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Painting Within the Lines






Northern California

Just for fun:

For whatever reason, the legislative bodies/benevolent dictatorships of the world have banned whatever army you currently use for whatever game you currently play from being used or sold, what army is now contraband and what army are you switching to?

Say they do the same for whatever game you currently play, what game system (if any) becomes your main game now?

Say they do it for the entire wargaming hobby, how do you fill your free time?

Casual wargamer, casual painter, casual grad student. I can do formal though, I do own a tuxedo T-shirt.

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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard






Newcastle, OZ

I relocate to a different country WITH my stuff, where the politicians aren't such dicks. Should this prove to be an impossibility (finding such a polly), then I'm still relocating AWAY from the first country.
I have a Dutch passport, and dual citizenship.
So visas and so on aren't really an issue.

I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

That is not dead which can eternal lie ...

... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
 
   
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge





Boston, MA

If my IG were somehow outlawed, I'd keep playing them at home, where the feds couldn't find me. 420 play IG every day.

If 40k as a whole got banned, aside from the above option, I'd turn to Battletech, or some sci-fi game where I could use the majority of my miniatures.

If wargaming as a whole got banned, I'd probably have an aneurysm since the hobby aspect is pretty much the only way I relax. I'd probably animate for fun again, I guess. That or just play more videogames.

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Widowmaker



Perth, WA, australia

Move back to Indonesia, there is nothing legal in indonesia, as long as the horribly incompetent cop doesn't catch you

Goverment in Indonesia tries to ban international movies and Porn for god sake, they are still both viewable in the country

so is Airsoft, so yeah

So far
500 point of
750 point of
500 point


 
   
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Painting Within the Lines






Northern California

Brother SRM wrote:If my IG were somehow outlawed, I'd keep playing them at home, where the feds couldn't find me. 420 play IG every day.


This is begging to be sigged...

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My wargaming blog: http://headspigot.blogspot.com 
   
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Swift Swooping Hawk






If Eldar got banned... I'd go to Dark Eldar for my non-meq needs!

If 40k got banned i'd prob play necromunda and inquisitor... or write my own game system than was 90% 40k

If the whole hobby got banned... then I guess I'll have more mone

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Ruthless Rafkin






Glen Burnie, MD

When Blood Angels are criminalized, only criminals willl have Blood Angels.



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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





Imperium - Vondolus Prime

If the Gov banned the hobby - that would be great! All the stupid kids will think it's cool all of a sudden, cuz only cool kids break the law.

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Goddard wrote:If the Gov banned the hobby - that would be great! All the stupid kids will think it's cool all of a sudden, cuz only cool kids break the law.


Sigged for sure

If CSM were outlawed I'd probbly go eldar since I like the look of the models.

If 40k/WHFB were banned I'd probbly play flames of war

If the hobby was banned then I'd a) have a lot more money and b) probbly read a book....one not by the black library.

Goddard wrote:If the Gov banned the hobby - that would be great! All the stupid kids will think it's cool all of a sudden, cuz only cool kids break the law.


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Oregon, USA

If necrons were banned, who would be able to tell the difference anyway, support wise..

I have an image of a street-dealer:

'wanna buy a wraith? I gots wraiths, liths and d's..

you want Heavy D's? I gots them, but they're heavy, man...'

If they outlawed orks we'd juzt keep on rockin' We'z outlawz anyow! (my waagh are based somewhat on wild west era inspirations, so going outlaw is no big deal to them )

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Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
 
   
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Posts with Authority





South Carolina (upstate) USA

If gaming was banned...well I still have my guns, would probably get back into scale armor modeling, and maybe modding and racing cars again too.

Whats my game?
Warmachine (Cygnar)
10/15mm mecha
Song of Blades & Heroes
Blackwater Gulch
X wing
Open to other games too






 
   
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





Beijing

I'd just ignore the law, it would be like Fahrenheit 451 but with models.
   
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Dakka Veteran





Hampton Roads, VA

Move out of the country. If my government is more worried about banning a table top game, than trying to figure how to fix/repair/put duct tape on our many issues, then the writing is on the wall and it is time to leave before things get really ridiculous.

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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator






The Midlands

Is it just the army I mainly use or all my armies, the former I will die because I can't use GK, the latter I'll turn to Thousand Sons or Tomb Kings, whilst fighting the grief of the loss of GK.

For any others I'd just sit on CoD and Gran Turismo all day.

 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

I'd lead an army of bloodthirsty Khornate followers to 10 Downing Street, firstly masquerading as a peaceful protest before starting the slaughter that will no doubt get me killed but will also please the Blood God so that I might ascend to daemonhood and return some day to wreak terror upon the world! <insert evil laugh here>

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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Mysterious Techpriest







Valhallan42nd wrote:When Blood Angels are criminalized, only criminals willl have Blood Angels.


So sigged.

If IG were made illegal, I'd dig up and refurbish my BA and Eldar.

If 40k were illegal, I'd play Fantasy; easy enough.

If the hobby were illegal, I'd run a wargaming speak-easy out of my basement.

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2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
 
   
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Milwaukee, WI

They can have my Boyz when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.

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^I change my mind. This.

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2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
 
   
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot






Take away the DA and I switch to Black Templars rules. Or just build up my IG or Tau.
Take away 40k, I play it with friends anyway. Possibly switch to fantasy.
Take away painting figures and I lose a creative outlet and things get bottled up. Early claim for temporary insanity when the bottle bursts.

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Menoth 15 pts 0-0-0
Dwarves 1,000 pts 3-1-0
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Roarin' Runtherd




Atlanta

Dat's da fing about orkses. Try all ya like ta get fid of us. We just come back 'arder.

I'm just talkin' about Megaweapon. 
   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

econtutor wrote:Just for fun:

For whatever reason, the legislative bodies/benevolent dictatorships of the world have banned whatever army you currently use for whatever game you currently play from being used or sold, what army is now contraband and what army are you switching to?

Say they do the same for whatever game you currently play, what game system (if any) becomes your main game now?

Say they do it for the entire wargaming hobby, how do you fill your free time?


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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Hmmm...I'd be forced to form the little plastic peoples liberation front (LPPLF) and strike out at the heart of the Draconian system.


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Storm Trooper with Maglight



Milwaukee, WI

Re-cast our stolen figures with coins liberated from the hands of the opressor!

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Deranged Necron Destroyer





Northern Virginia, USA.

I dunno I own three armies. If all three got banned, I'd go either eldar or SM.
If 40k got banned, infinity has been looking really good lately.


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Paint what you love.
 
   
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Sinewy Scourge





Lodi CA

I'd start a 40k underworld crime syndicate!










 
   
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Elite Tyranid Warrior






High Wycombe

If wargaming got banned: well, I'm pretty close to a serial killer anyway, so I could try that.

I play:
Imperial Fists - 9000 pts
Tyranids - 1500 pts

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Regular Dakkanaut





A cornfield somewhere in Iowa

I would probably switch to historical gaming or go back to WOW...I would be a sad pananda to see my Crimson Fists go.

40k-


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American Rangers 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

tantan628 wrote:If wargaming got banned: well, I'm pretty close to a serial killer anyway, so I could try that.


Note to self - High Wycombe is now a no-go area if I want to live.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord





Oregon, USA

Just carry an AOBR rulebook with you to fend him off with.

He'll be smitten with memories of the good times, allowing you time to escape..

Or you could carry the brick that is 8th ed Fantasy, and beat him down with it

The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
 
   
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Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

If wargamming were to be banished there would be painting, scale aircraft modelling, life in general all the stuff I will get back to doing as soon as the thousands of little plastic models are finished.

Might actually be a good thing for me.
Hmmm note to self, write to MP.

Would miss the sessions at the library though. Has been fun.

Would we not just have LFGS's going prohibition era and turning into Speakeasies. Minis carried around in violin cases by trilby hatted dudes street surfing on the car's running board, etc etc

 
   
 
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