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A loosely-organized group of internet activists known as Anonymous announced on Sunday that it was declaring war on the meteorologic phenomenon known as snow. The hacker group, born out of the influential internet messageboard 4chan and responsible for the recent attacks against MasterCard and PayPal, explained in a statement that it would do everything in its power to shut snow down by attacking the Weather Channel and North Face websites, boycotting outerwear, and voting for the sun as Time’s 2010 Person Of The Year.


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I noticed this a while ago

Still not sure why, I though there were better targets to go after but knocking out the weather channel would be funny, so many would be unable to fall asleep!

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But I like snow.
   
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And with it, we can create

SNOWHAMMER 40k!

   
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WarOne wrote:And with it, we can create

SNOWHAMMER 40k!


Yes, instead of war there will be a massive snowball fight between the races were they reside in there respective snow forts.
   
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Cheesecat wrote:
WarOne wrote:And with it, we can create

SNOWHAMMER 40k!


Yes, instead of war there will be a massive snowball fight between the races were they reside in there respective snow planets.


Fixed it 4 u.

   
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WarOne wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
WarOne wrote:And with it, we can create

SNOWHAMMER 40k!


Yes, instead of war there will be a massive snowball fight between the races were they reside in there respective snow planets.


Fixed it 4 u.


In the grim darkness of the 40th millennium there is only snow.

(also instead of tanks race would use sleds, toboggans and snowmobiles)
   
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Cheesecat wrote:
WarOne wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
WarOne wrote:And with it, we can create

SNOWHAMMER 40k!


Yes, instead of war there will be a massive snowball fight between the races were they reside in there respective snow planets.


Fixed it 4 u.


In the grim darkness of the 40th millennium there is only snow.

(also instead of tanks race would use sleds, toboggans and snowmobiles)


Ohh...and Tyranids thirst after snow. Nothing else but biomasses of snow!

   
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WarOne wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
WarOne wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
WarOne wrote:And with it, we can create

SNOWHAMMER 40k!


Yes, instead of war there will be a massive snowball fight between the races were they reside in there respective snow planets.


Fixed it 4 u.


In the grim darkness of the 40th millennium there is only snow.

(also instead of tanks race would use sleds, toboggans and snowmobiles)


Ohh...and Tyranids thirst after snow. Nothing else but biomasses of snow!


Also Necrons have been frozen for millions of years but due to Global Warming the ice that had them once sealed them is melting away awakening the Necrons once again.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/12/14 03:21:49


 
   
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Cheesecat wrote:
WarOne wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
WarOne wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
WarOne wrote:And with it, we can create

SNOWHAMMER 40k!


Yes, instead of war there will be a massive snowball fight between the races were they reside in there respective snow planets.


Fixed it 4 u.


In the grim darkness of the 40th millennium there is only snow.

(also instead of tanks race would use sleds, toboggans and snowmobiles)


Ohh...and Tyranids thirst after snow. Nothing else but biomasses of snow!


Also Necrons have been frozen for millions of years but due to Global Warming the ice that had them once sealed them is melting away awakening the Necrons once again.


And the Snow Emperor is just a really big snowman that is melting really quickly! It takes billions of slaves just to roll snow up to his gigantic form and keep him in a semi-solid state!

   
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..I don't get it, it's snow?

 
   
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Eternal Plague

A Black Ram wrote:..I don't get it, it's snow?


Who snows?

   
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WarOne wrote:
A Black Ram wrote:..I don't get it, it's snow?


Who snows?


Punny Pun is Punny.

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It took all of 4 minutes for me to sit down, stare the sentence above, and understand the pun WarOne wrote.

 
   
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In your base, ignoring your logic.

A Black Ram wrote:..I don't get it, it's snow?


Its 4chan, they just do things that highschoolers find entertaining and laugh about it.
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

Does snow work like magnets?

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halonachos wrote:
A Black Ram wrote:..I don't get it, it's snow?


Its 4chan, they just do things that highschoolers find entertaining and laugh about it.


You dun did it now.

 
   
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A Black Ram wrote:It took all of 4 minutes for me to sit down, stare the sentence above, and understand the pun WarOne wrote.


Sorry. It's the blasted location of the 'k' and 's' keys. They are just abnormally close together.

   
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chowderhead13 wrote:Does snow work like magnets?


Or do Magnets work like Snow.......

Perplexing.

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In your base, ignoring your logic.

A Black Ram wrote:
halonachos wrote:
A Black Ram wrote:..I don't get it, it's snow?


Its 4chan, they just do things that highschoolers find entertaining and laugh about it.


You dun did it now.


Eh, I've done it before. Got the info of some anons out of it.
   
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halonachos wrote:
A Black Ram wrote:
halonachos wrote:
A Black Ram wrote:..I don't get it, it's snow?


Its 4chan, they just do things that highschoolers find entertaining and laugh about it.


You dun did it now.


Eh, I've done it before. Got the info of some anons out of it.


Is anon a scientific term?

   
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In your base, ignoring your logic.

Let's just say I got their name/number/address.

Oddly enought they were in Texas and Nebraska, I didn't know 4chan existed in Nebraska.
   
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WarOne wrote:
A Black Ram wrote:..I don't get it, it's snow?


Who snows?



Thats a pretty punny joke!

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God, snow is the worst: it's cold and makes driving a pain in the ass.

Down with snow!

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Pat that askala, O-H-I hate this stupid state

Kill it, kill it with... with.......fire?

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, its just a freight train coming your way!
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Vindicator#9 wrote:Kill it, kill it with... with.......fire?


Must be snow. Must fight snow with snow.

   
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Pfft, 4chan are just bandwagoneering - Global Warming has been fighting snow for ages.
   
 
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