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Junior Officer with Laspistol





University of St. Andrews

If just IG got banned, I'd focus more on my Imperial Navy fleet. If 40k got banned...well, BFG is awesome, and I've been eyeing Flames of War for a while now.

If wargaming as a whole got banned, I'd build a life size Baneblade, smuggle it into Washington D.C., and hold the government for ransom until they agree to lift the ban. I plan to be dressed as a Commissar while doing this, and I will be carrying out summary execution for heresy against the God-Emperor.



"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor

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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc






The Claw

Hmm, a revolution seems in order....

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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot






ChrisWWII wrote:If just IG got banned, I'd focus more on my Imperial Navy fleet. If 40k got banned...well, BFG is awesome, and I've been eyeing Flames of War for a while now.

If wargaming as a whole got banned, I'd build a life size Baneblade, smuggle it into Washington D.C., and hold the government for ransom until they agree to lift the ban. I plan to be dressed as a Commissar while doing this, and I will be carrying out summary execution for heresy against the God-Emperor.




There is no way you could possi- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD!!!!!

Sorry, had to be done. ^_^

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 Sigvatr wrote:
. Necrons should be an army of robots, not an army of flying French bakery.



 
   
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Krazed Killa Kan






Newport, S Wales

Two words:

'40K', 'Speakeasy'

Imagine it, convert the basement of your house into a glorious gaming room, with 1930s Jazz and a cocktail bar, and then flip a lever and BAM! turns into a dirty, poorly lit room full of old christmas decorations and broken DVD players in a matter of seconds, you know, for those who prefer a more traditional gaming environment

DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:

And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!


Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.

daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
 
   
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare






banning space marines eh! well, i'd take up a necron force I think.

banning the game eh! well, i'd take up Necromunda and space hulk.

banning the Hobby eh! well, i'd move back into modified cars and fine art! and my gf!


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"Nah, I'm just way too lazy to stand up so I keep sitting and paint" - Sigur

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Hacking Shang Jí





Calgary, Great White North

chromedog wrote:I relocate to a different country WITH my stuff, where the politicians aren't such dicks. Should this prove to be an impossibility (finding such a polly), then I'm still relocating AWAY from the first country.
I have a Dutch passport, and dual citizenship.
So visas and so on aren't really an issue.


Very meta, but I think you may have missed the point of this little exercise


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I've started Dark Eldar, so I already have a second army covered. But if 40k disappeared, I'd move over to Inifinity in a heartbeat.

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Stormin' Stompa





Rogers, CT

I'd become the second Al Capone.

   
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The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

I'd open up a Speakeasy in my basement


$5 for all night gaming. Refreshments avaliable, 1st drink is free.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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HIDING IN THE METAL BAWKSES!!

Order exterminatus on the planet.

 
   
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Krazed Killa Kan






Newport, S Wales

Grey Templar wrote:I'd open up a Speakeasy in my basement


$5 for all night gaming. Refreshments avaliable, 1st drink is free.


Not in my neck of the woods *leans against a lamp-post while flipping a coin and catching it repeatedly*

DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:

And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!


Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.

daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
 
   
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God






Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways

Given all the Red Dawn talk around at the moment I have to say I would go all Wolverine on their asses. Screw protesting, screw poncy "activism". I'm going to blow gak up.

   
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Brain-Dead Zombie of Nurgle




England

I would ask for a refund...

ʎɐqǝ ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu 'uɯɐp 
   
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Despised Traitorous Cultist




Castle Rock, CO

I would toss my CSM at the enforcers of this law! How do you like getting hit with spiky little plastic guys huh!

Life is short. When I'm around, life is shorter.
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Grovelin' Grot




Sacramento, CA

I'd pack up my now "banned" Orks, and drive across country to D.C.. Arriving at Congress, I would calmly place terrain at the top of the steps, roll a few dice, and deploy my Ork horde announcing that this a "Dawn of War" deployment, "Annihilation" game. After the military confiscate my army, and after being released from custody, I'd log into Dakka...and complain that the President cheats, he wouldn't let me see his rolls, or codex, and that his army (the US Military) is borked...and I got tabled because his codex is broken.
Or...I'd revisit my Necrons...
Beyond that, I did just take up Warmachine...
And barring all that, back to traditional paper RPGs, I guess...

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