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Does anyone else like to mess with people on Facebook, who think that nothing happens if it isn't shared on that site?

Recently, I changed my Status to In a Relationship. When people started freaking out about it and asking who the lucky lady was, I told them that me and the Weighted Companion Cube were very happy together. A couple hours later, I changed my status to Single, and wrote "She broke my heart, so I tossed her into the furnace".

Anyone done anything similar?

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
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In the Wasteland

I wouldn't dare. they will look strange at me, and will "have a talk" about it with me.




 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

I am in a open relationship with food.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Erm....no. Can't say that I do.

I just troll the creationists.
   
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Rogers, CT

I 'like' every single thing that I post.
But I rarely go on. Dakka is 500% more interesting

   
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Monstrous Master Moulder




Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

Funny, but the best thing to do is comment on someone's status "Hitler was right", "McDonald's should make burgers out of puppies", or some other horrible thing, then wait for people to post "Dave, you're horrible!", ect, then delete your original comment and post "What'd I do? Why are you all so mean?"

aka be a troll.

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This guy......is smart
 
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Mr Mystery wrote:Erm....no. Can't say that I do.

I just troll the creationists.



Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Slarg232 wrote:Does anyone else like to mess with people on Facebook, who think that nothing happens if it isn't shared on that site?

Recently, I changed my Status to In a Relationship. When people started freaking out about it and asking who the lucky lady was, I told them that me and the Weighted Companion Cube were very happy together. A couple hours later, I changed my status to Single, and wrote "She broke my heart, so I tossed her into the furnace".

Anyone done anything similar?


I like this idea.

Unfortunatly I see practically everyone one on that damn thing everyday at 6th form and don't really care to have to explain more of my actions or defend myself from a new line of abuse.

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Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
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Arlington, Texas

I was in a relationship with "everyone in the universe" at one point

Worship me. 
   
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I was in a relationship with "everyone in the universe" at one point


I suppose you got nagged alot by all the wimminz, then, huh?

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

I would if I gave a damn enough to actually post there. But I don't. feth social networking. Hell I only joined Twitter so that I could listen to tweets from game producers and only then because they were too lazy to put updates elsewhere themselves.

The idea of toying with people on facebook is appealing, but I am a naturally lazy person...

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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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Houston, Tx

I typically have "I wish I could break [name]'s neck right now. " or depressing comments like "If life is a gift there needs to be a return policy on it!"

Some people are just controlled by Facebook...

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Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them.  
   
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The Great State of New Jersey

Slarg232 wrote:Does anyone else like to mess with people on Facebook, who think that nothing happens if it isn't shared on that site?

Recently, I changed my Status to In a Relationship. When people started freaking out about it and asking who the lucky lady was, I told them that me and the Weighted Companion Cube were very happy together. A couple hours later, I changed my status to Single, and wrote "She broke my heart, so I tossed her into the furnace".

Anyone done anything similar?


ROFLMAO!!! I am so doing this.

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Burtucky, Michigan

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I was in a relationship with "everyone in the universe" at one point



So then......we did it?
   
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Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

KingCracker wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I was in a relationship with "everyone in the universe" at one point



So then......we did it?


This intergalactic orgy does not bear thinking about.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

Emperors Faithful wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I was in a relationship with "everyone in the universe" at one point



So then......we did it?


This intergalactic orgy does not bear thinking about.


List of Things to do Before I Die:
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Mr Mystery, can you show me where the creationists are? I wish to join you.
   
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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Tim the Biovore wrote:Mr Mystery, can you show me where the creationists are? I wish to join you.


Surely leading you to a facebook page he trolls on will remove MDG's air of mystery?
   
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corpsesarefun wrote:
Tim the Biovore wrote:Mr Mystery, can you show me where the creationists are? I wish to join you.


Surely leading you to a facebook page he trolls on will remove MDG's air of mystery?


And that, we can not abide.

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Aye, I suppose you're right.
   
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Kamloops, BC

I sometimes write creepy comments about how "fine looking" some of the girls at my high school are. I also befriended all the popular kids that I don't talk to from my school as well, instead of my real friends as well befriending all my family members

except my mom (did it as a joke). My mom also spams my wall with the worst family photos she can think of at the time, in the pictures the lighting is horrible making it hard to pick out the details, everyone looks stoned, I have a creepy pedophile

grin, it's blurry and half the family members didn't stand still while the photo was taken.
   
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Chicago, Illinois

Slarg232 wrote:Does anyone else like to mess with people on Facebook, who think that nothing happens if it isn't shared on that site?

Recently, I changed my Status to In a Relationship. When people started freaking out about it and asking who the lucky lady was, I told them that me and the Weighted Companion Cube were very happy together. A couple hours later, I changed my status to Single, and wrote "She broke my heart, so I tossed her into the furnace".

Anyone done anything similar?

yep. I like screwing with people. Its a gift.
I do it so well.

Anyway. I do alot of stupid things. Someone says use the force. I respond. "I Don't use the force, I just use force."
Or they start talking to me and I start to say, "So i've been having trouble lately." And I copy and paste from a teen drama website XD.
Then I post random pictures with absolutely nothing to do with me. Its Hilarious, because people say wtf and ask what the hell is that! Then I don't care.

I have liked almost everything on facebook by activating a bot that only does one thing presses either yes or no. its funny. then i got cleverbot and mess around there and post that crap on there just to see the reactions of other people.

Facebook is not where I connect its where I mess around with everyone and basically give everyone the finger XD

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No, I avoid social networks like the bloody plague.
   
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A post Brexit Wasteland

Chavs+Facebook = entertainment!
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Soladrin wrote:No, I avoid social networks like the bloody plague.


I tend to agree, if I have something to say, I say it in person, over the phone, e-mail or on DakkaDakka.
   
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Arlington, Texas

Slarg232 wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I was in a relationship with "everyone in the universe" at one point


I suppose you got nagged alot by all the wimminz, then, huh?


Not really, though my check at IHoP the next day was enormous.

Avatar 720 wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I was in a relationship with "everyone in the universe" at one point



So then......we did it?


This intergalactic orgy does not bear thinking about.


List of Things to do Before I Die:
Do it with Cannerus - Check!


Now don't everyone gets my hopes up

Worship me. 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I was in a relationship with "everyone in the universe" at one point


I suppose you got nagged alot by all the wimminz, then, huh?


Not really, though my check at IHoP the next day was enormous.

Avatar 720 wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I was in a relationship with "everyone in the universe" at one point



So then......we did it?


This intergalactic orgy does not bear thinking about.


List of Things to do Before I Die:
Do it with Cannerus - Check!


Now don't everyone gets my hopes up


Congratulations Cannerus you are the worlds first Omniphile!
   
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Arlington, Texas

corpsesarefun wrote:Congratulations Cannerus you are the worlds first Omniphile!


LOL!

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Chicago, Illinois

I also like saying to girls, One of my friends is in love with you. And they start asking who. And then I ignore them. XD

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