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As the Jimmy and Artemis ,with the other man close behind,sprinted past a ruined vehicle..two men popped out from their hiding place by the car.
"And where would you be off to in such a hurry?" one of the men asked, announcing their presence.
Jimmy paused for a brief moment as Artemis and the man from the museum continued to run,he stared at the two men with a mixture of contempt and amusement and gestured towards the sound of the approaching infected.
" I would think it's obvious where we're off to" Jimmy said " We're headed in the opposite direction of that noise...now... if you have any other stupid questions ask them to each other...if not..I'd suggest you two haul ass before those things get here."
With that Jimmy turned and sprinted after Artemis and the other man,not knowing or carrying if the other men followed or not.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Just a quick heads up..My Brother is coming to visit this weekend...so I probably wont have the time to do much in the way of RPing.
I'll attempt to check on the story and perhaps do a quick write up here and there...but don't expect much until Monday.
Sorry for any inconveniences..
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
BTW...Artemis is heading for the Hospital..since the files on the reaper virus at the museum were destroyed...she's trying to get to the other files she stored there.
Plus...due to the explosion at the museum,there is now roughly a hundred infected rushing straight for us.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
BTW...Artemis is heading for the Hospital..since the files on the reaper virus at the museum were destroyed...she's trying to get to the other files she stored there.
Plus...due to the explosion at the museum,there is now roughly a hundred infected rushing straight for us.
Does Dmitri have to chop a bitch?
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
BTW...Artemis is heading for the Hospital..since the files on the reaper virus at the museum were destroyed...she's trying to get to the other files she stored there.
Plus...due to the explosion at the museum,there is now roughly a hundred infected rushing straight for us.
Does Dmitri have to chop a bitch?
Right now I believe it would be in Dimitris best interest to haul ass...
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Dmitri was confused. 5 players, all in the same area. So, acting on a whim, he did what needed to be done.
He grabbed the nearest one who was yelling, and screamed in his face, "RUN!
Fleeing the crazy infected was no small task. As they feel no pain, they could just run over all the broken glass and shattered concrete strewn all across the street.
Dmitri pulled a hammer out of thin air, using the powers that Robot Jesus had given him.
"Shell." He barked at the now shocked Jimmy. "Shell! Or do you want to die?"
Jimmy handed him bandolier of shells. He grinned.
Planting the shells on to a car, he grabbed the Jesus hammer
"As you say, PRAISE HIS NAME!" Dmitri shouted as the club hit the shells. They exploded as the makeshift hammer set off the destructive buckshot. The first volley took down 3 infected. The rest were either deaf or blinded by the flash.
"Come. We go to the shelter." Popping Artemis on his back, he and Jimmy walked towards the city.
They were smiling.
OOC: All edits are in bold.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Not sure how Darko feels about you offing his NPC...
But..my main complaint is that by slamming a chunk of concrete down on a bunch of shotgun shells your not going to do much...except destroy the shells...the firing pin on a shell isn't going to cause the shell to fire by being smashed...it requires the hammer of the weapon striking it to cause the reaction that enables the shell to fire.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Not sure how Darko feels about you offing his NPC...
But..my main complaint is that by slamming a chunk of concrete down on a bunch of shotgun shells your not going to do much...except destroy the shells...the firing pin on a shell isn't going to cause the shell to fire by being smashed...it requires the hammer of the weapon striking it to cause the reaction that enables the shell to fire.
The metal of the rebar would cause the shell to go off.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Not sure how Darko feels about you offing his NPC...
But..my main complaint is that by slamming a chunk of concrete down on a bunch of shotgun shells your not going to do much...except destroy the shells...the firing pin on a shell isn't going to cause the shell to fire by being smashed...it requires the hammer of the weapon striking it to cause the reaction that enables the shell to fire.
The metal of the rebar would cause the shell to go off.
Not Likely..Sorry bro..but bullets and shells just don't work that way..
Now,while it's possible you might get a shell or bullet to fire by whacking it with a hammer...the chances are much better that all you'll do is destroy the shell/bullet or have it explode in your face.
Honestly not trying to be a "killjoy" here...just pointing out that your "Smash Boomer" wouldn't work.
EDIT:...
Holy hell...the two guys in that video are some of the biggest idiots I've ever seen...catching a round in the head would serve them right.
I'd have to strongly advise anyone who See's that video not to attempt to do that...
That being said,the moron in the video is striking the primer with the hammer ( or so it appears).
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Might I suggest that setting a bandoleer on fire might cause the shells to ignite, with the straps holding the shells pointing in a determined direction? A handy container of gasoline or a bottle of hooch would work quite well.
Killing my character? Not cool dude. He isn't gonna stand there and let some guy who is probably out for his blood come up to him and punch him, and hence knock him out. Jacob isn't going to stand around and accept that either. Honestly, you'd be starting a premature fight that wouldn't end well for anyone.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Killing my character? Not cool dude. He isn't gonna stand there and let some guy who is probably out for his blood come up to him and punch him, and hence knock him out. Jacob isn't going to stand around and accept that either. Honestly, you'd be starting a premature fight that wouldn't end well for anyone.
Grumble Grumble...
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Killing my character? Not cool dude. He isn't gonna stand there and let some guy who is probably out for his blood come up to him and punch him, and hence knock him out. Jacob isn't going to stand around and accept that either. Honestly, you'd be starting a premature fight that wouldn't end well for anyone.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Killing my character? Not cool dude. He isn't gonna stand there and let some guy who is probably out for his blood come up to him and punch him, and hence knock him out. Jacob isn't going to stand around and accept that either. Honestly, you'd be starting a premature fight that wouldn't end well for anyone.
Grumble Grumble...
Thanks for the edit, but still.. y'know.
And I thought we were already in the city?
Some of us aren't.
And I still need to find Falco, dammit!
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
ghosty, ghosty, ghosty, that behaviour is just not acceptable. I mean really, that spelling mistake is just intollerable! There is no apostraphe in want!
I was quoting from something, in which the want is as such for the specific reason of splitting the word, echoing the accent the person has. In this case therefore, you are sadly wrong, and I'm right. In other cases, you would be totally in the right.
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As the group of contestants search the house for the map, they found a variety of useless items that served no purpose to the group.
"Found one!" announced the girl and the group converged upon the table in the shack to figure their location and where they should head off to.
"We are," one of the younger men pointed to a point on the map, "Here, and I think that it would be wise for us to possibly find better equipment, so heading to a town may be the smartest Idea. By the looks of this map, it would be that way." He said pointing off toward a destination inland.
Just as he opened his mouth to speak again, the sound of an explosion filled the air and the ground shook.
"What the hell was that!" exclaimed on of the men as he ran to a window. As he arrived he jumped down, "Sh*t! Get down!" half screamed half whispered as a sound of what startled him filled the air. The screams of the infected could be heard as they began moving toward the new sound of food.
"I suppose we're not going to town seeing as thats where the infected are now headed." spoke a man as he looked toward the clever guy with a look of 'god-damnit' on his face.
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
Jimmy stared at the man Dmitri,not sure what to make of him..he'd smashed half of the shells Jimmy had for the shotgun..but had managed to take down a lot of infected..Jimmy shook his head and counted the remaining shells he'd slipped into his pocket..6 left..and two in the shotgun...not good.
" Where the feth are we going ?" Jimmy asked moving quickly along with the others.
" Shelter." Dmitri replied.
" We need to head for the Hospital" Artemis said leaping from the mans back " That's where the remaining files are...we don't have time to..."
The howls of the approaching infected cut her sentence off..
" We must get to shelter.." Dmitri repeated.
Artemis glared at him but nodded " Fine...I know a safe place a few blocks up the street.. let's go."
The three rushed quickly down the street,Jimmy glancing behind him for signs of any infected.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Jimmy stared at the man Dmitri,not sure what to make of him..he'd smashed half of the shells Jimmy had for the shotgun..but had managed to take down a lot of infected..Jimmy shook his head and counted the remaining shells he'd slipped into his pocket..6 left..and two in the shotgun...not good.
" Where the feth are we going ?" Jimmy asked moving quickly along with the others.
" Shelter." Dmitri replied.
" We need to head for the Hospital" Artemis said leaping from the mans back " That's where the remaining files are...we don't have time to..."
The howls of the approaching infected cut her sentence off..
" We must get to shelter.." Dmitri repeated.
Artemis glared at him but nodded " Fine...I know a safe place a few blocks up the street.. let's go."
The five rushed quickly down the street,Jimmy glancing behind him for signs of any infected.
