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2010/12/08 19:34:52
Subject: What Kind of Things Would You Do As A Zombie?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Let us say the zombie apocalypse did come on by...and humans for the most part lost. Not utterly wiped out, but with the chance that you yourself have become a zombie.
Now assume you still have some modicum of free will as a zombie. You are a zombie, but a thinking one (think of Land of the Dead, or maybe Ugly Americans as a better example).
What would you do as a zombie?
I'd probably go read all the books I could (assuming I still had eyes).
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2010/12/08 19:42:44
Subject: What Kind of Things Would You Do As A Zombie?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Build myself a suit of powered armour and an underground base.
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2010/12/08 19:48:58
Subject: What Kind of Things Would You Do As A Zombie?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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I'd eat people...starting with Uwe boll.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
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<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/12/08 19:49:44
Subject: Re:What Kind of Things Would You Do As A Zombie?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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What would I do? Simple....chase all the super hot post apocalyptic broads and try to eat em!
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2010/12/08 19:49:59
Subject: What Kind of Things Would You Do As A Zombie?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Wait, I'm not now?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/12/08 19:50:22
Subject: What Kind of Things Would You Do As A Zombie?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Frazzled wrote:Wait, I'm not now?
Well, what are you doing right now?
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2010/12/08 20:16:24
Subject: What Kind of Things Would You Do As A Zombie?
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Join a reality TV show.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2010/12/08 20:19:09
Subject: What Kind of Things Would You Do As A Zombie?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Orlanth wrote:Join a reality TV show.
If you did..please let it be "Jersey Shore (?)"...I'd quite enjoy seeing that lot get eaten alive. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/12/08 23:01:19
Subject: Re:What Kind of Things Would You Do As A Zombie?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Id become the first tinfoil hat zombie. Id run around and make up crazy gak so everyone could still roll their eyes. If they had them still
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2010/12/08 23:05:43
Subject: What Kind of Things Would You Do As A Zombie?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'd probably start by stripping down to my birthday suit; it's rare that you can let it all hang out in public without being fined or put on some sort of register.
After my initial excitement, i'd probably stand around, maybe scratch my buttocks a bit, pick the bits of heavens knows what out of my belly button and flick it at passers by.
Haven't decided what to do after that...
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2010/12/09 15:20:58
Subject: Re:What Kind of Things Would You Do As A Zombie?
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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First: get sure that I wouldn't rot too soon (embalming fluid bath every week, and staying as much as possible in cold storage room.)
Then: find some cool clothes and weapons before cleaning the neighborhood from any other zombie.
finally: assemble a generator, get a working TV and DVD player and watching every possible movie.
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The Undying Spawn of Shub-Niggurath 