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Tzeentch. Simply because, if we were all plopped in the middle of warhams fortymils, this would happen:

Khorne worshippers used as choppy-killy-stabby-attack units.
Nurgle worshippers would simply be cannon fodder.
Slaanesh worshippers.. well, lets just say that they know how to throw one helluva victory party.
Tzeentch - we'd all just sit back and watch everyone else do the dirty work for us, and just like that we've got insta-powa.


Oh, plus all the sweet fingertips/lightning aspect of it appeals to me as well.

What, Malal not a choice?

tzeentch cause he is awesome & he is a bird

Scorpionov wrote:tzeentch cause he is awesome & he is a bird

His greater daemons have heads of birds, but Tzeentch.. A bird? Really?

Ulthwé Shadowseer wrote:

Scorpionov wrote:tzeentch cause he is awesome & he is a bird

His greater daemons have heads of birds, but Tzeentch.. A bird? Really?

Oh yeah dude, he's like a great big Pigeon of death, sittin' right up there on that poop-covered statue.

khaine ... only one an eldar player can.

Khorne. It's just so simple. So pure. But not very clean, sadly.

And seriously. A throne made of skulls sitting in a pool of blood(as I imagine it)? I think yes.

Y'know, you'd think that Khorne would get really bored.. he only exists to have mortals and daemons alike shed blood (lots, and lots of blood) and get skulls for him (none of which probably even go to him.. maybe he just gets an imaginary skull for each skull killed in his name). I mean seriously. The very things he exist for he NEVER does. Almost a contradiction, there. You'd think he'd decide to take on a mortal vessel every once in awhile.

I don't care. I get fun, no matter if he does or not.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Y'know, you'd think that Khorne would get really bored.. he only exists to have mortals and daemons alike shed blood (lots, and lots of blood) and get skulls for him (none of which probably even go to him.. maybe he just gets an imaginary skull for each skull killed in his name). I mean seriously. The very things he exist for he NEVER does. Almost a contradiction, there. You'd think he'd decide to take on a mortal vessel every once in awhile.

On lexicanum, doesn't it say that a swing from Khorne's blade would wipe out planets? I think he has more fun watching people killing in his name. Plus if he were to join in, everything would be gone! He does take a vessel in a sense, through his greater daemons as they are aspects of himself.

That's my two cents.

Maybe since he's the oldest of the gods, he's to old and cranky to do anything?

I would probably be Nurgle. I would be the only chaos god to be loved by something else. Plus Eldar goddess slave wouldn't be bad either.

On my good days I'd be more of a Tzeentch guy, and that's who I'd go with if I had to choose. But sometimes I'd be all about Slaanesh. And of course some days I'm in a chainaxe to the face kind of mood. No Nurgle love from me, but then I don't have to deal with too much in the way of despair.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Oh yeah dude, he's like a great big Pigeon of death, sittin' right up there on that poop-covered statue.

Sarcasm dude, sarcasm.

Ulthwé Shadowseer wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Oh yeah dude, he's like a great big Pigeon of death, sittin' right up there on that poop-covered statue.

Sarcasm dude, sarcasm.

Speculation.

Tzeentch
Simply because he's plotting everything- Including the moves of other Gods. And being able to plot like that takes an incredible mind, one I would dearly like to see in action.
b-('w')-d

I breed show budgies, and I named one Nurgle, I had a hard time explaining to the judge why it was called that. All the others in the competition
we named after romantic figures in Greek and Roman myths XD

Nurgle is my favorite Chaos god from my days of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay and I still have a great fondness for him and his grotesque followers. It could have something to do with my love of zombie movies as well. So, I have to give my endorsement to the Papa of Pestilence.

Slannesh
Sex, drugs, rock & roll baby!

boj0 wrote:Slannesh
Sex, drugs, rock & roll baby!

It's more of.. Pleasure and extreme feelings actually.

Corax wrote:

It's more of.. Pleasure and extreme feelings actually.

Well it could be argued that Slaaneshi followers are into EXTREME sex and the drugs to enhance it (I could see them dropping some ecstasy), and c'mon, Noise Marines aren't rocking?

boj0 wrote:

Corax wrote:

It's more of.. Pleasure and extreme feelings actually.

Well it could be argued that Slaaneshi followers are into EXTREME sex and the drugs to enhance it (I could see them dropping some ecstasy), and c'mon, Noise Marines aren't rocking?

Well, I 'spose when they first fell in with Slaanesh, they got off on Muse concerts, but now it takes just insane noise to get 'em going now. Surprising thing is, they ain't deaf. Ah well.

Their "home planet" should be renamed planet party.

That would be a helluva night..

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What, you think that planet would survive one night? However long a "night" is in the warp..

Khorne or Slaanesh for me. Martial honour or excessive indulgence?

Phototoxin wrote:Slaanesh - I could make money Hentai movies on the side!

Easy there bud. Family friendly site.

Nurgle. No more sickness. The downside, no more dates ever. Upside pet Nurglings.

Not true, you could always force a date, provided you hunt them down, outmaneuver them, and trap them in a box of appropriate size.

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

Phototoxin wrote:Slaanesh - I could make money Hentai movies on the side!

Easy there bud. Family friendly site.

Indeed.

Kid goes to Google: I wonder what that mea- OMG.

Parents then "discipline" child appropriatly

ChaosGalvatron wrote:Nurgle. No more sickness. The downside, no more dates ever. Upside pet Nurglings.

Do the SOB ever fall to Chaos, then?

I pray to the two greatest gods of Chaos.....Luck and Chance, the twin Dice Gods!

I think Khorne is like a MMO Player stuck at Level 99. He gets like 0.0000001 XP for every Skull and every load of blood spilt and he still has 1,000,000,000 XP to his next level.

Plus in his inventory he has the following items he cannot equip.

Lvl 100 Only - Super Brass Throne (Adds fountains of blood add-on)
Lvl 100 Only - Super Pyramid of Skulls (Instantly Doubles no of skulls looted from dead enemy)
Lvl 100 Only - Big Brass Chain Axe of Vitae (Insta-death infinite Damage immune to poison)
Lvl 100 Only - Pendant of Super Daemon "Summon a Daemon so powerful it kills all the other chaos gods"

No wonder he's angry he won't Level up until 50K comes around.

SLAANESH SLAANESH and SLAANESH who else?