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2010/12/16 04:04:38
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Oh the wheels of justice turn slowly but they grind finely! After all these years of waiting I am getting what is owed to me!
From: United Nations [mailto:------]
Sent: Friday, December 10, 2010 1:11 PM
Subject: UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION
Importance: High
You may not understand why this email came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.
This email is to all the people that have been scammed in many parts of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of Ўк2.5M GBP (TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS ONLY), This also includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems e.t.c.
We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this has been agreed upon and has been signed.
You are advised to contact Mr. Raymond Cheng head of RaiffeisenBank Bulgaria, FORIEGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT, as he is our representative in UNITED KINGDOM, contact him immediately for your payment of Ўк2.5M GBP (TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS ONLY) so he will state the process of remitting your funds to you. You are advice to get in contact with Mr. Raymond Cheng and provide him with your Full Name, Address and Phone number.
Mr. Raymond Cheng
Email: ------
Tel: ------
We are hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Fund.
Making the world a better place.
Regards,
Mr. Ban Ki-Moon
UN Secretary General
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2010/12/16 04:08:41
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Nigel Stillman
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Lol wut?
What will you spend your money on?
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2010/12/16 04:23:07
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2010/12/16 04:35:23
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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a meeting for the passed 7 months
Ho boy.
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Humans were put on this earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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2010/12/16 05:25:32
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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e.t.c.
How can you misspell "etc."?
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2010/12/16 05:28:58
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Nigel Stillman
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halonachos wrote: e.t.c.
How can you misspell "etc."?
I don't know, Team and Championship are pretty easy to spell but European sometimes messes people up.
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2010/12/16 06:42:43
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Vladsimpaler wrote:I don't know, Team and Championship are pretty easy to spell but European sometimes messes people up.
The only rule of the internet is that when someone gets catty about spelling they will feth up their own spelling. European taught me that.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2010/12/16 07:01:35
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Europe messes people up.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
I should spend the money on some high quality pharmaceuticals -- there's plenty of stuff on offer from Canada.
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2010/12/16 07:39:53
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
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Oh cool. You must feel on top of the world. I bet it's good to know Mr Ki-Moon wrote to you personally. Don't forget to receive our cheque you don't need an address only your bank details so that they can verify who you are.
If I had 3 wishes one of them would be for these internet scammers to all die. And anyone else who decides to take up the reigns afterwards.
I must get 7-10 emails a week saying my HSBC/Lloyds TSB/ Halifax (delete as appropriate) account has been suspended due to recent unauthorised activity and I must email them my account details so that they can do an "account verification".
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If I am not in my room, is it still my room? |
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2010/12/16 09:46:15
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Me too, often from banks where I don't have an account.
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2010/12/16 10:25:06
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:Oh the wheels of justice turn slowly but they grind finely! After all these years of waiting I am getting what is owed to me!
From: United Nations [mailto:------]
Sent: Friday, December 10, 2010 1:11 PM
Subject: UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION
Importance: High
You may not understand why this email came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.
This email is to all the people that have been scammed in many parts of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of Ўк2.5M GBP (TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS ONLY), This also includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems e.t.c.
We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this has been agreed upon and has been signed.
You are advised to contact Mr. Raymond Cheng head of RaiffeisenBank Bulgaria, FORIEGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT, as he is our representative in UNITED KINGDOM, contact him immediately for your payment of Ўк2.5M GBP (TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS ONLY) so he will state the process of remitting your funds to you. You are advice to get in contact with Mr. Raymond Cheng and provide him with your Full Name, Address and Phone number.
Mr. Raymond Cheng
Email: ------
Tel: ------
We are hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Fund.
Making the world a better place.
Regards,
Mr. Ban Ki-Moon
UN Secretary General
LOL best part! Automatically Appended Next Post: halonachos wrote: e.t.c.
How can you misspell "etc."?
Be from North Korea apparently. Do they have internets there?
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2010/12/16 10:34:43
Subject: Re:At last! Justice is served!
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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Well done Kid, you deserve every pence of it.
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PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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2010/12/16 14:44:55
Subject: Re:At last! Justice is served!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Wow and now Amnesty is recognizing everything I've done for human rights!
Good Day,
This is to notify you that Your email has qualified for you to receive an award of 1 Million Dollars and a Rolex wrist watch in the Amnesty International Online Promotion,which is jointly sponsored by Rolex.
Your email address was selected because you have visited one of our partner website in the last 90 days.Winners were selected through a computer ballot system,
Reply to this email with with following information:
1.Reference number: AI609778NK
2.Full Names:
3.Age:
4.Country:
5.Preferred colour of wrist watch:
Your verification officer will inform you of the next step to claim your Prize.Please note that this award is not compulsory,you may opt out by not responding to this email in 72 hours.
Congratulations
Award Committee
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2010/12/16 14:54:29
Subject: Re:At last! Justice is served!
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Dakka Veteran
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Sounds legit 
But seriously fill in fake info and reply, fun is to be had 
One of my brothers freinds started replying to random scamming attempts with infected jpg files....
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2010/12/16 17:14:48
Subject: Re:At last! Justice is served!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Gibbsey wrote:One of my brothers freinds started replying to random scamming attempts with infected jpg files....
But this clearly isn't a scam. Why would Kid_Kyoto do something so terrible to Amnesty international of all people? 
Also I think that Ban Ki-Moon can detect infected pjegs with his laser eyes.
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2010/12/16 17:27:42
Subject: Re:At last! Justice is served!
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
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Gibbsey wrote:Sounds legit
But seriously fill in fake info and reply, fun is to be had
One of my brothers freinds started replying to random scamming attempts with infected jpg files....
The moment you reply they know that they have got to you and the email address is sent around as a working email so is a viable one to bombard with crud.
I was reading an article about this and their methods are quite sohpisticated, yet simple. Bombard any and all email addresses their computer programs can create and keep records of email addresses that work and highlight the one's who reply. If you reply it is one of the worst things you can do.
They also set up quite good online protection because their "business" is worth a lot of money as enough people fall for these to make these ventures worthwhile. In some cases millions of dollars a year. We think it's funny that such a crap scam is sent out with spelling mistakes and grammar of a five year old but some people do reply, some people do think they have won or have got online banking issues so follow the scam in all innocence.
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If I am not in my room, is it still my room? |
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2010/12/16 17:36:03
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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At least there isn't 30 penile enlargement ads coming at you every day...
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2010/12/16 17:42:24
Subject: Re:At last! Justice is served!
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Dakka Veteran
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Elmodiddly wrote:Gibbsey wrote:Sounds legit
But seriously fill in fake info and reply, fun is to be had
One of my brothers freinds started replying to random scamming attempts with infected jpg files....
The moment you reply they know that they have got to you and the email address is sent around as a working email so is a viable one to bombard with crud.
I was reading an article about this and their methods are quite sohpisticated, yet simple. Bombard any and all email addresses their computer programs can create and keep records of email addresses that work and highlight the one's who reply. If you reply it is one of the worst things you can do.
They also set up quite good online protection because their "business" is worth a lot of money as enough people fall for these to make these ventures worthwhile. In some cases millions of dollars a year. We think it's funny that such a crap scam is sent out with spelling mistakes and grammar of a five year old but some people do reply, some people do think they have won or have got online banking issues so follow the scam in all innocence.
True, but thats if someone hasnt already sold your email to them
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2010/12/16 21:07:21
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I applied for a pay day loan.
Now my inbox is filled with offers. Worst thing is, as said above, if I click 'unsubscribe' I'm just confirming the addy is active, and I'll get moar spams.
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2010/12/16 21:09:59
Subject: Re:At last! Justice is served!
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Dakka Veteran
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Seriously when companies stop treating customer data as "assets" to be sold the world will be a much better place
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2010/12/17 10:15:11
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Nah, this isn't legit. Mr. Ban Ki-Moon has been out of a job for a while: he actually called me the other day to ask if I was interested in a no-expense spared holiday to Jamaica. I also get regular e-mails from the guy asking me if I want to buy a certain type of pill....
Clearly, he's getting desperate.
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2010/12/17 13:45:32
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Dakka Veteran
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Dastardly Dave wrote:Nah, this isn't legit. Mr. Ban Ki-Moon has been out of a job for a while: he actually called me the other day to ask if I was interested in a no-expense spared holiday to Jamaica. I also get regular e-mails from the guy asking me if I want to buy a certain type of pill....
Clearly, he's getting desperate.
Plus i think he's losing it, i mean the other day he was rambling on about how he is a Nigerian prince!
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2010/12/17 16:00:20
Subject: At last! Justice is served!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Worship me. |
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2010/12/18 01:26:34
Subject: Re:At last! Justice is served!
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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You guys are lucky, all I get is some random woman asking if I want to see her topless on facebook.
Oh the humanity.
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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The Undying Spawn of Shub-Niggurath 