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We've all been there; you're at a mates watching TV and you say 'Here pal, chuck us the zapper/buzzer/wand of power/gizmo(delete where appropriate)' they look at you, confused, 'chuck you the wit?'.
You then have to explain how when you grew up you always called the tv remote the zapper/buzzer/wand of power/gizmo (delete where appropriate). So what are the strange names for things that never leave your household/flat?

Examples of mine:
'Cloaca cola' - fizzy cola drink
'Wand of power' - Tv remote
'Barath-rum' - Toilet
'Harry Grubbers' - Dinner
'Moggin the Mogg' - Cat (regardless of actual name)
'You've had a Hard day of poochery' - what my mum used to say when it was bed time. I use it often LoL.
My brother: 'Not even Ian Huntley could rub one out over that!' (Said after the 'sex' scene in Pearl Harbour)

Rules:
1: As usual No weiner answers.
2: No downer answers, i dont wanna know how there was no joy when you grew up only beatings....

'Going for a bob' = having a crap.

"Rumgullion in yer Trashbag"- a mysterious, unidentifiable ailment which was explosively fatal, brought on by a variety of activities- eating too many sweets, too much super mario, not enough fresh air, too much TV/Reading/sleep, answering back...

"Hold on to yer breakfast!" - Shouted by my dad as we bounced over various crappy country roads while going on holidays to the west of ireland.

Pillage the bread stores! - The old man loves his bread.

Remembered another one: (My mum is a bit of a treasure trove for these lol)
[Upon handing me or another family member a cup of tea or similar] 'Ssssservice with a ssssnnarll'

Playboy = gameboy

My mother gets names mixed up alot.

Clicker - TV remote

Pokeman instead of Pokemon, only my mom does it though.

Another good one:

The Rat = Benedict XVI.

The Pope = Rev. Sharon E. Watkins (played football with her son)

Urinate blood you fatherless male!(except in more vulgar terms).= Usually said when we play fight.

Uhkay Bye-bye.=fun way to say goodbye

Booboo kitty=cat(from a movie)

I would rather buy someone for what they're worth and sell them for what they think they're worth.