4 word story

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**BigWaaagh**

your rider lawn mower

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through the car wash

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in Albuquerque while listening

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for your mom calling

**Lupus Mortem**

her latest boy toy

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a spiritual growth instructor.

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Bagwan Shree Rajneesh and

**Lupus Mortem**

Keith Richards live-in nurse

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really knew how to

**Lupus Mortem**

jam on the accordion

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at karaoke nights down

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by the Ganjes river.

**Lupus Mortem**

Meanwhile, on Vigilus the

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Supreme Commandant had just

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made love to a

**ChargerIIC**

Ork bred Genestealer Warrior

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because she came on

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to the planet with

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with those faraway eyes.

**BigWaaagh**

Planetary obliteration isn't really

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a viable option considering

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You'd need a permit.

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Interesting fact, Games Workshop

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accidentally sued itself over

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violating Asimov's copyrights on

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space marine jockstraps and

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various shoulder pad insignia.

**Lupus Mortem**

Malifaux players are being

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eaten by savage ducks

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with big gnarly teeth