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Based on what they represent or how they do things, if you were to choose one of these gods to worship (side effects aside) who would you give your soul to?

P.S.; Dont berate me about Malal not being a choice PLEASE and thankyou.

Tzeentch, knowledge is power.

Nurgle, in both Fantasy and 40k.

1st off, his name is delightful. Nurgle. If I ever buy another cat, I think I'll name him Nurgle.

I like his personality as well.. he doesnt seem to be constantly scheming like the other gods. He just wants to make his Nurgle soup as good as he can make it so he can share it with everyone. Hell, per the latest Chaos Daemons codex, he even tries to have a normal home life. He cared for an Eldar goddess enough to steal her away from another god, which isnt the sortve thing he seems normally prone to doing.

His followers are also pretty great, at least in Fantasy. Ol' festus was a doctor who prayed to Nurgle for advice on curing diseases and got more than we asked for. Even then, the Warriors of Chaos book hints that he still helps people from time to time, just dont step on his badside.

I just like the depth there. And his spell lore is pretty cool.

I do like my Tzeench. Playing chess with six different people whilst devising a plot to make millions? He's the god for me.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Slaanesh. Now before the pervert cannon is aimed in my direction, I give you this. He/she is the god of excess and pleasure. I get all the fun, all the food, all the drink and all the laughs I want. How is that a bad deal? And your fast, sleek, elegent, and dramatic. I would LOVE to do that.

Where's Malal?

Happygrunt wrote:Slaanesh. Now before the pervert cannon is aimed in my direction, I give you this. He/she is the god of excess and pleasure. I get all the fun, all the food, all the drink and all the laughs I want. How is that a bad deal? And your fast, sleek, elegent, and dramatic. I would LOVE to do that.

Thats like day 1 with slaanesh.. if you survive to year one, you'll be flaying your own skin off, half deaf and doing such perverted things that even a veteran 4chan user would throw up at the sight of it.. Or you know the more powerful followers of Slaanesh will be "using" you, Hey don't despair you might get rendered into and elixir or something..

All the gods suck.. But Khorne is who I would pick. Die in my first fight and be done.

Shaman raises a point.. but by the time you descend into the worst depths of depravity your mind is so far gone that you probably look forward to and enjoy that night with the Daemonnettes and their special .. "utility" belts.

ya Slaanesh is the last one i would pick IMO

I wouldn't pick Khorne or Slaanesh since both have no attention span whatsoever.

no option for malice?

Shaman wrote:Where's Malal?

Happygrunt wrote:Slaanesh. Now before the pervert cannon is aimed in my direction, I give you this. He/she is the god of excess and pleasure. I get all the fun, all the food, all the drink and all the laughs I want. How is that a bad deal? And your fast, sleek, elegent, and dramatic. I would LOVE to do that.

Thats like day 1 with slaanesh.. if you survive to year one, you'll be flaying your own skin off, half deaf and doing such perverted things that even a veteran 4chan user would throw up at the sight of it.. Or you know the more powerful followers of Slaanesh will be "using" you, Hey don't despair you might get rendered into and elixir or something..

All the gods suck.. But Khorne is who I would pick. Die in my first fight and be done.

Thats part of the side effects! WHOOPY! NO EFFECTS FOR ME! WOMAN FOOD AND FUN FOREVER!

Tzeentch, he will be the only one left at the end of time with a massive grin laughing at how he played everyone off against themselves and is the last man standing. A true deity!

Tzeentch. . . Hes got something I don't.

Why no choice for chaos undivided?

Gork (or possibly Mork)
nah jk

I would say khorne. There's very few problems i can't solve by hacking your head off. Any other problems don't matter to me. Even "where's my next meal coming from" can be answered by the severing of your head from the spinal cord. plus I really hate intellectual people, reading psychology books and having "deep profound epiphanies". poofters. OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

Why must you all ask for Malice! WHY!

But anyways, im glad this poll is going good keep'em coming!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!

Malal.

Clearly Gork (or possibly mork)
but the best choice for a god would be Tzeentch because he is just pure awesome =D.

Not sure but on the post its Tzeentch but in all honesty its Malice.

Papa Nurgle loves his children! *Thrown Daemonhammer and Psy bolts fly in general direction, but are prevented by a 1" thick piece of plastic.

Tzeentch.

Even the other votes for other gods serve his purpose.

Tzeentch
Having a mind listening to every thought, every idea, altering paths and choices for everything that you can see with your mind, he's pretty awesome. And yeah, as Monster Rain has put it,

Monster Rain wrote:Even the other votes for other gods serve his purpose.

Plus at the end of the day you probably won't look like some monster with immense amounts of mutations.

Ulthwé Shadowseer wrote:Tzeentch
Having a mind listening to every thought, every idea, altering paths and choices for everything that you can see with your mind, he's pretty awesome. And yeah, as Monster Rain has put it,

Monster Rain wrote:Even the other votes for other gods serve his purpose.

Plus at the end of the day you probably won't look like some monster with immense amounts of mutations.

Or will you? That may be what he/she/other being wants you to think 0.o?!

Khorne or Slaanesh, perfectly describes my teenage life at the moment

Mr Nobody wrote:I wouldn't pick Khorne or Slaanesh since both have no attention span whatsoever.

and this further reinforces that fa-..... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!



Just wondering, what's Slaanesh's war cry?

blazinpsycho&typhooni wrote:Khorne or Slaanesh, perfectly describes my teenage life at the moment

Mr Nobody wrote:I wouldn't pick Khorne or Slaanesh since both have no attention span whatsoever.

and this further reinforces that fa-..... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!



Just wondering, what's Slaanesh's war cry?

SEX FOR THE SEX GOD! BABES FOR THE BABE THRONE!

Happygrunt wrote:

blazinpsycho&typhooni wrote:Khorne or Slaanesh, perfectly describes my teenage life at the moment

Mr Nobody wrote:I wouldn't pick Khorne or Slaanesh since both have no attention span whatsoever.

and this further reinforces that fa-..... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!



Just wondering, what's Slaanesh's war cry?

SEX FOR THE SEX GOD! BABES FOR THE BABE THRONE!

bwahaha! GENIOUS!


but seriously
was hoping for a different answer

Probably a moan or an orgasmic scream? Or just depraved screams of pleasure and stuff. Sounds like Slaneesh.

Slaanesh - I could make money Hentai movies on the side!