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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/22 00:50:05
Subject: Re:Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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If just IG got banned, I'd focus more on my Imperial Navy fleet. If 40k got banned...well, BFG is awesome, and I've been eyeing Flames of War for a while now.
If wargaming as a whole got banned, I'd build a life size Baneblade, smuggle it into Washington D.C., and hold the government for ransom until they agree to lift the ban. I plan to be dressed as a Commissar while doing this, and I will be carrying out summary execution for heresy against the God-Emperor.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/22 00:56:15
Subject: Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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Hmm, a revolution seems in order....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/22 06:56:25
Subject: Re:Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
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ChrisWWII wrote:If just IG got banned, I'd focus more on my Imperial Navy fleet. If 40k got banned...well, BFG is awesome, and I've been eyeing Flames of War for a while now.
If wargaming as a whole got banned, I'd build a life size Baneblade, smuggle it into Washington D.C., and hold the government for ransom until they agree to lift the ban. I plan to be dressed as a Commissar while doing this, and I will be carrying out summary execution for heresy against the God-Emperor.
There is no way you could possi- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD!!!!!
Sorry, had to be done. ^_^
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/22 13:12:20
Subject: Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Two words:
' 40K', 'Speakeasy'
Imagine it, convert the basement of your house into a glorious gaming room, with 1930s Jazz and a cocktail bar, and then flip a lever and BAM! turns into a dirty, poorly lit room full of old christmas decorations and broken DVD players in a matter of seconds, you know, for those who prefer a more traditional gaming environment
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/22 13:16:44
Subject: Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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banning space marines eh! well, i'd take up a necron force I think.
banning the game eh! well, i'd take up Necromunda and space hulk.
banning the Hobby eh! well, i'd move back into modified cars and fine art! and my gf!
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Flesh Eaters 4,500 points
" I will constantly have those in my head telling me how lazy and ugly and whorish I am. You sir, are a true friend " - KingCracker
"Nah, I'm just way too lazy to stand up so I keep sitting and paint" - Sigur
"I think the NMM technique with metals is just MNMM. Same sound I make while eating a good pizza" - Whalemusic360 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/22 22:46:24
Subject: Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Hacking Shang Jí
Calgary, Great White North
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chromedog wrote:I relocate to a different country WITH my stuff, where the politicians aren't such dicks. Should this prove to be an impossibility (finding such a polly), then I'm still relocating AWAY from the first country.
I have a Dutch passport, and dual citizenship.
So visas and so on aren't really an issue.
Very meta, but I think you may have missed the point of this little exercise Automatically Appended Next Post: I've started Dark Eldar, so I already have a second army covered. But if 40k disappeared, I'd move over to Inifinity in a heartbeat.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/22 22:55:48
Subject: Re:Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Stormin' Stompa
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I'd become the second Al Capone.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/23 01:31:04
Subject: Re:Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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I'd open up a Speakeasy in my basement
$5 for all night gaming. Refreshments avaliable, 1st drink is free.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/23 03:46:45
Subject: Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
HIDING IN THE METAL BAWKSES!!
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Order exterminatus on the planet.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/23 09:01:45
Subject: Re:Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Grey Templar wrote:I'd open up a Speakeasy in my basement
$5 for all night gaming. Refreshments avaliable, 1st drink is free.
Not in my neck of the woods *leans against a lamp-post while flipping a coin and catching it repeatedly*
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/23 09:10:34
Subject: Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Given all the Red Dawn talk around at the moment I have to say I would go all Wolverine on their asses. Screw protesting, screw poncy "activism". I'm going to blow gak up.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/23 11:07:48
Subject: Re:Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Brain-Dead Zombie of Nurgle
England
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I would ask for a refund...
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ʎɐqǝ ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu 'uɯɐp |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/27 04:37:03
Subject: Re:Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Despised Traitorous Cultist
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I would toss my CSM at the enforcers of this law! How do you like getting hit with spiky little plastic guys huh!
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Life is short. When I'm around, life is shorter.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/27 06:19:18
Subject: Just for fun: Congress/Parliament/The Diet, etc... has banned your favorite army.
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Grovelin' Grot
Sacramento, CA
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I'd pack up my now "banned" Orks, and drive across country to D.C.. Arriving at Congress, I would calmly place terrain at the top of the steps, roll a few dice, and deploy my Ork horde announcing that this a "Dawn of War" deployment, "Annihilation" game. After the military confiscate my army, and after being released from custody, I'd log into Dakka...and complain that the President cheats, he wouldn't let me see his rolls, or codex, and that his army (the US Military) is borked...and I got tabled because his codex is broken.
Or...I'd revisit my Necrons...
Beyond that, I did just take up Warmachine...
And barring all that, back to traditional paper RPGs, I guess...
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