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I am watching Starship Troopers.

Seen it before but still what a great movie!
Second was ok i guess but the third was aweful.

What went wrong....

Khornholio wrote:@Shadowbrand First tourney, eh? You're going to meet some characters that you'd never expect to meet as you think you've probably met all the characters you'd ever meet through gaming.

TFG - Level 10. Probably from out of town.

Land Squid guy - 100 7-11 buritos too many has morphed this guy into a shreiking wobbly pile of 40K goo.

My blind friend painted my army guy - It'll give you a boost of confidence in your own painting abilities.

"I did shower this morning!!!!" guy - At first, you're like huh?, but then you're like "P-U, bud!" When he left his roomate Oscar the grouch in the garbage can that morning he must've forgotten to brush his teeth or stumbled into a pond of cat pee.

Creepy Black Metal/Satanist guy - He plays Chaos. His figures are very detailed. He is Creepy.

Stoner guy - "What, man?! Is it my turn already?!! Far-out!"

Little Kid - 12 years old. Screams. Hates losing. You'll get a chance to play him. 50/50 chance Mom is hot.

Good Luck!

Place me in the creepy metal guy section if you don`t mind. Ah yes all the fun people one meets in Tournaments

You can't close this thread down.

When i'm pissed off I just read this thread and end up thinking "Well atleast it's not that bad."

Back.

Had two games against UltraSmurfs and IG.

Won one tied a second.

@Little lord I am proud of you. The Norse respect stamina.

I can actually recall the day I had a game with Mettalifan. Back when I had my winter themed IG. I waited at the game shop their, I recently made two young kids, Orks and Chaos hate my piss as I pretty much tabled them singlehandedly.

Then running across the street comes mettalifan. I probably looked stoned due to lack of sleep. But I shook his hand and had him a game.

And this was the one time marbo died in a fashion OTHER then blowing himself up. He got ran over.

So this is awesome.

My poison ivy spread from the inside of my left wrist to my forehead, left eye, the left side of my chest, and the left side of my stomach.

And it is creeping uo my arm as well.

. You. Poison. Ivy.

Were you like rolling around in it or something?

Whatever you do. Do. Not. Wack. Off GES!

Lord-Loss wrote:Whatever you do. Do. Not. Wack. Off GES!

Hahaha, probably too late.

In either case, it's going to be a long couple of days for an already sex-starved 14 year old.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I did it.

I won, Dakka. I beat him. But I did it MY way.

I walked in this morning with a plan. He was just standing their with a big stupid grin on his face, and his mates all around him. "Ready to die?", he asked. I just looked back. I have to admit I do hurt all over, because I took those hits like a man. First he went for the stomach, then the legs, then the head, with all his gang cheering him on. Then, after a few minutes, he stops. He stands back. He smiles. And I play my ace in the hole.
I laugh.
I just stood their and laughed, Dakka. I just laughed. And I don't know why, but in that moment I knew no matter how much it hurt I would take it, because I'm Little lord fething Fauntleroy and I was born to make my stand, and in the end it doesn't matter where I made it, but that I was there and that I was still standing in the end.

By this time he's desperate. He's hitting me without cease or respite, and I'm on my knee's because my sides are literally splitting. The bell goes, and he's so creeped out that he runs off. But before he does, he aks me one question, "What are you?" And I answer him.


Me.

too bad you couldnt finish the whole thing off with a real Tyler Durden flourish... wait till he's catching his breath/about to run away, when you pounce on him, and as you are laughing, shake all that loose blood onto him saying, "You dont know where ive been!!" over and over

@Vladsimpaler: Feth you. I'm fifteen dumbass. I don't know why I have to keep telling people that.
Get your facts staright.

@Lord-Loss: It's on my arms and stomach, not my hands. I think I'm good.

@Shadowbrand: The day I noticed it I took some Benadryll, fell asleep before I put a gauze pad on the rash to cover/contain it
and ended up rubbing it on my face when I woke up, after I had rubbed it on my chest while sleeping.
I prolly got it, once again, while walking my dogs. You know what, my fething lazy ass brother can do it from now on.


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@Ensis Ferrae: Beat you to it. Check last page.

Just got off work.

We have a patient that is famous in our hospital. (I can't name names do to HIPPA)



I honestly am glad I'm not rich and/or famous sometimes.

I enjoy having real problems, not making up silly ones.



PS - i hope I'm not seeing trolling for closing this thread.
This is the most benign thread ever, and its popular.

Bolt pistol don't have breaches. I was fiddling with one of my scot models and oticed this. I checked the others.
Same. Same on all scout bolt pistols, same on IG bolt pistols.

Weird.

What is a breach?

I can only assume it's some weird Gun Freak talk.

It's where the empty shell casing comes out from after it has been fired.

I found this, horribly put together and painted Rhino.

I'm gonna strip the paint, then freeze it over night in a deep freeze. I know it was made of zappa gap. So if I make the gak brittle I can break it apart.

Plan is make a Space Wolf Rhino!

Gun Freak talk?

Granted its breech, but its simply proper terminology.

You trollin' boy? Or you just scared of words you don't understand or freedoms you can't experience?

(was that to much)

@Scout I've noticed this, but it could be intentional. A breach only has to be exposed when a shell has to come out. So when the slide goes back it could expose the chamber/breech to allow for an ejecting shell. Look at the AR15 of the US military, it has a locking cover until a round is chambered.

@CitizenPrime: Thanks for pointing out the spelling. I don't even see a slide though on the models.
Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

Also, add the laughing smiley to tone it down a bit.

Off to bed. Prednisone takes a lot outta you.

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You're a good kid Scout.

PS - Not to get all medical, but Prednisone is a steroidal. Think of it as a booster to your body. Something maybe taking it outta you, but its not that. Nite.

Why does my post keep being attached to the previous post when someone has already posted after me and I want to reply to that???????

Zap-a-gap Rhino?

@Little Lord: Good on ya . Coincidentally, I just went to a boxing match and witnessed a left hook that would break your jaw quick smart. Nasty punch that guy has.

OH MY SWEET JEZUS YES!

I just signed the contract for my new job, that I'm starting next weekend, and I'm getting payed hundreds more then I was expecting.

I also bought me my first car which I'm getting this friday (Toyota starlet)

And I might be moving out within the year.

To much good stuff in a row, something has to go wrong soon or it wouldn't be right.

Maybe you'll get testicular torsion? Really puts a dampener on your day.

Shadowbrand wrote:Then running across the street comes metallifan. I probably looked stoned due to lack of sleep. But I shook his hand and had him a game.

Actually, I thought you looked stoned because you were stoned. It's what I would've done

And this was the one time marbo died in a fashion OTHER then blowing himself up. He got ran over.

Hey, that Rhino flattened him GOOD

Just got back from camping, and let me tell you, 45 MPH winds in a pop up camper is not a fun time.....

Hell yea, egg's and bacon for breakfast!

You haven't lived till you listened to this while eating your breakfast.

Shadowbrand wrote:Hell yea, egg's and bacon for breakfast!

You haven't lived till you listened to this while eating your breakfast.

Bacon and Eggs are hurtin' old.

It's all about Hangover Breakfast Nachos now.

Get a bag of either Tostitos Large Rounds, or else the bargain brand giant triangles. lay them out on a pan evenly.

scramble 6-8 eggs, fry up a pan of frozen string/shredded hashbrowns, 2 cups of -real- bacon bits (None of that powdered crap), dice and fry 1/2 a yellow onion mixed with 1/2 pound of ground beef & 1 tsp chili powder. Finally, grind up enough marble cheese to coat the whole mess. mix everything together and layer it on top of the chips, then cover everything with cheese. Toss in oven and bake until the cheese is melted. Add plenty of hotsauce or salsa, then watch as your hangover magically disappears while you chow down. The pan should weigh close to 12 pounds when you're all done, so you'll have lots to get through

I've sat down with a pan and two buddies and we couldn't finish it in one sitting. THREE OF US could not finish one pan of these things. Best half-drunk idea we've ever had though, and the first one that didn't hurt! My one buddy wants to start a bar or a pub, and if he does, we've agreed that Breakfast Nachos are going on the menu

Bah, theirs better gak to life then being hungover 24/7.

Shadowbrand wrote:Bah, theirs better gak to life then being hungover 24/7.

Exactly. And that's why there're Hangover Breakfast Nachos - to cure your hangover in a quick and effective fashion so that you can get to said gak faster

Those help you? I almost gave up drinking all on its own. I was tired of waking up feeling like gak.