combat again. Two good roles and a invulnerable save was all it took. Marduk then cut the laugh before it had even made a sound. His armor was powered down in a position so he was finee standing this still. Mark rolled a 6 for a wound against the last remaining terminator, followed by the owner rolling a horrible one. Marduk resisted the urge to laugh as the terminator was removed from the board and the game was ended. Four games down one more to go Marduk thought.

**ineptus astartes**

that's you against GK

**lord commissar klimino**

as match 3 ended,vio was not pleased. they had lost,lost by 1 kill. without realizing it,vio yelled out "you accursed bugs! we shall win next time,for we are the t'au emipre! the greater good shall prevail!" he also didnt realize all the faces looking at him as he fired 3 sermonial shots in the air...and his men did to...as he realized what had happend,he looked around at all the faces "ummm...nothing to see here,please go back to slamming your models together and being very strange...wait,im not souppose to talk,erm,ignore me! im a robotic thingy! this is totally not a real gun! ignore meeee! wait,thats more ghost li-erm,beep boop bop!" all this was bad,but the fact the crowed was growing fast was the worst.

**ineptus astartes**

gotta post in relation to that.

**TrollPie**

After a minute, Mark returned to him and dice began rolling again. Yarrick saw a 6 come up, another 6, and then a 1.
"Looks like he's dead...Oh no, Iron Will!" Mark rolled another die and got a 3.
"Yes! Yarrick isn't dead!" Yarrick cried too.
"YES!" The man across the table starred at him too.
"Did your model just talk?"
"Err...no" said Mark. Mark then began rolling dice again, frantically, and after 5 minutes the Hive Tyrant was removed from the table.
"Looks like I've won!" said Mark. "Is Yarrick great or what?"
"I don't know. You're playing three games at once here, it's really annoying to your opponents!"
"Oh, well...OK. I guess I'll put these guys back and devote the rest of my attention to these games.
Mark held out a hand, and Yarrick heard the other person mutter "douchebag. Then, he was shoved back in to the box with the rest and everything went dark.

OOC: This all happened before the incident with Vio and the Tau. I've gotta go to bed now, bye bye!

**ineptus astartes**

“Damn.” Said a forcibly cheery Mark, as he gathered up the rest of his models. Those firecrackers and-“MINDWIPE!” he screamed. At this, the sanctioned psykers of the imperium and the sorcerers of the CSM focused all their power into several of the geeks. Knocking them unconscious. While a group of culexus hiding in the rafters dropped onto the heads of several people and released both psyk-out grenades, and Animus blasts. Knocking them out as well. Soon the psykers began implanting he thought that a large power surge had knocked everyone uncontious and loaded up into Mark’s car and sped back to his house