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Bit melodramatic, but look....seriously!

First of all, I present to you Cyberdyne Yes folks, those maniacs have actually named a Robotics Company....Cyberdyne. Oh, and they even saw fit to name their 'robot suit'....Hal.

Next up, can any guess what the UK Military Satellite Network is called? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Skynet. No. Really. Skynet.

And if that's not tempting fate enough, the boffins have now come up with a way for Robots to communicate and learn from each other

So, if you don't mind, I'll be in my cave, deep in a mountain somewhere, muttering about how the world used to be, and trying to stockpile stuff what will job giant killer robot stuffs.

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Im pretty sure Skynet satellite system was around before teminator i could be wrong though
   
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Even so. You'd think they'd change the name!

And cyberdyne...what's their bloody excuse? Naming a robotic thingy HAL...


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Oh, and my Brother now informs me Omni Consumer Products also exist.

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Mr Mystery wrote:Even so. You'd think they'd change the name!

And cyberdyne...what's their bloody excuse? Naming a robotic thingy HAL...


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Oh, and my Brother now informs me Omni Consumer Products also exist.


Computer nerds probably enjoy using such references as much as wargamers me thinks...

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OCP Folks!
   
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Mr Mystery wrote:Even so. You'd think they'd change the name!


Yes lets change the name of our military satellite system because a movie mentions it
   
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Hasn't Judgement Day already been and gone?

They keep having to come up with a different date every time they make a new film or TV series.

   
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Depends which one you follow.

Damn you for cancelling Sarah Connor Chronicles on that Cliffhanger! (no, not you personally)
   
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I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

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I dont believe an AI would be particularly concerned with humanity. Also i dont think we would be stupid enough to try and destroy it if it did gain sentience.

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Maybe you will.


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Perkustin wrote:I dont believe an AI would be particularly concerned with humanity. Also i dont think we would be stupid enough to try and destroy it if it did gain sentience.


Why would an AI not be particularly concerned with humanity? It's going to have the parameters of altruism or malevolence that we assign to it and if it has a will to survive and it's actually cognizant it's going to understand the importance of symbiosis between it and it's the hands that feed it.

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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad 
   
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Probably work

Man, way to raise my hopes and dash them within the course of seconds.

Skynet totally predates Terminator. Looks like Cyberdyne was only founded in 2004 though...

Also, if you accept that computers could be robots, for contrived definitions of the term 'robot' anyway, then they've been learning from each other in the most basic of senses since the 60s when ARPANET was founded.

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Mr Mystery wrote:Bit melodramatic, but look....seriously!

First of all, I present to you Cyberdyne Yes folks, those maniacs have actually named a Robotics Company....Cyberdyne. Oh, and they even saw fit to name their 'robot suit'....Hal.

Next up, can any guess what the UK Military Satellite Network is called? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Skynet. No. Really. Skynet.

And if that's not tempting fate enough, the boffins have now come up with a way for Robots to communicate and learn from each other

So, if you don't mind, I'll be in my cave, deep in a mountain somewhere, muttering about how the world used to be, and trying to stockpile stuff what will job giant killer robot stuffs.


   
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Beer_&_Bolters wrote:I for one welcome our new robot overlords.


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Mr Mystery wrote:Depends which one you follow.

Damn you for cancelling Sarah Connor Chronicles on that Cliffhanger! (no, not you personally)










According to this robots were supposed to be widely used, by last year.


So the robot apocalypse is slow, pushed back by some game or waiting for 2012 when it they would consider it slightly comedic.





Currently their weakness is stairs.


   
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It always has been the stairs!


   
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robot nightmare.

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But what about the Zombies!!!!

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Slarg232 wrote:But what about the Zombies!!!!


Zombies are so 2010.

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Slarg232 wrote:But what about the Zombies!!!!


Who do you think made the zombie virus in the first place...? Robots have nothing to fear from flesh eating brainless things.
   
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Most accurate, as he hasn't specified a time or place.. we are 'all' going to die at some point.

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good thing i read the book: How to survive a robot apocalypse
   
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