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Well, I finally asked someone out, only trouble i'm having is the answer I got back; it didn't really sound to me like she's interested in me, but it didn't sound as if she wasn't either, and I can't tell a thing from conversations.
If anyone fluent in this most mysterious of languages could help me decipher what this could mean then I would be eternally grapefruit.
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...Yeah, i'm quite bored right now...
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Neutral answers highly depend on the tone of the response. If it was elongated and filled with pauses, it says that she's uncertain and may not be entirely interest in you. If it was the opposite, then that is a good thing. Learning to read body language is also a very key thing.
Things to take note on the date:
- Eye contact. Where is she looking when she's talking to you?
- Posture. Is she more open by being more "upfront" or more reserved and pulled back?
I might be forgetting some others that some more experienced Dakka members should fill in on
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Devil Jay: [appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha! Man, what the f*** are you waiting for? She went for the set up. Reach in your pants and pull your c*** out, bitch! Girls like that kinda s***.
Devil Jay 2: [appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your d*** out, but we bitch-slapped that motherf***** and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Let it rip boy...
[Both devils disappear]
Angel Jay: [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Jesus loves the little children...
[Stops singing]
Angel Jay: Oh sorry I'm late. So what's the deal here?
[looks down at Jay's erection]
Angel Jay: Oh s***! Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your d*** at that fine piece of woman, are you?
[Jay nods. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]
Angel Jay: Tell you what... Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your d*** out.
[Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Silent Bob shakes his head]
Angel Jay: That's it boy, put the d*** down. You gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv-bulls***'s gonna work for this one. Be smooth. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Now I gotta beat the s*** out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Remember: Don't pull your d*** out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG...
[disappears]
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You really are new here, people ask for the bad romantic advice all the time.
Monster Rain wrote:
Deadshane1 wrote:Within the first 10 min of the date, show her your junk.
Make sure you say something romantic, like:
"Are you gonna this or what?"
mattyrm wrote:Say something romantic like
"Get yer gums around me plums"
She will be putty in your hands.. honest!
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Walk over and say, "I'm Rich"
Tell me if you're single after that
Vladsimpaler wrote:Tell her that you would go gay for her
srs
Perkustin wrote:Just punch her in the face, she might like it..... Failing that stick your willy in her drink when shes gone to the toilet, then when she comes back say you needed to cool it down cos it couldn't take her lady heat... Infact dont do that, it only works if your manhood is impressively tiny like mine.
But seriously body language would be what gives it away the most. That's why asking over stuff like MSN and throwing down your favorite emoticon doesn't work. If it was in person they could be genuinely uninteresting or maybe just a little shy. The more important thing is that asking here won't get you anywhere, the person you should be asking is them not a bunch of relative strangers on the internet.
Absolutely Infinite Have now come to the conclusion that anyone asking for personal advice on Dakka deserves everything they get.
Dear Marge My laundry is dirty and I feel compelled to air it in the most public of places, and be exposed to the most cruel torment and ridicule! What should I do? Yours Anxious, Deepstick-in-the-Mire
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this or what?"
