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2011/01/01 23:00:39
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
Eye of Terror
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if you watch the show deadliest warrior what would you like some fan made matches to be?
here are my takes:
-Ninja vs Rajput Warrior
-Captain Blackbeard Vs Hugues de Payens (First Templar Grand Master)
-Tuetonic Knight VS Roman praetorian
-Phalanx unit Vs Palpal Guard
-German Beserker vs Mamluk
those who dont what deadliest warrior is here is the link:
http://www.spike.com/show/31082
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2011/01/01 23:02:10
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 
I kid
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2011/01/01 23:05:06
Subject: Re:deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
Eye of Terror
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Knights Templar vs Hashashin
Knights Hospitaller vs Swiss Pikemen
Teutonic Knights vs Landsknecht
Cataphract vs Mamluk
Scottish Jacobites vs Daniel Morgan's Rangers
Red Coats vs Conquistadors
Arcani vs Preventores
English Longbowman vs Scottish Highlander
National Guard vs British Territorial Army
Delta Force vs SAS
SIS vs GRU
Irish Elite Rangers Wing vs Black Watch
Russian Navy Commando vs Chinese Black Panther Infantry
Mossad vs Stasi
Hannibal vs Saladin
Napolean vs Richard the Lionhearted
Crusader vs Seli Knight
Secret Service vs Swiss Guard
a few more
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2011/01/02 01:13:35
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Zombie vs Robot vs Monkey vs Pirate vs Ninja
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2011/01/02 01:15:50
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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DakkaDakka vs. Librarium Online
Games Workshop vs. Chapter House
Bartertown vs. Rogue Market
Let the smackdown commence!
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2011/01/02 01:19:47
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris
Jet Lee vs Jackie Chan
Agent Tex vs Agent Washington
John 117 vs Noble 6
God vs God
Jensen Ackles (Dean) vs that Twilight guy.
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2011/01/02 01:27:11
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Bruce Lee vs anyone.
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Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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2011/01/02 01:34:37
Subject: Re:deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Savage Khorne Berserker Biker
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Marneus Calgar Vs. Chuck Norris
The battle would rage on for months until a black hole was created by the awsomeness and swallowed the universe.
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2011/01/02 01:35:50
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Or chuck Norris would rip Marneus head off and throw it off a cliff and laugh as it fell. Chuck Norris is the Emperor DAMN IT!
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/01/02 01:37:28
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Blade vs The main Twilight vampire guy
Van Hesling vs Twilight Guy
Blade vs Van Helsing vs Twilight Guy
Jack Bauer vs James Bond
Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin
Marge Simpson vs Lois Griffin
Bart vs Chris
Lisa vs Meg
Maggie vs Stewie
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/02 01:38:33
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Avatar 720 wrote:Blade vs The main Twilight vampire guy
Van Hesling vs Twilight Guy
Blade vs Van Helsing vs Twilight Guy
Jack Bauer vs James Bond
Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin
Marge Simpson vs Lois Griffin
Bart vs Chris
Lisa vs Meg
Maggie vs Stewie
Easy
Blade Wins
Van Helsing wings
Blade and Van Helsing don't fight each other and beat the crap out of the Twilight Guy
Jack Bauer kills James.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/01/02 01:52:56
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's Blade vs Van Helsing vs Twilight guy; they have to fight after they rip the Twilight guy's guts out.
And why does Jack win? The first three are easy to understand, this one isn't so much.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/02 02:00:08
Subject: Re:deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Deadliest warrior is a crappy History channel wannabe with a craptastically broken game.
George Washington vs. Samurai would be something I could endure watching.
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2011/01/02 02:09:30
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Knight in full plate Vs Samurai.
Just to shut people up that Samurai were all that and a bag of potato chips.
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2011/01/02 04:02:33
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Tunneling Trygon
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Abraham Lincoln vs Vampire
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2011/01/02 04:18:57
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Calculating Commissar
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Green Beret VS SEAL
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2011/01/02 04:31:08
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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If the show pitted fictional characters/warriors against each other or animals against various human foes (fictional or otherwise) it would be way better.
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 "Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
 "They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
 "Let the galaxy burn!"
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2011/01/02 16:28:04
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Happygrunt wrote:Green Beret VS SEAL
SAS Vs Delta Force.
Oh no hold on, they actually did that one in real life. Delta Force got their arses kicked. Again and again.
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2011/01/02 16:31:35
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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corpsesarefun wrote:Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler
I kid
I laughed so hard it hurt. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/02 16:34:17
Subject: Re:deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Stormin' Stompa
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Pirate VS Ninja. End the debate forever. Automatically Appended Next Post: Avatar 720 wrote:It's Blade vs Van Helsing vs Twilight guy; they have to fight after they rip the Twilight guy's guts out.
And why does Jack win? The first three are easy to understand, this one isn't so much.
Depends on which James Bond. Jack could never beat Sean or Pierce. Not sure about the one time only Bonds.
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2011/01/02 16:40:43
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Imperial Storm trooper VS LA Gang banger.
VS
 Automatically Appended Next Post: ........Wait!!...I thought of a better one..
VS
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/01/02 16:55:50
"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/02 17:53:40
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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corpsesarefun wrote:Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler
I kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA 
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2011/01/02 17:55:45
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Lol. Derelict wins.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/01/02 23:27:04
Subject: Re:deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Pirate VS Ninja. End the debate forever.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Avatar 720 wrote:It's Blade vs Van Helsing vs Twilight guy; they have to fight after they rip the Twilight guy's guts out.
And why does Jack win? The first three are easy to understand, this one isn't so much.
Depends on which James Bond. Jack could never beat Sean or Pierce. Not sure about the one time only Bonds.
Sean, Pierce and Roger were the ones i'm mainly on about. George, Timtohy and Daniel not so much.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/02 23:36:31
Subject: Re:deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Pirate VS Ninja. End the debate forever.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Avatar 720 wrote:It's Blade vs Van Helsing vs Twilight guy; they have to fight after they rip the Twilight guy's guts out.
And why does Jack win? The first three are easy to understand, this one isn't so much.
Depends on which James Bond. Jack could never beat Sean or Pierce. Not sure about the one time only Bonds.
Have you ever seen Bond cry because he's having a hard day? No. Therefore Jack Bauer would merely have 24 hours to arrange his funeral.
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2011/01/02 23:44:54
Subject: Re:deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Stormin' Stompa
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Avatar 720 wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Pirate VS Ninja. End the debate forever.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Avatar 720 wrote:It's Blade vs Van Helsing vs Twilight guy; they have to fight after they rip the Twilight guy's guts out.
And why does Jack win? The first three are easy to understand, this one isn't so much.
Depends on which James Bond. Jack could never beat Sean or Pierce. Not sure about the one time only Bonds.
Sean, Pierce and Roger were the ones i'm mainly on about. George, Timtohy and Daniel not so much.
Damn. How could I forget Roger 
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2011/01/04 21:14:16
Subject: Re:deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Kovnik
Bristol
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Snape Vs Dumbledor- Never mind
I'd actually quite like to see-
The team of Deadliest Warrior vs the Experts they bring in every episode
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
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2011/01/04 23:19:15
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Yellin' Yoof
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I used to watch even though their methods of determination were so irrational and broken. But when the swithblade beat out the Bowie knife I just couldn't watch ever again.
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2011/01/04 23:29:40
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Imperial Executor class super star destroyer vs Emperor class battleship.
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2011/01/05 04:20:42
Subject: deadliest warrior fan made matches
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Cerberus vs. Mike Vick
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My CF blog 
