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On a boat, Trying not to die.

After watching the new Trojan Vibrations advertisement (NSFW), I realized how stupid commercials are.

Does anyone else feel the same way?

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Link didn't work for me.


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Wait, that was the commercial I thought it was going to be. My dad and I laughed at this commercial and said TV has come so far

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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Link didn't work for me.


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Wait, that was the commercial I thought it was going to be. My dad and I laughed at this commercial and said TV has come so far

Did it blow your hair back?

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The link just brought me to Youtube's home page, but I'm assuming you're talking about that stupid oil ad, with the "blow your hair back" comment.

Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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Link didn't work,but I'm assuming it was the "personal massager" commercial you linked to.
I found it funny that the guy at the end of the commercial celebrates when his wife informs him that she received not one but three "personal massagers"...it's almost as if he's saying " Yes!! Now I don't have to deal with you anymore."

Overall,I find the majority of commercials to be silly,they either seem completely out of touch with reality or fall into simple formulas of fear peddling,joining the heard or delusional fantasy..


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lol commercials are so dull these days

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Just out of interest what does NSFW mean?
   
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EagleArk wrote:Just out of interest what does NSFW mean?


Not Safe For Work


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My dad also made fun that the guy celebrated having three. I don't remember his words, but it was NSFW

   
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FITZZ wrote:
EagleArk wrote:Just out of interest what does NSFW mean?


Not Safe For Work


Thanks!

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This tops on the stupid-meter in relevance to commercials



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We call them adverts on this side of the pond.

NSFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4jYGthGS8g

Funny but pretty stupid advert.

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I happen to think that GEICO commericlas are some of the most tolerable ads these days, and sometimes genuinely funny

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Lord-Loss wrote:We call them adverts on this side of the pond.

NSFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4jYGthGS8g

Funny but pretty stupid advert.


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Also, the Jack in the Box ads are some of the funniest ones on the air.

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Has anyone else noticed in recent years superbowl ads getting less and less funny?
   
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Yup. I don't watch anymore, tune out to talk/hang w/ friends, even super bowl commercials are bleh. Thank goodness the super bowl is sometimes good.

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This guy......is smart
 
   
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I either mute commercials or watch everything on DVR so I can fast forward.

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loranafaeriequeen wrote:I either mute commercials or watch everything on DVR so I can fast forward.


Yeah, me too.

Unless its a live sports event I never watch commercials, and they're all for beer(which I love) and Viagra(which I really don't need).

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loranafaeriequeen wrote:I either mute commercials or watch everything on DVR so I can fast forward.


QFT. I never watch live TV anymore - everything is set to record so I can watch it when I get time to. My dad does the same thing, we just hate commercials to the point where we'll skip past 'em.

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Global Shop Direct is the main source of pain for me. If their products were actually worth what they cost, then they'd be more bearable.

On a side note, they might as well be doing this, only not as funny.

   
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asimo77 wrote:I happen to think that GEICO commericlas are some of the most tolerable ads these days, and sometimes genuinely funny



Me too man. The little gecko is just funny. That one where the woman mistakes him for some other fella is just great
   
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Whenever I load up on-line content from across the pond I get thirty second commercials about Glee, electric cars, tiny pizzas and an unemployed guy doing interviews for a big company. Gaaaaah!



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The commercial that crushed my soul ( )




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just to prove that advertisments are all lies!!!





 
   
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Tim the Biovore wrote:Global Shop Direct is the main source of pain for me. If their products were actually worth what they cost, then they'd be more bearable.

On a side note, they might as well be doing this, only not as funny.



This is quite awesome

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youbedead wrote:


your ears will bleed



I had no idea that simply putting on and removing my shoes was going to become such a hurdle later in life.
...And when did Gilbert Godfrey start doing commercial voice overs??...My god what genius decided that was a good idea?..." Shut up Gilbert...these people are old and your scaring the hell out of them."


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FITZZ wrote: The commercial that crushed my soul ( )




Who says punk died

And Trojan commercials could be less ridiculous if we weren't so squeamish as a society. Even the Adam and Eve ads that run on Comedy Central are stupidly tame.

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@ Cannerus.

Punk didn't die...however some of it's early pioneers going from " I want to destroy the passerby" to " My this butter is lovely." may indeed indicate that punk is now incurably senile.

Also, I agree with you 100% concerning "Morality issues" causing Trojan (and other) adds to come across as simply silly.


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