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So, you're an Ork Warboss. Without an external threat, your Waaagh! is going to wear itself out as good natured fratricide gives way to open warfare amonst the tribes. What sort of edict would you issue to restrain gangs of Lootas from cannibalizing the motor-pool of your Bad Moon tankaz? What would you do before your next election to show your opponent that you're boss, and the electorate that you have their mandate?

The first order of business is to find something new to Waaagh! at. Failing that a crafty Warboss might make one up.

I think once the Waaagh! has started a Warboss can always jump into the warp randomly in order to try and find something to fight.

Another good tip is to kill/eat/send off on a suicide mission any other Orks that look like they want to run against you in the next "election" / coup.

Fight Leviathan, that will preoccupy your ork's for a very very long time.

What would you do before your next election to show your opponent that you're boss, and the electorate that you have their mandate?

Vote? Mandate? We're talking about orks here right?

In said situation the ork warboss's priorities should go accordingly:

1. Beat said competition/opponent to a bloody pulp, hang his head from his boss pole showing that he's the dominant ork.

2. proceed to do the same to said Loota and Bad Moon leaders.

3. With both clans gathered around you yell loudly "SHUT DA HELL UP YA STUPID GITS!!! I'M BIGGEST SO IZ DA BOSS!!! ANYWON DAT DONT TINK SO, BRING IT ON!!!"

4. Proceed to find something your now stabilized WAAAAAGH!!!! can rip apart and stomp into the ground.

5. Repeat steps accordingly.



remember: greenest is meanest!

Iff'n ya kan't krump da gitz wut are too blinkered ta see oo's da biggist an' oo's in charge, or too stoopid to do whatcha sez, den you ain't runnin a proppa WAAAGH! Wut iz ya doin' mukkin' about wiffout nuffin' to fight, anywayz? Mebbe I ougtta be runnin dis outfit!

ELEKSHUNS?! POL RESULTZ?! WOTS DAT ALL ABOUT

get the meks to tinker with a tellyporta to open up a warp rift, hey presto instant demonic incursion to keep the lads busy and who knows if its big enough some of dem grey beakies wiv da mind powerz might show up too!

xXSir MontyXx wrote:Fight Leviathan, that will preoccupy your ork's for a very very long time.

Gork's gift to Orks right there. Or was it Mork?

Edict?
Scream at the top of your lungs and shoot anyone looking at you funny.

Find the biggest ardest thing there is n smash its face in, if you are the biggest ardest thing then smash in the faces of smaller runtier things. For an ork warboss i think that works about as well as the way we vote now....wait actually no it probly works better lol

purplefood wrote:Edict?
Scream at the top of your lungs and shoot anyone looking at you funny.

Yes. Or send Ghazzy at it, which is the average Ork taktik.